Proof of shaving! AND a contest. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:05 PM

Okay check this out, through my extensive network of friends and homies and due to the lively discussion of shaving of GFY tonite I have decided to propose a contest.

I have in, my hot little hands, proof of shaving, many screen shots of a concerted effort by a sponsor to miscount their webmaster's traffic and underpay them for traffic delivered. I have had this for a while, but only tonite did I decide to do something with it.

I have screen shots of all my own stats, unaltered, all my internal stats and screen shots of the webmaster area of this program as well as many people who will back me up.

The contest is this: I have let the program owner know that I am in possession of this info and have given them a choice: pay the difference or I expose them. BUT I think it's only fair to give GFY the same offer. If you guys step up and pay the difference I will expose them anyway and refuse the money.

The difference varies, but the shaving was deep, SO in the spirit of of Christmas I have decided to settle for bartering. Whoever gets me something off my Christmas list first will get the info. In public or in private.

My X-mas List:

1. $1,ooo by PayPal.

2. Dell Monitor:
http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/p...age=externa l

So when I get my present, I expose them. Heck there are a shitload of webmasters who got shaved worse than me, maybe they can use this info to get the money owed to them.

It's a race! And it starts.....NOW.

skillfull · 12-04-2003, 11:08 PM

swedguy · 12-04-2003, 11:08 PM

I think I will fuck going to sleep today

xanx · 12-04-2003, 11:08 PM

your trying to profit from companies shaving ?

ammo325 · 12-04-2003, 11:08 PM

You must be crazy. Everyone knows that sponsors don't shave!

Aussie Rebel · 12-04-2003, 11:09 PM

This should be interesting

stocktrader23 · 12-04-2003, 11:09 PM

This could get interesting.

ztik · 12-04-2003, 11:09 PM

Is this a bigger sponsorship program or a smaller one?

fedfest · 12-04-2003, 11:09 PM

This should be fun

bhutocracy · 12-04-2003, 11:09 PM

lol. entreprenurial way to minimise debt risk.

TDF · 12-04-2003, 11:10 PM

wdsguy · 12-04-2003, 11:10 PM

GTS Mark · 12-04-2003, 11:10 PM

Jimmy I'll pay, I'LL PAAAAAAAY!

Don't expose my ass!!!

DH

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by ztik
Is this a bigger sponsorship program or a smaller one?

Define bigger or smaller.

MetaMan · 12-04-2003, 11:10 PM

send me $1000 and ill prove jimmy3way is an idiot.

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
send me $1000 and ill prove jimmy3way is an idiot.

My rep speaks for itself. I don't bullshit.

The Truth Hurts · 12-04-2003, 11:11 PM

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I have let the program owner know that I am in possession of this info and have given them a choice: pay the difference or I expose them.

blackmail is illegal, dumbass.

stocktrader23 · 12-04-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

blackmail is illegal, dumbass.

Ahahahaha, you are nuts.

ztik · 12-04-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

Define bigger or smaller.

Bigger = Ars, Maxcash, ect...

Smaller = less known, not promoted all over the place

xanx · 12-04-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

blackmail is illegal, dumbass.

skillfull · 12-04-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

blackmail is illegal, dumbass.

shaving too

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

blackmail is illegal, dumbass.

It's not blackmail, they already owe me the money if I do nothing. I have just decided that if they do pay me what they know they owe me I will not expose them as the cheaters that they are.

If they do not pay me I will share some perfectly legal information that came my way a while back.

Besides I just got off the horn with my lawyer and it's all kosher.

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by ztik

Bigger = Ars, Maxcash, ect...

Smaller = less known, not promoted all over the place

Ahhh, smaller then, the line is pretty fine tho.

SomeCreep · 12-04-2003, 11:16 PM

You're asking for $1000 via paypal and then you will show us your proof of shaving??

