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Old 01-18-2001, 12:27 PM   #1
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What men want their wives to know

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work Just say it!
1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
1. Check your oil. Please.
1. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet, attic, basement or worse, the garbage.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



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Old 01-18-2001, 06:22 PM   #2
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That's the funniest and truest thing I ever read.
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Old 01-18-2001, 07:18 PM   #3
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Haha. Thats bloody excellent.
I'm gonna tell my girlfriend to "Gofuckyourself.com" and check it out.

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Old 01-18-2001, 07:24 PM   #4
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i like foreign films
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Old 01-18-2001, 09:21 PM   #5
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Actually, I'm not sure I can name 16 colors. I now red, blue, yellow, green, white, orange, purple, pink, black...and the rest of them are girlie crap that I don't know the names for.

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Old 01-18-2001, 09:32 PM   #6
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My wife annoys me by watching that sports crap. She likes hockey, NASCAR, Indy Car (we do live 5 minutes from the Indianapolis Speedway), and sometimes football, basketball, etc. I prefer my cartoons and sci-fi.

Looking at that list I've come to realize my wife is more of a man than I am. :P

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Old 12-03-2003, 08:19 AM   #7
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I don't mean to be a slut, but I think there was a thread about this some time ago...
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:24 AM   #8
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I like that. Women always cut their hair after birthing for that

Wash n go look.


There's just certain things you don't do.
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:24 AM   #9
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wow, all of those are on point!
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:26 AM   #10
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rictor
[B]Actually, I'm not sure I can name 16 colors. I now red, blue, yellow, green, white, orange, purple, pink, black...and the rest of them are girlie crap that I don't know the names for.

fuckit, it's all RGB to me
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