Funny ad for evidence eliminator

Now THAT'S marketing. Could do without the consoles tho.

i saved this from a few years back when someone at awi pointed it out. it was from their own (ee) site...no bullshit.

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WHAT DID YOU DOWNLOAD ON THE INTERNET LAST YEAR because it has ALL BEEN RECORDED.

"TWO PICTURES MEANS GUILTY"

You had a safe, comfortable middle-class life? No, you thought you had, but you didn't. You are a CRIMINAL, you are GUILTY and you can be EXECUTED.

You are just another statistic criminal.
Do you want YOU and your PARTNER and KIDS to be DRAGGED from your home and SHOT IN THE STREET?

Is your anus insured for AIDS RAPE?

Does your life insurance cover FORCED PRISON SEX and AIDS DEATH? Check the policy - maybe not. Does "your" life-insurance carry a clause in the contract about perverts, convicts and enemies of society JUST LIKE YOU? Why should they insure "PERVERT REJECTS" like you?

Society hates you.

What are your family going to do when you are jailed for 50 years with no parole? Do you reckon your spouse will hang around for 1 year let alone 50 years before they get lonely and find another partner for sex?

You can be JAILED and RAPED.

A great big muscle-bound GAY RAPIST will tie you to the PRISON BARS and RAPE YOUR ASS with his AIDS AND WART-INFESTED PENIS.

You will be forced to SUCK AIDS INFECTED DICKS. Do you want that?

SOCIETY SUCKS and you had better get used to it because this is what you can expect when YOUR COMPUTER is EXAMINED FOR EVIDENCE by the "government".

You will soon learn how "LAWFUL" AND "CORRECT" your government is when you are being raped and the prison guards are looking the other way - or WATCHING or JOINING IN.

DO YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WELL, DO YOU?

Your "government" wants you to be RAPED IN THE ASS and you had better wise up before they get YOUR ass, because they can recover what you downloaded LAST YEAR and use it to kidnap you and rape you.
STOP yourself and your family and kids being kidnapped and raped by criminals.
Protect yourself with Evidence Eliminator Software. Click Here
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Cute. But it "detected" the wrong city.
Wrong PROVINCE even.

Cute.

ok, i bought it, now how do i use this thing???!?

Shit! It detected that I've visited sexeducation.com in the past!

what a bunch of fucking dirtbags.... sad some people will get scared and fall for shit like this..

Suspect's IP address: xx.xxx.xxx.xx
Suspect's location: City: Wilmington Country: United States
Suspect's ISP: ATTBI
Suspect's application: Microsoft Internet Explorer
Suspect's user agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Avant Browser [avantbrowser.com]; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
Suspect's language: en-us
Suspect's processor family: x86
Scanning Microsoft Internet Explorer cache......... done
Scanning Microsoft Internet Explorer history.... done
Scanning type-in history..... done
Scanning deleted files............ done

Summarizing evidences..... done
Listing evidences: spy cams, spam, nude schoolgirls, adult, school, black couple, hardcore, porn, forbidden teen porn, upskirt, pervert, incest, school, naked, fuck, hardcore, underage rape, dady rapes little doughter, pervert, sluts, blowjob, illegal porn, blowjob, cum, incest, sex, xxx, pervert, tits, anal, lolita, incest, amateur, spam, blowjob, babes, illegal porn, spam, pervert, tits, cock, sluts ... 731 evidences in total.

Searching for privacy protection software... Evidence Eliminator? not found.

Conclusion: Enough evidences to prove suspect is guilty. Arrest recommended.
Report sent to: [email protected]; [email protected]

pretty cool, nice script anyone have it?

Love the script, think it converts great for noobs

i thought the fbi part was the funniest . remote fbi forensics scan .

then after its done it says "arrest warrant issued or suggested or something to that effect.

The script is all on the page view_source