GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Funny shaving % (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=204787)

Tam 12-04-2003 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paparazzi
You guys remember this one?
http://www.terra.es/personal6/thanks...ollars4all.jpg

Nope, I don't remember this one, but I can tell you that's not the highest I have seen. :winkwink:

jimmy3way 12-04-2003 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam


Nope, I don't remember this one, but I can tell you that's not the highest I have seen. :winkwink:

You fucker Tam, I was going to post something funny at 50, like 50 posts, but shaved down to 25...

stocktrader23 12-04-2003 08:53 PM

What a nice community we have here. Thanks everyone for watching out for your fellow webmasters! We appreciate it so much. :321GFY

Tam 12-04-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


You fucker Tam, I was going to post something funny at 50, like 50 posts, but shaved down to 25...

That's what ya get for not adopting me..... :thumbsup But I think my post was pretty important.

jimmy3way 12-04-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
What a nice community we have here. Thanks everyone for watching out for your fellow webmasters! We appreciate it so much. :321GFY
It amazes me that the reality of this situation is so far from your comprehension.

stocktrader23 12-04-2003 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


It amazes me that the reality of this situation is so far from your comprehension.

Dude, you proved you were an asshat a few posts back. Of course sponsors shave. However, the day I have proof that one of my sponsors shaved me is about 1 day before a suit is filed in court, all of which is public record btw. No fucking way I'm gonna say "I know who shaves but youuuu don't". That's fucking retarded.

{fusion} 12-04-2003 09:12 PM

I would shave, otherwise how can you control these people who get there friends to sign up under them, chargeback fees and stuff like that?

if a company is paying $1 but paying you $25 how can they not shave? with the amount of sites around today, surfer is not going to stay for 6 months like they want you to think.

i bet there isnt a single PPS program that doesnt shave.

but at the end of the day its what you make at the end of the month if your getting 1:700 with one that shaves then its better than 1:600 with a rev share paying $7.00 USD

jimmy3way 12-04-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Dude, you proved you were an asshat a few posts back. Of course sponsors shave. However, the day I have proof that one of my sponsors shaved me is about 1 day before a suit is filed in court, all of which is public record btw. No fucking way I'm gonna say "I know who shaves but youuuu don't". That's fucking retarded.

Did you ride the short bus to school?

You really have no idea how this business works do you...ah well.

Ray@TastyDollars 12-04-2003 09:21 PM

Ohhh gees get over it already. 90% Of sponsors who know HOW to shave or have the option to, do. Want to stop your signups from being shaved? Open up your own program.

:2 cents:

chodadog 12-04-2003 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paparazzi
You guys remember this one?
http://www.terra.es/personal6/thanks...ollars4all.jpg

That is so photoshopped. Check out that big red arrow!! :winkwink:

Hindsight 12-04-2003 09:22 PM

Yo I'm 100% with StockTrader and Battuss on this one...

WTF is the matter with u people...?

"I'm cool I know who shaves"

That's not cool, that's just being an accessory to theft you fucktards



:BangBang:

stocktrader23 12-04-2003 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


Did you ride the short bus to school?

You really have no idea how this business works do you...ah well.

Who doesn't know how this crazy ass business works. Most people recognize scum when they see it.

ztik 12-04-2003 09:23 PM

If you have to shave to make money you really need to re-think your business model. I was paying $50 per signup for a while.I wasn't making shit for money but I wasn't going into negatives.

jimmy3way 12-04-2003 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
Yo I'm 100% with StockTrader and Battuss on this one...

WTF is the matter with u people...?

"I'm cool I know who shaves"

That's not cool, that's just being an accessory to theft you fucktards

Nope, it's not that at all. You guys are arguing over some small time bullshit. Shaving has nothing to do with how much money you make or if you make it at all.

You are focusing on the wrong issue.

Why 12-04-2003 09:29 PM

i could post a few interesting screenshots but ill leave that one alone :)

stocktrader23 12-04-2003 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


Nope, it's not that at all. You guys are arguing over some small time bullshit. Shaving has nothing to do with how much money you make or if you make it at all.

You are focusing on the wrong issue.

And you asked if I ride the short bus? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RogerV 12-04-2003 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
its a rather well known program, can't say how big it really is as I'm not really sure, but it's not as big as it used to be (hint 1)

how did I get them? it really doesn't matter how I have them, but I do. I will say it was leaked from someone on the "inside" though

Why do I know about it and you don't? I guess I just happen to know the right people in the right places for this particular thing.

