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12-03-2003, 05:58 AM

Æèë íà ñâåòå Èâàíóøêà. È âåñèë îí 150 êèëîãðàìì.
Ðåøèë îí îòïðàâèòñÿ çà òðèäåâÿòü çåìåëü.
Âñïðûãíóë íà ñâîåãî êîíüêà. È ñòàëè ïîòîì çâàòü
êîíüêà - Ãîðáóíêîì, à Èâàíóøêó - Äóðà÷êîì.

Îòîðâàë ðàç Èâàíóøêà Êîùåþ ÿéöî. È ñòàë ïîòîì Êîùåé Áåññìåðòíûì, ïîòîìó, ÷òî áåç ÿèö åìó æèçíü âå÷íîñòüþ ïîêàçàëàñü.

Æèëà áûëà Âàñèëèñà Ïðåìóäðàÿ, íî ìóæèêè åå íå ëþáèëè, à ëþáèëè Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ. È ñîñòàðèëàñü îíà â îäèíî÷åñòâå è ñòàëè åå çâàòü Áàáà-ßãà à äðóæèë
ñ íåé òîëüêî Êîùåé, ïîòîìó ÷òî åìó âñå ðàâíî áûëî.

Êàòàëñÿ Êîëîáîê ïî ìèðó. Âåñü ìèð îáîøåë. Íî ñëó÷èëîñü Ñ íèì íåñ÷àñòüå. Ïîïàë îí â 2002 ãîäó â Êîðåþ íà ÷åìïèîíàò ìèðà. È îí ñèëüíî ïîæàëåë, ÷òî óøåë îò áàáóøêè.

Æèëè ó áàáóñè äâà âåñåëûõ ãóñÿ. À âåñåëûå îíè áûëè ïîòîìó, ÷òî ðîñëî â îãîðîäå ìíîãî êîíîïëè. È ïðèøåë êàê òî ê íèì ìàëü÷èê Ãàíñ. È óãîñòèëè åãî ãóñè ïëàíîì. È ïîøëè ó ìàëü÷èêà ãëþêè. Ñêàçàë îí ÷òî ïî íåì êðûñû áåãàþò. È âçÿë îí ïàëêó
è ñêàçàë ÷òî ýòî äóäêà. Ïîòîì åãî ïðîáèëî íà èçìåíó è îí ïðûãíóë â ðåêó è óòîíóë ñî âñåìè êðûñàìè.

Æèë áûë öàðü. È áûëà ó íåãî äî÷ü Íåñìåÿíà. À çâàëè
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äîñòàâàëà.

Æèë áûë öàðü. È çàõîòåëîñü åìó ñòàòü îïÿòü ìîëîäûì. È ñêàçàë îí, ÷òî êòî åìó ìîëîäèëüíûõ ÿáëîê äîñòàíåò, òîìó äî÷ü îòäàñò è ïîë öàðñòâà â ïðèäà÷ó. Ïðèøåë ê íåìó Èâàíóøêà Äóðà÷îê, óâèäåë òó äî÷ü è ñêàçàë: "Íå òàêîé ÿ óæ è äóðàê!" Ïîòîìó
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12-03-2003, 06:01 AM

shto sam sachinil? Pushkin blin !
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12-03-2003, 06:02 AM

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sho sam sachinil? Pushkin blin !

a ti dumal!
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12-03-2003, 06:10 AM

ROFL !!!!!

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12-03-2003, 06:14 AM

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12-03-2003, 06:48 AM

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12-03-2003, 07:04 AM

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12-03-2003, 07:47 AM

Íà áåðåãó îçåðà ñèäåë ïüÿíûé Çìåé Ãîðûíû÷ è ïåë õîðîì, íåâïîïàä ...

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12-03-2003, 07:50 AM

I like this part best:

áûëà Âàñèëèñà Ïðåìóäðàÿ, íî ìóæèêè åå íå ëþáèëè, à ëþáèëè Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ.

