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woj 01-06-2004 12:57 AM

50 Canadians

Wilber 01-06-2004 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
But how frequent is this...
C'mon, a minute ago it was "no shootings and violence free" and
now it's "how frequent"?

Two dead and four injured on one shooting incident is six victims
at once.

America has more than ten times the population of Canada so
there is going to be more of everything.

Another shitty thing about Canada is big business monopolies.
Not enough competition in business so you get like one phone company
to choose from and one power company to choose from and one
television company to choose from.

Some of the worst customer service I've had is in Vancouver. Room service
treated me like shit at the Vancouver Hotel. Sent me stone-cold lamb for
dinner and when I phoned down and bitched they didn't offer me anything.
I checked out six hours after I checked in and when to the Pan Pacific and
there they tried to give me a shitty suite when I asked for the best room they
have. After bitching for 30 minutes the Pan Pacific apologized for charging me
$600.00 per night for a fuckin' teen party suite and put me in the Jade room
for the same price instead of the $1200.00 per night fee. The weekend only
turned out great after I bitched to just about every piece of shit in that town.

I never get that shit in San Francisco, restaurants love you and hotels love you.
They truly want your money.

I like Vancouver, in the summer it's nice. Kelowna has some of
the most beautiful women in the world but fuckin' geezus H
they gotta learn some customer service up there.

johnbosh 01-06-2004 01:01 AM

ahaa

Zappu 01-06-2004 02:19 AM

As far as I can see it there are much more Webmasters from outsite of the States then within the States. Sorry to tell you this guys :)

reynold 01-06-2004 02:25 AM

Canada seems like a nice place to visit.

sixxxth_sense 01-06-2004 02:35 AM

half of canada is immigrants (FRESH, like 10 years or less in canada)...

It's much nicer than USA...

Like the cities are cleaner!
We have better parties! (RAVES)
Less violence...
more good looking people cuz of the culutre clash!
(1/2 of usa = FAT)
We have french speaking girls :) (such a turnon)...

flashfire 01-06-2004 02:56 AM

Canada deserves respect consider the poplulation then consider how many GFYers are Canadian...per capita I bet its the highest ratio of any country on GFY. Canada has the highest percentage of computer literate people in the world...lots of smart canadians online

Jive 01-06-2004 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -


Are french canadian chicks EASY? Cuz most of the Canadian pornstarlets out there are French Canadien... at least from what I've seen.

Yes, I lived in Ottawa for awhile and there pretty easy to pickup down in Montreal.. I lived on the boarder there. :2 cents:

Jive 01-06-2004 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfire
Canada deserves respect consider the poplulation then consider how many GFYers are Canadian...per capita I bet its the highest ratio of any country on GFY. Canada has the highest percentage of computer literate people in the world...lots of smart canadians online
Canadians eat less fatty foods it's how the foods a prepared eating out on the town and whats actually processed in the meat plants and passed on to the consumer.. alot of Americans need to cut back on the fat intake.. look at most of the younger people not to mention the sponsor/webmaster's I see there pretty chunky!on the verge of heart failure at a very youthful age ..
AKA- LATE JOHN CANDY rest his sole.. he was 25 but he was still young.. I saw a a show on TV about fat people USA had the most
outta the hole world.. some kids 12 yrs old pushing 300 Ibs
hanging out a (Mcdonalds) they interview some kids they could hardly suck any air in to even talk properly? scarry shit!..

my kids fuckin better not end up like that!
I'll fuck him up bad.. :2 cents:

Rictor 01-06-2004 03:28 AM

Fuck Canada.

digi 01-06-2004 03:29 AM

I take canada over the usa any day :thumbsup

and service are usually a lot worse in europe than canada/usa.

Swanks 01-06-2004 03:31 AM

Something happened? Dont know what to do? Need someone to blame?

Blame Canada! :thumbsup

reynold 01-06-2004 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive


Yes, I lived in Ottawa for awhile and there pretty easy to pickup down in Montreal.. I lived on the boarder there. :2 cents:

No wonder. A lot of them star in joinrightnow.com's videos. Good looking girls though:thumbsup

Jive 01-06-2004 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold


No wonder. A lot of them star in joinrightnow.com's videos. Good looking girls though:thumbsup

yes, I guess your partly right.. not to sure about the joinnow website but there sure alot of hungry french canadian whitebooty
avail.. :1orglaugh anyways gotta hit the rack.. ceeya.

AOJ Brian 01-06-2004 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
What are the cultural differences between Canada and the US? I mean, everyone knows there's less crime in Canada and it tends to be cleaner. But any other difference? If it came down to it, would Canadians agree to be absorbed into the US?
haha.. that would never, ever, ever happen.

The US really has nothing to offer us.

Brian

AOJ Brian 01-06-2004 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber

C'mon, a minute ago it was "no shootings and violence free" and
now it's "how frequent"?

Two dead and four injured on one shooting incident is six victims
at once.

America has more than ten times the population of Canada so
there is going to be more of everything.

Another shitty thing about Canada is big business monopolies.
Not enough competition in business so you get like one phone company
to choose from and one power company to choose from and one
television company to choose from.



