Santa Claus - sit on his lap ban.

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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Santa Claus - sit on his lap ban.

    This year the kids from some town in New Zealand arent allowed to sit on Santa's lap anymore to avoid claims of child molesting.

    pretty sad.
  • Serge_0prano
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 79

    #2
    Originally posted by Battuss
    This year the kids from some town in New Zealand arent allowed to sit on Santa's lap anymore to avoid claims of child molesting.

    pretty sad.

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    • Tobcisab
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 696

      #3
      Haha

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      • Tobcisab
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2003
        • 696

        #4
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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          b to umpizzle

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          • Antic
            Registered User
            • Jun 2002
            • 53

            #6
            Thats just sick :/

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            • Krome
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 2851

              #7
              Originally posted by Battuss
              This year the kids from some town in New Zealand arent allowed to sit on Santa's lap anymore to avoid claims of child molesting.

              pretty sad.
              Please dont let them bring this into the UK.....or else there goes my only lay this year...

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              • Furious_Female
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 8187

                #8
                Ummmm that's just wrong

                I think they should worry about kids going to Catholic church more than Santa's lap! I've never heard of a Santa violation! Christmas will be a thing of the past in 50 years... probably replace it with something more politically correct... like "Gift Exchange Day"
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                • Dirty F
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204

                  #9
                  I dont have a link for you guys, just read it in the Dutch newspaper a few days ago.

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                  • nap
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2765

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Furious_Female
                    Ummmm that's just wrong

                    I think they should worry about kids going to Catholic church more than Santa's lap! I've never heard of a Santa violation! Christmas will be a thing of the past in 50 years... probably replace it with something more politically correct... like "Gift Exchange Day"
                    what does it matter if it becomes gift exchange day? most people don't even know why we celebrate x-mas to begin with.

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                    • Tuga
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7678

                      #11
                      I could live without the gift exchanging shit.

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                      • Jon
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 2578

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tobcisab
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