That's fucking hilarious!
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12-03-2003, 07:58 AM

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I like this part best:

áûëà Âàñèëèñà Ïðåìóäðàÿ, íî ìóæèêè åå íå ëþáèëè, à ëþáèëè Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ.

That's fucking hilarious!

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12-03-2003, 08:00 AM

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12-04-2003, 12:30 AM

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12-04-2003, 12:48 AM

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12-04-2003, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by Doomed
Æèë íà ñâåòå Èâàíóøêà. È âåñèë îí 150 êèëîãðàìì.
Ðåøèë îí îòïðàâèòñÿ çà òðèäåâÿòü çåìåëü.
Âñïðûãíóë íà ñâîåãî êîíüêà. È ñòàëè ïîòîì çâàòü
êîíüêà - Ãîðáóíêîì, à Èâàíóøêó - Äóðà÷êîì.

Îòîðâàë ðàç Èâàíóøêà Êîùåþ ÿéöî. È ñòàë ïîòîì Êîùåé Áåññìåðòíûì, ïîòîìó, ÷òî áåç ÿèö åìó æèçíü âå÷íîñòüþ ïîêàçàëàñü.

Æèëà áûëà Âàñèëèñà Ïðåìóäðàÿ, íî ìóæèêè åå íå ëþáèëè, à ëþáèëè Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ. È ñîñòàðèëàñü îíà â îäèíî÷åñòâå è ñòàëè åå çâàòü Áàáà-ßãà à äðóæèë
ñ íåé òîëüêî Êîùåé, ïîòîìó ÷òî åìó âñå ðàâíî áûëî.

Êàòàëñÿ Êîëîáîê ïî ìèðó. Âåñü ìèð îáîøåë. Íî ñëó÷èëîñü Ñ íèì íåñ÷àñòüå. Ïîïàë îí â 2002 ãîäó â Êîðåþ íà ÷åìïèîíàò ìèðà. È îí ñèëüíî ïîæàëåë, ÷òî óøåë îò áàáóøêè.

Æèëè ó áàáóñè äâà âåñåëûõ ãóñÿ. À âåñåëûå îíè áûëè ïîòîìó, ÷òî ðîñëî â îãîðîäå ìíîãî êîíîïëè. È ïðèøåë êàê òî ê íèì ìàëü÷èê Ãàíñ. È óãîñòèëè åãî ãóñè ïëàíîì. È ïîøëè ó ìàëü÷èêà ãëþêè. Ñêàçàë îí ÷òî ïî íåì êðûñû áåãàþò. È âçÿë îí ïàëêó
è ñêàçàë ÷òî ýòî äóäêà. Ïîòîì åãî ïðîáèëî íà èçìåíó è îí ïðûãíóë â ðåêó è óòîíóë ñî âñåìè êðûñàìè.

Æèë áûë öàðü. È áûëà ó íåãî äî÷ü Íåñìåÿíà. À çâàëè
åå òàê, ïîòîìó ÷òî ìóæ åé ïàñòü çàøèë ÷òîáû íå
äîñòàâàëà.

Æèë áûë öàðü. È çàõîòåëîñü åìó ñòàòü îïÿòü ìîëîäûì. È ñêàçàë îí, ÷òî êòî åìó ìîëîäèëüíûõ ÿáëîê äîñòàíåò, òîìó äî÷ü îòäàñò è ïîë öàðñòâà â ïðèäà÷ó. Ïðèøåë ê íåìó Èâàíóøêà Äóðà÷îê, óâèäåë òó äî÷ü è ñêàçàë: "Íå òàêîé ÿ óæ è äóðàê!" Ïîòîìó

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12-04-2003, 01:23 AM

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Koshchej became Immortal because the life eternity has seemed to it without eggs, he said.

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12-04-2003, 01:29 AM

Hahahahahaha, Exactly.. See I said the same thing to my friend the other day and he was like WHAT? and I was like No, Dude, I'm serious and he goes HO-LY-FUCKING-SHIT.. We had to have laughed for a good 20 minutes
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12-04-2003, 01:44 AM

Two cheerful geese lived with Babusja (russian grandma).
They were cheerful because a lot of hemp grew in a kitchen garden.