Were you drunk when you started this thread or do you actually think we care that much?

fedfest · 12-04-2003, 11:17 PM

Ahhh come on.. just expose the fuckers and we'll all send you happy thoughts for XXX-mas

1. $1,ooo by PayPal.

2. Dell Monitor

3. World peace

The Truth Hurts · 12-04-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

It's not blackmail, < snip > Besides I just got off the horn with my lawyer and it's all kosher.

someone get this guy a dictionary and a lawyer that isn't high on crack.

Donny · 12-04-2003, 11:17 PM

You have no possible chance of getting people to pay pal you $1,000 or buy you a fucking monitor (the electronic kind OR the lizard).

I also seriously doubt the sponsor gives two squirts of piss about your "proof".

So you may as well post the proof and have fun. Maybe you'll win an XBox if the sponsor is big enough.

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep
You're asking for $1000 via paypal and then you will show us your proof of shaving??

Were you drunk when you started this thread or do you actually think we care that much?

I'm asking for the approximate amount owed, plus a little cheese for PayPal fees....AND I'm drunk.

stocktrader23 · 12-04-2003, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

someone get this guy a dictionary and a lawyer that isn't high on crack.

You are nuts!

SomeCreep · 12-04-2003, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
....AND I'm drunk.

Ok, I forgive you for starting this thread then

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I also seriously doubt the sponsor gives two squirts of piss about your "proof".

So you may as well post the proof and have fun. Maybe you'll win an XBox if the sponsor is big enough.

The sponsor defintiely cares.

I already have an X-box. But if I do win one with the thread I'll see that it's donated to a Christmas gift drive for poor kiddies.

Jason · 12-04-2003, 11:19 PM

Since I got first page here..

PornDollar has never, and will never shave one single click.

So I guess it wasn't me.. LOL

The Truth Hurts · 12-04-2003, 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

You are nuts!

it's probably all the cold medication i'm taking.

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by PornDollar
Since I got first page here..

PornDollar has never, and will never shave one single click.

So I guess it wasn't me.. LOL

For the record it is not P-Dollar.

How the fuck can you shave when your ratios are as low as P-dollar's?

Fucko · 12-04-2003, 11:21 PM

Thanks Jimmy you were right. I have pulled all my traffic from them.You should really share it though.... others might want to do the same. I also suspected them for a while, but shit....

Furious_Male · 12-04-2003, 11:21 PM

I doubt anyone will bite on this offer but hell I give you an "A" for creativity even if you are drunk.

jimmy3way · 12-04-2003, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by Fucko
Thanks Jimmy you were right. I have pulled all my traffic from them.You should really share it though.... others might want to do the same. I also suspected them for a while, but shit....

No worry mate. That's a pretty heave shave, huh?

Fucko · 12-04-2003, 11:32 PM

Shit, I havn't seen a shave that clean, since they did away with the straight razor.

Kick Ass Chat · 12-04-2003, 11:35 PM

This is going to be a good thread.....Go Jimmy Go..I'm with ya boss

Eve · 12-04-2003, 11:49 PM

wheeeee....

Tam · 12-04-2003, 11:52 PM

well I know this isn't me..... My program is new and we pay thru CCBill........ woohoo...... yet ANOTHER reason I love using CCBill, I don't have to deal with this kind of thing.

nofx · 12-04-2003, 11:53 PM

post the pics

fatal attraction · 12-04-2003, 11:55 PM

Hey, did you know there was another guy that looks just like you....lol, guess, who! Missed you in LA BTW

jimmy3way · 12-05-2003, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by fatal attraction
Hey, did you know there was another guy that looks just like you....lol, guess, who! Missed you in LA BTW

I have heard the rumour...I wonder if it's true.

4Pics · 12-05-2003, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Tam
well I know this isn't me..... My program is new and we pay thru CCBill........ woohoo...... yet ANOTHER reason I love using CCBill, I don't have to deal with this kind of thing.

just because you use ccbill does not mean you can't shave.