Here's some stats for you.. something like 182 gunshot homicides in Canada per year.
( from here http://canada.justice.gc.ca/en/ps/rs/rep/tr98-7a-e.html You have to do some reading and some math though.)

That's pretty bad I admit.. but compared to the US at 12,000+ / year ... I'm sorry but population doesnt even out those numbers nearly at all.

Actually our big business monopolies havent been too bad for us really.. phone.. you can get unlimited long distance for like 20 bucks a month (canadian) you can get a 5 megabit cable modem for 40 bucks a month (canadian) and we SELL a shitload of power to the US so our hydro rates are extremely low.

Keep trying though.. ! Really the only negatives to living here is winter weather kinda sucks, and high taxes. :2 cents:

Brian

Antxx 01-06-2004 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
What's the tax rate?


The tax rate equal to this: On an average salary, you have to work until the first of July, before your salary is to you (This is a quote that was calculated by a countable firm not long ago, for the opposition party in Quebec, ADQ). The first 6 months are own to all the taxes, like the TPS 7%, TVQ 7% (In quebec), and the salarial and annual taxes. On every items that you buy in Quebec you pay a 7% taxes to the federal, a 7% taxes on the provincial (Except certain items).

The salarial taxes are really the killer...

Other provinces usually rely more on the federal taxes, but some others have also their own item/annual taxes like Quebec.

$5 submissions 01-06-2004 12:18 PM

Depending on the state and city in the US, taxes can consume more than 50% of one's income. Sales tax, state income tax, and all sorts of local fees and taxes can add up.

Quote:

Originally posted by Antxx


The tax rate equal to this: On an average salary, you have to work until the first of July, before your salary is to you (This is a quote that was calculated by a countable firm not long ago, for the opposition party in Quebec, ADQ). The first 6 months are own to all the taxes, like the TPS 7%, TVQ 7% (In quebec), and the salarial and annual taxes. On every items that you buy in Quebec you pay a 7% taxes to the federal, a 7% taxes on the provincial (Except certain items).

The salarial taxes are really the killer...

Other provinces usually rely more on the federal taxes, but some others have also their own item/annual taxes like Quebec.


Mr. Marks 01-06-2004 09:52 PM

I like Canadian bacon... does that count?

Mr. Marks 01-06-2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Canada has alot more to offer than you realize.. I hope anyone takes the time to get to know us and visit
Will do.

shaud 01-06-2004 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
We have french speaking girls :) (such a turnon)...
You cant argue with that! Nothings hotter than a girl whispering french sweet nothings in your ear...

iroc409 01-06-2004 10:37 PM

no disrespect to canada, but aren't the lists in alphabetical order? last i checked 'C' is quite a distance from 'U'...

49thParallel 01-06-2004 10:42 PM

The beauty of living in Canada is that we don't need your respect. We're perfectly happy just living here.

Mr. Marks 01-06-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Fuck Canada.
As if Gary, Indiana (per capita murder capital of the US) is so much superior to Canada. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 01-06-2004 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by peewee
read this and you now why


Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

This was southpark right ?

Doctor Dre 01-06-2004 11:57 PM

Just watch Bowling in Colombine (or for not sure whats the name).

Germany has like 300
and japan only like 36 or something like that.
Quote:

Originally posted by BrianKerr


Here's some stats for you.. something like 182 gunshot homicides in Canada per year.
( from here http://canada.justice.gc.ca/en/ps/rs/rep/tr98-7a-e.html You have to do some reading and some math though.)

That's pretty bad I admit.. but compared to the US at 12,000+ / year ... I'm sorry but population doesnt even out those numbers nearly at all.

Actually our big business monopolies havent been too bad for us really.. phone.. you can get unlimited long distance for like 20 bucks a month (canadian) you can get a 5 megabit cable modem for 40 bucks a month (canadian) and we SELL a shitload of power to the US so our hydro rates are extremely low.

Keep trying though.. ! Really the only negatives to living here is winter weather kinda sucks, and high taxes. :2 cents:

Brian


Doctor Dre 01-06-2004 11:59 PM

And you just have to press C 2-3 time to get in the list anyways so who cares about beeing on top.

JulieJolie 01-07-2004 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -


Are french canadian chicks EASY? Cuz most of the Canadian pornstarlets out there are French Canadien... at least from what I've seen.

We're not easy ! We're more open minded

Pixel 01-07-2004 02:38 AM

> they gotta learn some customer service up there.

They were just too polite to tell you they didn't like you.

Don't take offence. :)

flashfire 01-07-2004 02:43 AM

Quote:

I like Canadian bacon... does that count?
Throw in beer and yes it does!

$5 submissions 01-07-2004 03:48 PM

Outside of Vancouver and Montreal, any other placs you guys can recommend in Canada?

- AFN - 01-07-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JulieJolie


We're not easy ! We're more open minded

As long as the thigs are wide open (along with the mind), that will be fine! :):winkwink:

- AFN - 01-08-2004 04:29 AM

yeah give canada a respect!


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