Why will it come out soon? I guess I can say pretty safely that the head person has completely lost his mind recently and started pissing off the wrong people. Something to be said about pissing off the people who have access to all the shady shit you do and can expose you for the cheat you really are. Chances are they'll get pissed off enough to make it public.

Plus, another reason I dont just make a fake name, A: noone ever believes a new nic, regardless of a screenshot or not, it'll always be "photochopped" and not real, abd B: I still have a friend who works there, trying to get out of there ASAP and I'd rather not drag him down with them

damn now you got me wondering who it could be.

can you check my exits and let me know if I'm sending them traffic:)

stocktrader23 12-04-2003 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RogerV


damn now you got me wondering who it could be.

can you check my exits and let me know if I'm sending them traffic:)

It's ok Roger, it doesn't matter. Didn't you know?


Originally posted by jimmy3way


Nope, it's not that at all. You guys are arguing over some small time bullshit. Shaving has nothing to do with how much money you make or if you make it at all.

You are focusing on the wrong issue.




:1orglaugh

Why 12-04-2003 09:33 PM

i agree with jimmy3way to an extent. who cares who is shaving and who is not. send your traffic to the person who sends you the most money per click sent to thier sites from your sites.

if your not tracking that kind of shit your an idiot to start with.

stocktrader23 12-04-2003 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
i agree with jimmy3way to an extent. who cares who is shaving and who is not. send your traffic to the person who sends you the most money per click sent to thier sites from your sites.

if your not tracking that kind of shit your an idiot to start with.

Yea. Honesty, integrity, trust, etc. should have no bearing on who you do business with. Here's a hint, the same program scamming webmasters probably scams their surfers too. Or does that not matter either?

jimmy3way 12-04-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Yea. Honesty, integrity, trust, etc. should have no bearing on who you do business with. Here's a hint, the same program scamming webmasters probably scams their surfers too. Or does that not matter either?

Ooooh! Oooh! I think you are getting close to the real thing you should be looking at...

Look homes, I don't want to argue with you and I'm not trying to lord anything over you.

Check this out: I have worked for big sponsors, many of my friends work for big sponsors...I run my own small affiliate program and my own decent sized paysite. I handle advertising and traffic for another rather large paysite with an active affiliate program.

I know this business pretty inside and out and the bottom line is really this: you get the luxury of making money while sitting at home in your underpants. That's a big reward.

I go to the movies at noon when all the working stiffs are slaving away at a 9 to 5. I drive nice vehicles, I buy nice clothes, I go to a titty bar and get fucked up any night of the week cos I don't have to get up until 11.

Those are all huge rewards.

They have risks associated with them.

Like any business there are risks, to be successful you have to be smart enough to minimize and manage those risks.

Do people shave? Hell yes. A lot of people. You should know your traffic well enough to know if you are being shaved or not. If you cannot figure this out you are not succeeding in our businees. Are they stealing from you? Sort of. But you are letting them if you are sending them your traffic.

Sorry, but not everybody get's to be Lensman because they can build a gallery.

XxXotic 12-04-2003 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam


That's what ya get for not adopting me..... :thumbsup But I think my post was pretty important.

:Graucho

garce 12-05-2003 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

I run my own small affiliate program and my own decent sized paysite. I handle advertising and traffic for another rather large paysite with an active affiliate program.

I know this business pretty inside and out and the bottom line is really this: you get the luxury of making money while sitting at home in your underpants. That's a big reward.

I go to the movies at noon when all the working stiffs are slaving away at a 9 to 5. I drive nice vehicles, I buy nice clothes, I go to a titty bar and get fucked up any night of the week cos I don't have to get up until 11.

Those are all huge rewards.

They have risks associated with them.

Please let me know which programs you run/work for so I can avoid them. Because I get to work at home while sitting in my underpants, I deserve to be ripped off? I guess this works for any business? Freelance writers & newspaper reporters/columnists, soundtrack composers (I did this in a former life - at home, on a computer), contract workers... One of the largest growing employment segments is people who work from home, in their underwear, while sipping coffee and raising their families. They ALL should be rewarded for their work by having a portion of their income withheld?

As for the poor stiffs working 9-5, I'm wrapping things up at 2:30 a.m. Not complaining - I enjoy my job - but I'll be up at 8 for another go at it.

