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![]() Zach Randolph Arrested for DUI and Pot smoke coming out of his SUV in the Hood of Portland...
Nice!! I was begining to woder why we havent had a Blazer arrest in the past 3 months.. Glad to see everyting is still on track.
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Ahh Nice!!
He was also fined for no licence and no insurance. Only the 3rd Blazer to be cited for that in the past year. Wood's was lucky enough to be busted for this offense twice!! Third time will be a charm.
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no wonder he is so much more relaxed than the rest of the team.
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That portland squad are all trouble makers
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fuck the blazers!
Rasheed, belongs in LA. He is awesome |
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Basketball should do random drug tests
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no wonder, with so much talent, Blazers still unable
to grab even a title. |
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ooops..guess it could be worse
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they do drug test but not for pot. The players league fights for the players rights to toke
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damn...you'd think he could get himself some plates and some insurance at least..lol
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blazer management needs to hire some babysitters
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LOL NO insurance? Lets try to take the ghetto out of the NBA, is it possible? What a fuckin joke
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youd think there were people hired to ensure these sports stars had all their insurances and licenses in-line etc....
at the very least, jeez
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They Hired Jerome Kersey for that Job.. The official Title is "Director Of Player Relations" his primary job was to make sure everyone has a Licence and Insurance.
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THis is the 4th arrest for no Insurance and no licence for a TrilBlazer in the last YEAR!!!
ANd the 8th Blazer arrest for Drugs in the last 2 years for the Blazers.
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Not sure how close any of you follow the Blazer Drama, but the first time wood's was arrested last year for no licence and no insurance and for smoking pot while driving:
-When the Officer asked him for his licence for identification he said he didnt have one, but gave the cop his Basketbal card instead for ID. -Told the officer that he had a drug problem and was addicted to Pot, and was seeking a prescription.
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LOSERS
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![]() they gotta make a movie about the Jailblazers - it's too funny. u read that article on Sheed on ESPN? sad but very true article - Rasheed Wallace is now irrelevent - nobody cares what he does, even referees don't bother giving him technicals anymore.
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The Blazers do however have some good things going for em..
Melissa is one of em.. Soooooo sweet this gal is. http://www.nba.com/blazers/sights_so...-87474-41.html
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boneprone, glad to see somebody else keeping up to date with ballers shennanigans. Zach Randolph is the last hope for the team, so it's sad to see him join the ranks of the rest of the jailbird blazers. As for Sheed, he needs to stop whining like the little crybaby that he is. Stoudamire will always be a little mouse compared to the rest of the guards in the league. And finally, give the ball to Bonzi, and get out the way!
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Bone: Why have you not fucked Mel yet?
Afraid to get arrested if you jump on the court and maul her? ![]()
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You know the insurance on those rides they drive around is expensive. And with the Blazers and other teams not paying much its hard to support a family on a few million a year. Remember the whole blackout the NBA was going through a few years ago. Tough times... lol fucking joke
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And I make less then them.. Money is not an issue with em.. Its their fucking lack of respect of any kind of order.
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to say it cost a lot for these guys to insure their esclades, rovers, and navigators is like saying for the avarage joe that a driver's licence is too much money so they couldn afford to get one..
Its not money. Its the stupid fuck mentality that is in the Portland Blazers.. JR Isiah Rider still lives within every Blazer... He would be proud.
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I missed the part in your post where at the end you put "lol joke"
But sadly enough some blazers may actually think this. Thier lack of accountabiluty and thier frame of mind where they think they are "victums" in many of these circumstances is disturbing... But very true.
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i agree with triumph rasheed belongs in LA.
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With the Clippers Yes...
With the Lakers No.... The Lakers already showed us what one of our best players was like in a Laker Uniform 2 years ago.. Hence, Isiah "JR" Rider.. He sat at the end of the bench and got his ring.
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A lot of superstars from other teams have gone to LA only to be washed up thereafter...
Rasheed would be no better than Rider, Richmond, or Rice if given the same situation.
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Hahahaha.. that team is always good for keeping the local police blotter filled!!
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They should have betting on the next Blazer to get arested, They have bets on Kobe.
1) Will Kobe Bryant be convicted of sexual assault? Yes before 12/31/04 -150 2) Will Kobe Bryant have a XXX video tape released? Yes before 12/31/04 +1000 3) Will Kobe Bryant be legally divorced ? Yes before 12/31/04 EV 4) Will Kobe Bryant quit his NBA career and start a new career as a XXX movie producer? Yes before 12/31/04 +5000 5) Will Kobe Bryant serve time in prison as a result of the sexual assault trial against him Yes he will serve prison time before 12/31/04 EV 6 ) Will Kobe Bryants sexual assault alleged victim OD (again)? Yes before 12/31/04 +200 For # 6 I'm betting she will OD (again). In fact I'm gonna put a hundred on it.
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