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12-04-2003, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by Doomed
Æèë íà ñâåòå Èâàíóøêà. È âåñèë îí 150 êèëîãðàìì.
Ðåøèë îí îòïðàâèòñÿ çà òðèäåâÿòü çåìåëü.
Âñïðûãíóë íà ñâîåãî êîíüêà. È ñòàëè ïîòîì çâàòü
êîíüêà - Ãîðáóíêîì, à Èâàíóøêó - Äóðà÷êîì.

Îòîðâàë ðàç Èâàíóøêà Êîùåþ ÿéöî. È ñòàë ïîòîì Êîùåé Áåññìåðòíûì, ïîòîìó, ÷òî áåç ÿèö åìó æèçíü âå÷íîñòüþ ïîêàçàëàñü.

Æèëà áûëà Âàñèëèñà Ïðåìóäðàÿ, íî ìóæèêè åå íå ëþáèëè, à ëþáèëè Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ. È ñîñòàðèëàñü îíà â îäèíî÷åñòâå è ñòàëè åå çâàòü Áàáà-ßãà à äðóæèë
ñ íåé òîëüêî Êîùåé, ïîòîìó ÷òî åìó âñå ðàâíî áûëî.

Êàòàëñÿ Êîëîáîê ïî ìèðó. Âåñü ìèð îáîøåë. Íî ñëó÷èëîñü Ñ íèì íåñ÷àñòüå. Ïîïàë îí â 2002 ãîäó â Êîðåþ íà ÷åìïèîíàò ìèðà. È îí ñèëüíî ïîæàëåë, ÷òî óøåë îò áàáóøêè.

Æèëè ó áàáóñè äâà âåñåëûõ ãóñÿ. À âåñåëûå îíè áûëè ïîòîìó, ÷òî ðîñëî â îãîðîäå ìíîãî êîíîïëè. È ïðèøåë êàê òî ê íèì ìàëü÷èê Ãàíñ. È óãîñòèëè åãî ãóñè ïëàíîì. È ïîøëè ó ìàëü÷èêà ãëþêè. Ñêàçàë îí ÷òî ïî íåì êðûñû áåãàþò. È âçÿë îí ïàëêó
è ñêàçàë ÷òî ýòî äóäêà. Ïîòîì åãî ïðîáèëî íà èçìåíó è îí ïðûãíóë â ðåêó è óòîíóë ñî âñåìè êðûñàìè.

Æèë áûë öàðü. È áûëà ó íåãî äî÷ü Íåñìåÿíà. À çâàëè
åå òàê, ïîòîìó ÷òî ìóæ åé ïàñòü çàøèë ÷òîáû íå
äîñòàâàëà.

Æèë áûë öàðü. È çàõîòåëîñü åìó ñòàòü îïÿòü ìîëîäûì. È ñêàçàë îí, ÷òî êòî åìó ìîëîäèëüíûõ ÿáëîê äîñòàíåò, òîìó äî÷ü îòäàñò è ïîë öàðñòâà â ïðèäà÷ó. Ïðèøåë ê íåìó Èâàíóøêà Äóðà÷îê, óâèäåë òó äî÷ü è ñêàçàë: "Íå òàêîé ÿ óæ è äóðàê!" Ïîòîìó

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12-04-2003, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin

I don't know what you said but you owe me Russian pussy anyway

it's sooo sweet.. russian pussy of Nesmejana

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12-04-2003, 03:26 AM

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Couldnt agree more...

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12-04-2003, 03:27 AM

Originally posted by Weppel
I like this part best:

áûëà Âàñèëèñà Ïðåìóäðàÿ, íî ìóæèêè åå íå ëþáèëè, à ëþáèëè Åëåíó Ïðåêðàñíóþ.

That's fucking hilarious!