If you think because you use ccbill you can't then paypal me $100 if I can show how easy it is running ccbill to shave.

(I am not saying you do or don't shave)

salo18 · 12-05-2003, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
post the pics

Tam · 12-05-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics

just because you use ccbill does not mean you can't shave.

If you think because you use ccbill you can't then paypal me $100 if I can show how easy it is running ccbill to shave.

(I am not saying you do or don't shave)

Yup, I know you can, and I know HOW you can, but what I am saying is I do NOT. If the surfer stays 10 months, that's how long the webmasters get paid........ and so on. I have been in this business for a very very long time and know some thing, and this is one of them. I just don't operate like that and never have. If I can't make my program successful by doing it honestly then I'll go and flip me some burgers. Bottom line.

ukxtra · 12-05-2003, 01:06 AM

Hey Jimmy, you should have said "paypal me a dollar and I'll email you the proof" curiosoity is a wonderful thing

Or maybe I'm just a devious bastard

4Pics · 12-05-2003, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by Tam

Yup, I know you can, and I know HOW you can, but what I am saying is I do NOT. If the surfer stays 10 months, that's how long the webmasters get paid........ and so on. I have been in this business for a very very long time and know some thing, and this is one of them. I just don't operate like that and never have. If I can't make my program successful by doing it honestly then I'll go and flip me some burgers. Bottom line.

aaron · 12-05-2003, 01:21 AM

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	Proof of shaving! AND a contest. Okay check this out, through my extensive network of friends and homies and due to the lively discussion of shaving of GFY tonite I have decided to propose a contest. I have in, my hot little hands, proof of shaving, many screen shots of a concerted effort by a sponsor to miscount their webmaster's traffic and underpay them for traffic delivered. I have had this for a while, but only tonite did I decide to do something with it. I have screen shots of all my own stats, unaltered, all my internal stats and screen shots of the webmaster area of this program as well as many people who will back me up. The contest is this: I have let the program owner know that I am in possession of this info and have given them a choice: pay the difference or I expose them. BUT I think it's only fair to give GFY the same offer. If you guys step up and pay the difference I will expose them anyway and refuse the money. The difference varies, but the shaving was deep, SO in the spirit of of Christmas I have decided to settle for bartering. Whoever gets me something off my Christmas list first will get the info. In public or in private. My X-mas List: 1. $1,ooo by PayPal. 2. Dell Monitor: http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/p...age=externa l So when I get my present, I expose them. Heck there are a shitload of webmasters who got shaved worse than me, maybe they can use this info to get the money owed to them. It's a race! And it starts.....NOW. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Jimmy I'll pay, I'LL PAAAAAAAY! Don't expose my ass!!! DH

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	send me $1000 and ill prove jimmy3way is an idiot.

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SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	You're asking for $1000 via paypal and then you will show us your proof of shaving?? Were you drunk when you started this thread or do you actually think we care that much? __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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fedfest Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,334	Ahhh come on.. just expose the fuckers and we'll all send you happy thoughts for XXX-mas 1. $1,ooo by PayPal. 2. Dell Monitor 3. World peace __________________ RewardThem Now Paying Up To 70% Revshare ! Top Converting CCbill affiliate program that will keep your members rebilling. No Traffic Leaks, No Popups, No Bullshit.. You get Credited For EVERYTHING !

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	You have no possible chance of getting people to pay pal you $1,000 or buy you a fucking monitor (the electronic kind OR the lizard). I also seriously doubt the sponsor gives two squirts of piss about your "proof". So you may as well post the proof and have fun. Maybe you'll win an XBox if the sponsor is big enough.

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Fucko Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 17	Thanks Jimmy you were right. I have pulled all my traffic from them.You should really share it though.... others might want to do the same. I also suspected them for a while, but shit....

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Fucko Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 17	Shit, I havn't seen a shave that clean, since they did away with the straight razor.

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