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Reak 12-05-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Okay. Roomates cat has a fucking deathwish. It decided to piss on my bed.
hahaha, it's funny reading that

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:23 PM

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wizz 12-05-2003 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Chuck the mattress away - seriously. Had it happen to me and you'll never completely get it out :(
:thumbsup agree... it's the best way

Chris 12-05-2003 01:26 PM

wtf i recently had a cat piss on my blanket and i just took it and thru it in the wash and then took it to the dry cleaners and it came out like new .


DOnt listen to these people


It can be taken care of

if you do it RIGHT away =)

OzMan 12-05-2003 01:27 PM

This never fails..

Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed.
VERY IMPORTANT
It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work.

Now shoot the cat with a handgun. (no spray on walls)

Go out for around four hours. (allowing blood to soak deep into mattress)

Come back clean up the mess, your done.

Why does this work?

Cat's blood has a natural enzyme to completely breakdown cat urine.

Problem solved with no trip to the store and it will never happen again.












Disclaimer: I haven't actually tried this myself

Furious_Male 12-05-2003 01:33 PM

I agree with the majority here. You will probably never get rid of the smell 100%. I have tried every product and remedy you can think of from enzymes to old fashioned methods and that smell always lingers.

My buddies new house reaks of cat urine in his utility room where the previous owner had the litter box. The smell is part of the concrete and just wont go away.

Try a few different things. Flip the mattress over and head to toe (if its the type of mattress that isnt one sided) and maybe you will be able to live with it.

Fu-Q 12-05-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr pink
Well,

Poor old puss, no fucker let him out so he pissed on the bed! Puss pissed on the bed cause he thought it belonged to him. So teach him who the bed belongs to.

1) Piss on your own bed. Cat will understand its your bed.
2) Piss on cat, you now own his ass.
3) Piss on your flat mate... this will impress cat, you will be one bad ass mother........


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

loverboy 12-05-2003 02:19 PM

hahaha... priceless :1orglaugh

LeeNoga 12-05-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
This never fails..

Put cat on your bed in exactly the same spot it peed.
VERY IMPORTANT

It must be EXACTLY the same spot or this won't work.

Now shoot the cat with a handgun.


http://www.leenoga.com/pix/kitty3.jpg

PeerPatrick 12-05-2003 03:25 PM

there is a product called OdorMute, natural enzymes that break down the piss http://www.odormute.com/ ...

twistyneck 12-05-2003 03:27 PM

50 urine soaked mattresses

freeadultcontent 12-05-2003 03:30 PM

Vinegar is great.

Now just go piss on your roommates bed for revenge.

Brad-Wishing 12-05-2003 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Vinegar is great.

Now just go piss on your roommates bed for revenge.

I jizzed on it. Seemed a lot nastier of revenge. I don't get even. I get 1 up. :)

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing


I jizzed on it. Seemed a lot nastier of revenge. I don't get even. I get 1 up. :)

Man you always go 2 up not 1 up :)

Jizz on his toothbrush and in his gf's shampoo bottle then you will be 3 up :)

Brad-Wishing 12-05-2003 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Man you always go 2 up not 1 up :)

Jizz on his toothbrush and in his gf's shampoo bottle then you will be 3 up :)

Hhahahahahaha. YEAH SMOKEY! I love you

fun2cboys 12-05-2003 05:38 PM

It will stink for a bit but the best way is to get a spray bottle and put white disstilled VINEGAR in it and spray it on the spot...

#1 it removes the cat piss smell
#2 supposedly prevents the cat from pissing there again
:thumbsup

anidifranco 12-05-2003 06:25 PM

Just soak up the excess with a towel to the bes tof your ability. Do a light spray of vinegar to remove the odor.


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