I might be missing something, but you, sir, are a massive asshat.

garce

XxXotic 12-05-2003 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by garce


Please let me know which programs you run/work for so I can avoid them. Because I get to work at home while sitting in my underpants, I deserve to be ripped off? I guess this works for any business? Freelance writers & newspaper reporters/columnists, soundtrack composers (I did this in a former life - at home, on a computer), contract workers... One of the largest growing employment segments is people who work from home, in their underwear, while sipping coffee and raising their families. They ALL should be rewarded for their work by having a portion of their income withheld?

As for the poor stiffs working 9-5, I'm wrapping things up at 2:30 a.m. Not complaining - I enjoy my job - but I'll be up at 8 for another go at it.

I might be missing something, but you, sir, are a massive asshat.

garce

:glugglug

jimmy3way 12-05-2003 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by garce

I might be missing something, but you, sir, are a massive asshat.

You are definitely missing something. I am not saying shaving is okay. Not at all.

I'm saying you should learn how to tell which sponsors shave and avoid them.

God I hate talking down to the little brains, fuck off dude.

swedguy 12-05-2003 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by garce
I might be missing something, but you, sir, are a massive asshat.
You sound bitter. That's not good for your health.

4Pics 12-05-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


You are definitely missing something. I am not saying shaving is okay. Not at all.

I'm saying you should learn how to tell which sponsors shave and avoid them.

God I hate talking down to the little brains, fuck off dude.

How would you be able to provide proof?

If sponsor a outpreforms sponsor b, does that mean sponsor a shaves?

What about if sponsor a doesn't count in his clicks non USA traffic so your conversion ratio looks better?

I'd like to really know how you can tell, because I just send to whoever makes me the most money based on my stats.

Pervypete 12-05-2003 02:16 AM

Finally this discussion is getting somewhere.

So we learned that good stats are a fine tool to detect shaving. That's a good statement in a discussion so filled with lame attitudes on wht's right or wrong. Shaving is so utterly wrong and unnaceptable, unless you're a lady or got hairy balls.

Peter

jimmy3way 12-05-2003 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pervypete
So we learned that good stats are a fine tool to detect shaving. That's a good statement in a discussion so filled with lame attitudes on wht's right or wrong. Shaving is so utterly wrong and unnaceptable, unless you're a lady or got hairy balls.

Dude you are soooooo new.

Pervypete 12-05-2003 03:13 AM

Sure, you´re soo right!

Despite being a pro WM for 4 years , I just got my virginity popped at GFY last week.

So what's the big deal - Sir?

What I learned during the past week ??
GFY is appx. 90% lame discussions and 10% actual, useful, constructive webmaster talk/relations:D

And for those 10% I am of course greatful.

Sincerely

Virgin Peter

Nathan 12-05-2003 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paparazzi
You guys remember this one?
http://www.terra.es/personal6/thanks...ollars4all.jpg

Seriously everyone.. this is a GREAT example! You come here and post this, and all YELL about the 53% shave.. now oh god LOOK CLOSELY.

The program made $38000 in sales total, including rebills, conversions and such... and they PAID $20000 to webmasters...

Now, please in GODS name explain to me how this is not fair?! They will have to pay around $6000 in biller fees, so that leaves them $32000 ... they then probably have costs for bandwidth, content and such of around $4000 ... leaves them $28000 ... so you guys are seriously telling me it is UNFAIR for a program to keep $8000 and pay $20000 to webmasters?!??!?!

Yeah, sucks, they should not shave, lets pay the webmasters $37700 so we can keep the other $300 to cover biller, content and bandwidth costs.

Everyone that complains about programs shaving should be immediately dumped down to PP 50% Revshare everywhere...

I am not saying everyone shaves, or that I would... But people, you want $40 per sale Programs on sites charging $24.95 to members, what the HECK do you expect!?

Do the math!

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nathan


Seriously everyone.. this is a GREAT example! You come here and post this, and all YELL about the 53% shave.. now oh god LOOK CLOSELY.

The program made $38000 in sales total, including rebills, conversions and such... and they PAID $20000 to webmasters...

Now, please in GODS name explain to me how this is not fair?! They will have to pay around $6000 in biller fees, so that leaves them $32000 ... they then probably have costs for bandwidth, content and such of around $4000 ... leaves them $28000 ... so you guys are seriously telling me it is UNFAIR for a program to keep $8000 and pay $20000 to webmasters?!??!?!

