50 gentlemen :glugglug

I fucked her

That's cool of you man, you're just like me.

I never fuck girls when they're drunk, only if they're bithes.

Hey Aaron, you're a bigger pimp than I...but I've acted the same way in a lot of situations. It doesn't give you the immediate reward, but contrary to popular belief, it usually does pays off in the end.

:thumbsup

Chivalry will get you further then impulse, always

True ... :thumbsup
Any new news? :1orglaugh

Hmm...he's gay as a flagpole; and, yet....isn't he coming to your house this weekend?

How old are you?

Do you still have to pay her even though you let her just go to sleep ? lol

Even tho we don't see much in that pic in your bed......... She still looks hot!!!!

Being a Gentlemen is always better than being a slob.

Sides, morning sex when you both are sober is crazy hot......

Kudos for having class to you AaronM

In a bit of a shock here .. give me a second to compose myself ....





Well done Aaron. you are a gentleman ... that goes a long way in our bussiness

Dinner at shwazey resteraunt while she gurgles lust stories... $123
Buying a horny chick drinks at the bar... $53
Paying for her cab ride home... $37
not fucking her because you are a gentleman so you join a porn site & jerk it... $25
Doing the oposite like Andrew Lustre and spending the rest of your life in jail... priceless!!!

Some things money can't buy... (like your freedom) for online porn... there's VISA & Mastercard!!!

Somebody send this to them before they stop letting people use Credit Cards for porn. Seriously.

Nothing wrong with not being able to get it up. Keep some Viagra handy in the car next time.

Same thing happened to me two weeks ago. She was 18, we were drunk and high and my peter was soft as a marshmallow.

It's ok

You doubted the facts of my story and yet nobody has yet to question how a 19 year old girl was in a bar with me.

Something is wrong with you people. :Graucho

The funny thing is...She did get carded. The bouncer looked at her ID, Looked at me, then smiled and let her in the bar.

Gee Raven....Can you guess what bar we were at? Maylay was not happy to see me last night. :1orglaugh

She looks to be in a deep sleep. Roofies? :BangBang:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

...see I knew you were a good guy, A. F*word the jealous haters. Shit, anyone can be an asshole but it takes class to treat people with respect.

btw, what porn did you jerk off to after you finished with your post?:Graucho

that's priceless!!

well, Aaron, you coulda just jerked off to the thought of me in my sexy pants...:1orglaugh jk...seriously tho, kudos to you for being a gentleman. there aren't too many around that would give it a second thought. Besides, how great would it have been if she was half asleep and so drunk that she might not even remember it??? I hope that you hit here up for some morning sex!! that's if she isn't hung over:)

Love the blankie too. Think it's one of the ones they call 'mink' blankets (not really mink). My kids both have one and all their friends want them. We've bought 3 or 4 for friends over the last year or two.

Kingsize are $25 each in Tijuana. :)

As for me jerking off...I didn't. I went to be in my spare room.

Then somebody woke me up at 6am by snuggling up to me. :Graucho No hangovers this morning.


That sign is funny as hell yt. :thumbsup

Maybe cuz I'm Swedish... but since when is oral SEX not sex??? As far as I'm concerned you already had sex and you're no gentleman :1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHAH just dont show it to her otherwise the male gender is branded scumbags again and all of your willpower and effort will be wasted

for the record, you handled this situation like a champ, especially if you two are friends. it doesn't sound like you missed out on anything - tomorrow is another day and i doubt shes gonna take off running never to be seen again.

:glugglug to the gifts that keep on giving

I take it you are not familiar with the Bill/Monica thing? :1orglaugh

Tomorrow is today....And she is still here.

Nice to see that some guys actually realize that they gainmore by acting the gentleman than being the octopus :)

i like to be
under the sea...

i was trying to be profound in my statement of "tomorrow"
kind of like mr rogers neighborhood on gfy

That makes my brain hurt this morning.

How the hell would he have been an octopus if he fucked her?

The girl was hitting on him before they got drunk, during the drinking, and after they were wasted. He ate her pussy and she sucked his dick. Now he's a gentlemen because they were probably too sick to fuck and would have probably vomited on each other if they fucked?..Remember now, he already had his dick in her mouth and he already had his tongue inside of her pussy..So now he deserves a cookie for not putting his dick in the same place that his tongue just was?

