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galleryseek · 12-02-2003, 02:57 PM

give me say, 30%-75% (depending on how much you make) of your money and i'll help you in many ways.

first, if there is a higher force at work, giving me your money will make you less rich (obviously), therefore ridding you of a big ego and an arrogant attitude which could be counted AGAINST you as a sin when you die and are judged... so, i'll be ensuring your way into heaven's gates.

second, by giving me your money, you're helping me out, i'm not so financially blessed as some of you are... giving is good.

third, it'll help you relate with others easily (such as females), you'll be able to pick up more chicks if you seem down to earth.

fourth, it'll give you more incentive to work again so that your % of the profits was what they were before you gave me your money... motivation is good, it helps you live longer.

fifth, you'll really set an example to everyone by showing that you aren't a materialistic person and don't need money for happiness.

so if you wanna be revered as a giving, caring, saint-like person... take this offer.

who · 12-02-2003, 03:00 PM

JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN!

XxXotic · 12-02-2003, 03:00 PM

it's called welfare, it's not offered here

galleryseek · 12-02-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
it's called welfare, it's not offered here

bud, i don't need welfare. i'm not so bad financially. i just worry and care for others sometimes.

qwe · 12-02-2003, 03:18 PM

or them to show you how to pickup chicks in ferraris you looser...

kristin · 12-02-2003, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qwe
or them to show you how to pickup chicks in ferraris you looser...

The loser is the one who never spells it right...

galleryseek · 12-02-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qwe
or them to show you how to pickup chicks in ferraris you looser...

losers are the ones who depend on things other than themselves to pick up chicks. you need a ferrari, and expensive clothing. i don't.

NEXT

qwe · 12-02-2003, 04:11 PM

"NEXT" should apply to you because you are a nobody (you stated this in previous messages), not me...

hyatla · 12-02-2003, 04:14 PM

I bookmarked you and will contact you when I am rich.

Theo · 12-02-2003, 04:18 PM

I finally made it
now these jealous bitches tryin' to FADE me!
I ain't goin' out I'd rather blast back.
I'm on the corner with my niggas watchin' cash stack.

12-02-2003, 02:57 PM	#1
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	rich people: i can help you. give me say, 30%-75% (depending on how much you make) of your money and i'll help you in many ways. first, if there is a higher force at work, giving me your money will make you less rich (obviously), therefore ridding you of a big ego and an arrogant attitude which could be counted AGAINST you as a sin when you die and are judged... so, i'll be ensuring your way into heaven's gates. second, by giving me your money, you're helping me out, i'm not so financially blessed as some of you are... giving is good. third, it'll help you relate with others easily (such as females), you'll be able to pick up more chicks if you seem down to earth. fourth, it'll give you more incentive to work again so that your % of the profits was what they were before you gave me your money... motivation is good, it helps you live longer. fifth, you'll really set an example to everyone by showing that you aren't a materialistic person and don't need money for happiness. so if you wanna be revered as a giving, caring, saint-like person... take this offer.

12-02-2003, 03:00 PM	#3
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12-02-2003, 03:00 PM	#2
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN!

12-02-2003, 03:18 PM	#5
qwe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,109	or them to show you how to pickup chicks in ferraris you looser...

12-02-2003, 04:11 PM	#8
qwe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,109	"NEXT" should apply to you because you are a nobody (you stated this in previous messages), not me...

12-02-2003, 04:18 PM	#10
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	I finally made it now these jealous bitches tryin' to FADE me! I ain't goin' out I'd rather blast back. I'm on the corner with my niggas watchin' cash stack.