Yeah, sucks, they should not shave, lets pay the webmasters $37700 so we can keep the other $300 to cover biller, content and bandwidth costs.

Everyone that complains about programs shaving should be immediately dumped down to PP 50% Revshare everywhere...

I am not saying everyone shaves, or that I would... But people, you want $40 per sale Programs on sites charging $24.95 to members, what the HECK do you expect!?

Do the math!


BAH that the saddest excuse for shaving i have heard yet. So what your saying is sponsors need to shave or they wont cover costs. LOL

Why dont they lower the pay rate. ?

I dont expect to get paid for no profit , but i do expect to get paid by the TOS and the agreed price that was stated when i joined PERIOD!!!

Thats like saying , " my boss doesnt pay me enough so i stole money from the register to pay my bills "

Dirty F 12-05-2003 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nathan


Seriously everyone.. this is a GREAT example! You come here and post this, and all YELL about the 53% shave.. now oh god LOOK CLOSELY.

The program made $38000 in sales total, including rebills, conversions and such... and they PAID $20000 to webmasters...

Now, please in GODS name explain to me how this is not fair?! They will have to pay around $6000 in biller fees, so that leaves them $32000 ... they then probably have costs for bandwidth, content and such of around $4000 ... leaves them $28000 ... so you guys are seriously telling me it is UNFAIR for a program to keep $8000 and pay $20000 to webmasters?!??!?!

Yeah, sucks, they should not shave, lets pay the webmasters $37700 so we can keep the other $300 to cover biller, content and bandwidth costs.

Everyone that complains about programs shaving should be immediately dumped down to PP 50% Revshare everywhere...

I am not saying everyone shaves, or that I would... But people, you want $40 per sale Programs on sites charging $24.95 to members, what the HECK do you expect!?

Do the math!

Dude, i'll let you know when my program is ready, just for you i'll have a shaver build in so i can fuck you over.

Thanks.

Idiot.

Ian 12-05-2003 08:14 AM

We have our own custom stats which you can cross-reference with CCBill and Epoch's stats for verification.

:)

brand0n 12-05-2003 08:17 AM

so come clean, who was it

Niki 12-05-2003 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
We have our own custom stats which you can cross-reference with CCBill and Epoch's stats for verification.

:)


you are soooooooooo cooooool .... and you CAN still shave 100% ... so please stop us bullshiting with 3rd and custom stats ;)

com3 12-05-2003 09:53 AM

i suspect that i've been cheated by a sponsor, merely cause my stats showed multiple signups....then, when the pay period ended, and all of a sudden there were no more signups, and customer service emails me saying "no signups" ....

though, it's merely speculation, i have absolutely NO proof whatsoever...so IF i were to name them, then that would be slander...


however, if you have proof of a faullicy, then it's not slander, it's an accusation with proof :D

XxXotic 12-05-2003 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nathan


Seriously everyone.. this is a GREAT example! You come here and post this, and all YELL about the 53% shave.. now oh god LOOK CLOSELY.

The program made $38000 in sales total, including rebills, conversions and such... and they PAID $20000 to webmasters...

Now, please in GODS name explain to me how this is not fair?! They will have to pay around $6000 in biller fees, so that leaves them $32000 ... they then probably have costs for bandwidth, content and such of around $4000 ... leaves them $28000 ... so you guys are seriously telling me it is UNFAIR for a program to keep $8000 and pay $20000 to webmasters?!??!?!

Yeah, sucks, they should not shave, lets pay the webmasters $37700 so we can keep the other $300 to cover biller, content and bandwidth costs.

Everyone that complains about programs shaving should be immediately dumped down to PP 50% Revshare everywhere...

I am not saying everyone shaves, or that I would... But people, you want $40 per sale Programs on sites charging $24.95 to members, what the HECK do you expect!?

Do the math!

remind me to never push anything you work for or run, how the fuck can you honestly justify it? Know what, if you can't AFFORD to pay out webmasters what they earn you shouldn't be in the business anyway. Reason why? Simple, how much fucking money you think those asswads would have made if they had 0 webmasters, I pay for my own bandwidth, content, etc etc etc etc, why the fuck should I pay for yours too?

You sir, are a complete fucking moron

jimmyf 12-05-2003 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
What a nice community we have here. Thanks everyone for watching out for your fellow webmasters! We appreciate it so much. :321GFY
agree:Graucho


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:57 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123