She told him she wanted to fuck way before they even took a drink. I can't see how he would have been wrong if he went ahead and tapped the ass.

What probably happened is that he was too drunk to get hard and she was too sick and drunk to fuck.

I've been there where I told myself that I was being a "gentleman" when in reality I just couldn't get wood and I was trying to make myself feel better about it.

Ofcourse I am :321GFY but I still consider oralsex sex...

Once again you prove to be an asshole.

Dude...NOBODY could get wood with the ugly crack whores you fuck without taking Viagra.

I am sorry that you have to pay for ugly pussy and that you do not have enough class or self control to know when to stop something simply to make sure you are doing the right thing.

Respond all you want.

Welcome to my igore list. :321GFY

Quit crying bitch. I was on YOUR side. Your bitch already said she'd fuck you BEFORE she took a drop of alcohol. So put me on your ignore list you lame fat soft dicked muthafucka.

Every day, I respect and admire you a little bit more, AaronM.

You are a wonderful person.

How the FUCK did I find you HERE?!

;)

wake her up stiff dicked and bad breathed. shell love u for ever

:1orglaugh americans :321GFY

See you are one of the good guy's!


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I don't wish to mention any names...BUT....Let's just say that some people are so fucking stupid that even after they are informed that they have been added to my ignore list...They still choose to post in my threads.

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You know what they say about ASS-U-ME.

Yet...Your location says "Beverly Hills"

Hypocrites. :1orglaugh

This is some funny shit, thanks for the morning giggle but not for making me shoot coffee out my nose...yup it stings.

Excuse me, where do you see that anything was ASSUMED in his story?

So if I'm on date with a woman who tells me WHILE SOBER that she wants to fuck me and who SUCKS MY DICK while she's drunk means that I'm ASSUMING that she wants to fuck me?

That's just how people get caught up in a rape charge cause some dumb heifer can say and do anything she wants and if you act on it, they try to blame the man.

You DO know that she could have just as easily gone to the police and as soon as they found his saliva in her twat, that's good enough to be charged with rape?

Read up on it.

yup, I live here and love it.
But if selling bj's is prostitution according to the us law, then how come you're patting yourself on the back claiming to be a gentleman...? Just curious :Graucho

Now why don't you get the fuck off this board instead of showing what an asshole you are!!!

I know all about it. I've been a woman all my life and seen shit women do. I also know how it works. You, however, were assuming a lot to say that "Oh, it's probably because he was too drunk to fuck" or something. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, but it seems to me that those statements were more assumptions based on a chip on your shoulder than having any basis in fact, especially considering you aren't there and don't know the situation. Think what you like, but don't presume to tell me something is fact when you can't prove it either way.

Where exactly did I sell a BJ?

You know what. Don't answer that.

You're another ignorant bitch.

My ignore list is getting bigger by the minute.

Anybody who feels the need to advertise their 36D tits in their screen name is just an attention whore anyway.

My assumption that he couldn't get wood is just that, an assumption. But I get the FACTS from his story:

"I have been out with a friend for a couple of hours. Her and I have never hooked up but as we sat at dinner she kept hitting on me. Then we went to a bar where she proceeded to tell me that she was gonna fuck my brains out toinght. Stupid me should have cleared the bar tab and taken her home....BUT....I figured I would enjoy the night out.

Sooooo...We finally get back to my place and she turns on the radio and starts strip dancing for me. One thing leads to another and the next thing you know, my tongue is in her pussy.

This goes on for a bit then she decides to blow me. It's all good so I go with the flow."


He CLEARLY says that she was hitting on him during the dinner and told him that she wanted to "fuck his brains out" when they went to the bar....Then he just "goes with the flow" when she decides to put his cock in her mouth.

What is it about this story that you can't comprehend? I know you can read.

So my main point is that I don't see why you're patting him on the back for not fucking when he already let her suck his dick..If it was all that, he would have tucked her into bed before the strip tease and oral SEX.

Bah, you're going to look for the negative no matter what anyone says. Trying to explain to you is like trying to explain to a brick wall that it shouldn't be brick.