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12-04-2003, 03:31 AM

Èíòåðåñíî... ÷òî âèäÿò â ñîîáùåíèè Doomed âñå îñòàëüíûå...
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12-04-2003, 04:37 AM

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12-04-2003, 04:41 AM

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12-04-2003, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by Trent Edison
Èíòåðåñíî... ÷òî âèäÿò â ñîîáùåíèè Doomed âñå îñòàëüíûå...

oni dumayut skolko esche russkie budut portit' ih lubimuyu dosku svoimi ieroglifami

dumayut opyat' ih activex pitayustya hacknut' he he he

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12-04-2003, 05:00 AM

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12-04-2003, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by phogirl69
Prerestroika Gorbachev

that's the only Russian I know

nice

i know 2 more..

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12-04-2003, 05:19 AM

Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin

Stan,

I don't know what you said but you owe me Russian pussy anyway

Stan ?i aint no stan.
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12-04-2003, 05:28 AM

Allo? a prodolzhenie skazki est?
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12-04-2003, 05:29 AM

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12-04-2003, 05:51 AM

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Allo? a prodolzhenie skazki est?

bilo bi neploho

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12-04-2003, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by Froey Twe
Allo? a prodolzhenie skazki est?

prodolshenie netu, novaja est.

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À ÷åãî ýòî ÿ ñ òîáîé, Âîëêîâ áóäó ÑÑ äåëèòñÿ. Âîò ñàì âçëîìàé ïðîâàéäåðà è áåðè ñåáå ÑÑ.
À êàê òåáå åãî óäàëîñü ïîëîìàòü, Ëèñè÷êèí ?
Ñëóøàé ìåíÿ. Èäè ñåáå â êîìïüþòåðíûé êëóá. Òàì óñòàíàâëèâàé ñîåäèíåíèå ñ ïðîâàéäåðîì è ïðîáóé ââîäèòü ïàðîëü áîëüøîé è ìàëûé.
Îáðàäîâàëñÿ Âîëêîâ. Ñèäèò, ïàðîëè ïðîáóåò.
Òóò êîíå÷íî, ÄåäÊîì åãî âû÷èñëèë, è ÁÀÁó íàñòó÷àë.
Îõðàíà ÁÀÁà ïðèåõàëà, è âñåì ïîñåòèòåëÿì áîêà íàìÿëà. À îñîáåííî àäìèíó. Ïîòîìó êàê ñèëüíî óìíûé.
Ëèñè÷êèí ïðî òî ïîçíàë, âûäåëåíêó îáðóáèë. Íà äèàëàï ïåðåñåë.
Âîëêîâ ê íåìó ëîìèòñÿ, ïîâàëèòü õî÷åò. Çëîé âîáùåì.
À Ëèñè÷êèí åìó - ìîë, òû òî íà âûäåëåíêå, à ìåíÿ íà äèàëàï ïåðåñàäèëè. Ïîìîãè, ïîäêà÷àé MP3øåê.
Íó, Âîëêîâ ðåøèë ïîäêà÷àòü åìó ìóçû÷êè. Ãëóïîâàòûé îí.
À Ëèñè÷êèí ïðûãàåò, è ïîåò - Òîðìîçíîé øóñòðîìó êà÷àåò! Òîðìîçíîé øóñòðîìó êà÷àåò!
À Âîëê åìó - ×åãî òû òàì âÿêàåøü ?
- ÎÉ! À êàê òû ìåíÿ óñëûøàë.
- Íó, òèïà ÿ òåáÿ íå óñëûøàë, íî ùà ïðèåäó è äàì â ìîðäó! Èáî íåôèã!
Íà òîì è ñêàçî÷êå êîíåö.

