And there are stains on my carpet from my last party. What's your point?

Let me spend a fortune on furniture so that people can fuck that up too. :thumbsup

Dating material?

She is 19...I turn 30 this month. I know better than to make that mistake.

As for drunken sex....You are 100% right. :winkwink:

lol... well, i didn't exactly figure you for a cradle robber, but to each his own :)

no fun fucking drunk chicks anyway . . . it will happen soon enough

If it was your sister...I would have fucked her without thinking twice. Your sister is kinda cute but I have ZERO respect for her.

brett has a sister? i wanna hit it.

scratch that..... i wanna hit it with aaron on the other end of her :)

Aaron,

I'm glad there's still good guys out there. I'm sure she'll respect you so much more down the road. Somedays I have my doubts about people. Today I don't!

His sister in kinda cute...But she has an attitude that bites and has sharp teeth. If I was not in his parents hour when I met her...I would have put her in her place much more than I did.

Gotta respect Brett AND his mamma's house.

Good for you Aaron!

Maybe you'll get a large reward in the morning for your patience. :thumbsup

How long till that sign gets photoshopped? :1orglaugh

50 gentlemen :glugglug

I fucked her

That's cool of you man, you're just like me.

I never fuck girls when they're drunk, only if they're bithes.

Hey Aaron, you're a bigger pimp than I...but I've acted the same way in a lot of situations. It doesn't give you the immediate reward, but contrary to popular belief, it usually does pays off in the end.

:thumbsup

Chivalry will get you further then impulse, always

True ... :thumbsup
Any new news? :1orglaugh

Hmm...he's gay as a flagpole; and, yet....isn't he coming to your house this weekend?

How old are you?

Do you still have to pay her even though you let her just go to sleep ? lol

Even tho we don't see much in that pic in your bed......... She still looks hot!!!!

Being a Gentlemen is always better than being a slob.

Sides, morning sex when you both are sober is crazy hot......

Kudos for having class to you AaronM

In a bit of a shock here .. give me a second to compose myself ....





Well done Aaron. you are a gentleman ... that goes a long way in our bussiness

Dinner at shwazey resteraunt while she gurgles lust stories... $123
Buying a horny chick drinks at the bar... $53
Paying for her cab ride home... $37
not fucking her because you are a gentleman so you join a porn site & jerk it... $25
Doing the oposite like Andrew Lustre and spending the rest of your life in jail... priceless!!!

Some things money can't buy... (like your freedom) for online porn... there's VISA & Mastercard!!!

Somebody send this to them before they stop letting people use Credit Cards for porn. Seriously.

Nothing wrong with not being able to get it up. Keep some Viagra handy in the car next time.

Same thing happened to me two weeks ago. She was 18, we were drunk and high and my peter was soft as a marshmallow.

It's ok

You doubted the facts of my story and yet nobody has yet to question how a 19 year old girl was in a bar with me.

Something is wrong with you people. :Graucho

The funny thing is...She did get carded. The bouncer looked at her ID, Looked at me, then smiled and let her in the bar.

Gee Raven....Can you guess what bar we were at? Maylay was not happy to see me last night. :1orglaugh

She looks to be in a deep sleep. Roofies? :BangBang:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

...see I knew you were a good guy, A. F*word the jealous haters. Shit, anyone can be an asshole but it takes class to treat people with respect.

btw, what porn did you jerk off to after you finished with your post?:Graucho

that's priceless!!

well, Aaron, you coulda just jerked off to the thought of me in my sexy pants...:1orglaugh jk...seriously tho, kudos to you for being a gentleman. there aren't too many around that would give it a second thought. Besides, how great would it have been if she was half asleep and so drunk that she might not even remember it??? I hope that you hit here up for some morning sex!! that's if she isn't hung over:)

Love the blankie too. Think it's one of the ones they call 'mink' blankets (not really mink). My kids both have one and all their friends want them. We've bought 3 or 4 for friends over the last year or two.

Kingsize are $25 each in Tijuana. :)

As for me jerking off...I didn't. I went to be in my spare room.

Then somebody woke me up at 6am by snuggling up to me. :Graucho No hangovers this morning.


That sign is funny as hell yt. :thumbsup

Maybe cuz I'm Swedish... but since when is oral SEX not sex??? As far as I'm concerned you already had sex and you're no gentleman :1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHAH just dont show it to her otherwise the male gender is branded scumbags again and all of your willpower and effort will be wasted

for the record, you handled this situation like a champ, especially if you two are friends. it doesn't sound like you missed out on anything - tomorrow is another day and i doubt shes gonna take off running never to be seen again.

:glugglug to the gifts that keep on giving

I take it you are not familiar with the Bill/Monica thing? :1orglaugh

Tomorrow is today....And she is still here.

Nice to see that some guys actually realize that they gainmore by acting the gentleman than being the octopus :)

i like to be
under the sea...

i was trying to be profound in my statement of "tomorrow"
kind of like mr rogers neighborhood on gfy

That makes my brain hurt this morning.

How the hell would he have been an octopus if he fucked her?

The girl was hitting on him before they got drunk, during the drinking, and after they were wasted. He ate her pussy and she sucked his dick. Now he's a gentlemen because they were probably too sick to fuck and would have probably vomited on each other if they fucked?..Remember now, he already had his dick in her mouth and he already had his tongue inside of her pussy..So now he deserves a cookie for not putting his dick in the same place that his tongue just was?

She told him she wanted to fuck way before they even took a drink. I can't see how he would have been wrong if he went ahead and tapped the ass.

What probably happened is that he was too drunk to get hard and she was too sick and drunk to fuck.

I've been there where I told myself that I was being a "gentleman" when in reality I just couldn't get wood and I was trying to make myself feel better about it.