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50 babes
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keep them coming :Graucho
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Man nice pics, I think I know where I am going to buy some content from! |
Ok we need sunday babes now
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lol!!
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:thumbsup really great pics and absolute cute and sexy women !
Hmm__--°°°> :Graucho These whet my appetite ---> :thumbsup Nice photo work :) NoAngel |
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A Guy Walked Into A Pub And Immediately Noticed A Young Lady At The Bar On Her Own. After A Couple Of Drinks He Decided To Offer Her A Drink And Make Small Talk. She Accepted.<br>"What's Your Name?" He Asked Her.<br>"Carmen," She Replied.<br>"That's A Nice Name. Did Your Mother Or Father Name You That?"<br>"Neither. I Changed My Name When I Was Eighteen From Sharon To Carmen."<br>"Why Did You Do That?" He Asked.<br>"Well," She Explained, "I Like Men And I Like Cars, So That Is How I Got My Name. What's Your Name?"<br>"Beerpussy," The Man Replied. :BangBang:
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A Man Invited A Friend For Supper In His House, And Upon Letting His Wife In On The Plans, She Snears, "What? Are You Crazy? The House Is A Mess, I Didn't Go Shopping, All The Dishes Are Dirty, And I Don't Feel Like Cooking Today!"<br>The Man Replied, "I Know About That Perfectly Well Already."<br>His Wife Became Even Angrier, And Screamed, "Then Why The Hell Did You Invite A Friend For Supper, You No-good Idiot?"<br>The Man Responded, "Because The Poor Fool Is Thinking About Getting Married." :feels-hot
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Everybody Hates Me. Can Someone Please Be My Friend? :BangBang:
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A Few Months After His Parents Were Divorced, Little Johnny Passed His Mum's Bedroom And Saw Her Rubbing Her Body And Moaning, "Ohh, I Need A Man, I Need A Man."<br>Over The Next Couple Of Months, He Saw Her Doing This Several Times. One Day Johnny Came Home From School And Heard Her Moaning Again. When He Peeked Into Her Bedroom, He Saw A Man On Top Of Her. Little Johnny Ran Into His Room, Took Off His Clothes, Threw Himself On His Bed, Started Stroking Himself And Moaned, "Ohh, I Need A Bike! I Need A Bike!" :(
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A Man Calls Work And Says, "Boss, I Can't Come Work Today, I Am Very Sick. I Got Headache, Stomach Ache And My Legs Hurt Like Hell."<br>The Boss Says, "But I Really Need You Today! When I Feel Like This I Go To My Wife And Tell Her To Give Me Sex. That Makes Me Feel Better And I Can Go To Work. You Should Try That."<br>Two Hours Later The Man Calls Again, And Happily Says, "Boss, I Did What You Said And I Feel Great. I Will Be At Work Soon. You Got Nice House." :thumbsup
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Asshat! :ak47:
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