Çà àïäåéòîì - ñåðâèñïàê, çà ñåðâèñïàêîì - õîòôèêñ

Ïîñòàâèë àäìèí Âèíäó XP.
Îíà åìó è ãîâîðèò - ïóñòè àïäåéò âçÿòü.
- Òàê íåêóäà, Âèíäà. Âèíò ìàëîâàò
- Íå ìíîãî íóæíî ìíå ìåñòà. Âîò TEMP ïî÷èùó, à àïäåéò òóäà ñêà÷àþ.
Îñòàâèë àäìèí åé êîííåêò.
Âèíäà àïäåéò íå êà÷àëà,à îòïðàâèëà êóäà ñëåäóåò êîä ñòðàííûé.
- Âèíäà, à âåäü àïäåéòà íåò!
- Íó è ëàäíî, êà÷àé ñåðâèñïàê.
Îñòàâèë àäìèí åé êîííåêò.
Âèíäà àïäåéò íå êà÷àëà, à îòïðàâèëà ñïèñîê îáîðóäîâàíèÿ êóäà ñëåäóåò.
- Âèíäà à âåäü ñåðâèñïàêà íåò
- À òû õîòôèêñ ñêà÷àé.
Îñòàâèë àäìèí åé êîííåêò.
Âèíäà õîòôèêñ íå êà÷àëà, à ñêà÷àëà ñòèðàëêó âèíòîâ è ôëåøåé.
- Âèíäà, à ãäå òû ?
- Â Êàðàãàíäå! Èáî íåôèã !!! :P
Íó, àäìèí ïåðåïðîøèë ôëåøêè, ïåðåôîðìàòèðîâàë âèíò.
Ïîñòàâèë Âèíäîâñ XP.
À â hosts ïðîïèñàë 127.0.0.1 microsoft.com
À Âèíäà íå áóäü äóðà, íà ýòó çàïèñü íå ñìîòðåëà, à ñíîâà ñíåñëà åìó âñå.
Òîëüêî íå ñðàçó, à íåìíîãî ïîãîäÿ. ×òîá ïîìó÷àëñÿ.
Òîãäà àäìèí âçÿë è... ÇÀÏËÀÒÈË !
Â ñêàçêàõ åùå è íå òî áûâàåò )))

Þçåð, Õàêåð è BSD

Êóïèë ñåáå Þçåð ñåðâàê, ïîñòàâèë Win 98
À òóò Õàêåð âçÿë, è ñåðâàê çàõâàòë.
Þçåð ïîïëàêàë, ðåøèë Windows 2000 ïîñòàâèòü, ÷òîá ñåðâàê çàùèòèòü.
À Õàêåð âçÿë êàê çàïóëèë íà IIS äà íà ñåðâåð òåðìèíàëîâ - ïîøëè êëî÷êè ïî âèí÷åñòåðó.
Þçåð ïîïëàêàë, ðåøèë linux ñòàâèòü, ÷òîá ñåðâàê çàùèòèòü.
À Õàêåð êàê âçÿë, êàê çàïóëèë ýêñïëîèò íà ftp, ïîøëè êëî÷êè ïî \dev\hda
Þçåð ïîïëàêàë, ðåøèë BSD ñòàâèòü, ÷òîá ñåðâàê çàùèòèòü.
Òîëüêî íè÷åãî ó íåãî íå âûøëà. Ïîòîìó êàê íå Àäìèí îí, à Þçåð.
À îïåðàöèîíêè òóò íå ïðè÷åì.
Ñêàçêà ëîæü äà â íåé íàìåê - ãëóïûì Þçåðàì óðîê!
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#40

12-04-2003, 06:02 AM

skazka lozh da v ney namek

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#41

12-04-2003, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by Keno
skazka lozh da v ney namek

ãëóïûì Þçåðàì óðîê!
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So Fucking Banned

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#43

12-04-2003, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by Doomed

LOL
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#44

12-04-2003, 07:37 AM

Nice prikol

LOL

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#45

12-04-2003, 07:40 AM

dah dah dah

Originally posted by rayadp05

I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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#46

12-04-2003, 07:41 AM

Bliat.....
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#48

12-04-2003, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Bliat.....

suka, blyad', v rot vseh ebat', huy', pizda, zaebis', pizdec (same w/ shandec), maza faka, ebaniy komp, ebaaanis', ebnulsya, huy na (same w/ huy dva), aahuet', pizdabol, GFY

ask me for more fuckin' words

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#49

12-04-2003, 09:15 AM

Ðóññêèå àòàêóþò...:D

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#50

12-04-2003, 09:17 AM

? me number icq sale short

tom at ryphs dot com
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