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SomeCreep 11-28-2003 06:29 PM

150 Serges spamming links to Oprano :glugglug

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
read what i wrote in my post :2 cents:
and so were you

freeadultcontent 11-28-2003 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Oprano members know it already...I am sworn to secrecy, sorry

You cancelled my Oprano account so I could not check the results.
I know your did not rank my first impersonation because you thought you made the post yourself.

So just send me my 1000.00 or a first class postage stamp with "I am sorry for removing your account on oprano and you are real winner - serge" written on it.

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
i've been scammed by Serge Oprano and all i got is this lousy post
Vegas, baby, Vegas!

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


You cancelled my Oprano account so I could not check the results.
I know your did not rank my first impersonation because you thought you made the post yourself.

So just send me my 1000.00 or a first class postage stamp with "I am sorry for removing your account on oprano and you are real winner - serge" written on it.

see me at MikeAI's booth in Vegas

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


see me at MikeAI's booth in Vegas

Serge darlin, you know what it's gonna mean if you actually ARE in Vegas... dinner!

skillfull 11-28-2003 06:33 PM

i will not be in vegas :Graucho

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-28-2003 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
The winner will be chosen by Lensman, Amp, Boneprone.

The first Serge Impersonator banned -
wins $1000...

Let's the best Serge win!


on your marks, get ready....Gooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tempting...

I think I could get banned in 5 minutes.
Maybe less.

triumph 11-28-2003 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


I am terribly sorry you didn't win, son...

the winner just claimed his prize and it wasn't you
;-(((

we'll run another contest tomorrow,
don't despair

Son? Dad, is that you?

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


Serge darlin, you know what it's gonna mean if you actually ARE in Vegas... dinner!

I actually be in Vegas, but no dinner -
I'll be there one DAY only, to give the winner his check at MikeAI's booth,
FIRST day of the show

freeadultcontent 11-28-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


see me at MikeAI's booth in Vegas

I dont want to be molested I just want my 1000.00 ;-)))

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by triumph


Son?

sorry, sonnt=y, but I took you out of my will for LOUSY impersonation of your daddy

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


I dont want to be molested I just want my 1000.00 ;-)))

molested? we'll just feel you up, nothing to worry about

freeadultcontent 11-28-2003 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


molested? we'll just feel you up, nothing to worry about

I can not harm you like that. What would all the morons do without you when you commit suicide after you feel size of my package and think about yours.

The morons need you, just pay me my 1000.00

Joesho 11-28-2003 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


I actually be in Vegas, but no dinner -
I'll be there one DAY only, to give the winner his check at MikeAI's booth,
FIRST day of the show

If you appologize for having the threads that I was about to kick your ass in yesterday closed, I might let you be seen with me but I only eat goat fuckers when I am in Vegas...... so no dinner for you now that you have graduated to horses....

MetaMan 11-28-2003 06:41 PM

My name is Serge ;)))
my wife is such a fat fucking beast i made that hoe sit in the cargo hold of the plane. that hoe costs me $5000 a month on food alone. but fucking a fat lardshit like that is a nice fuck when i smoke to much crack ;)))

visit oprano and see why i hang around other peice of shit jew bitches like myself ;)))

<a href="http://www.oprano.com">Oprano - If you are stupid enough to post here you are stupid enough to spend money on my lardshit wife </a>

i hope you GFY Sig shits are ready for the invasion, my wife is 330 and pure russian butch.

;)))

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


I can not harm you like that. What would all the morons do without you when you commit suicide after you feel size of my package and think about yours.

The morons need you, just pay me my 1000.00

Vegas, baby, Vegas

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


If you appologize for having the threads that I was about to kick your ass in yesterday closed, I might let you be seen with me but I only eat goat fuckers when I am in Vegas...... so no dinner for you now that you have graduated to horses....

roll another joint, son!

Mike AI 11-28-2003 06:48 PM

Serge, I guess you could not hold out any longer about you giving away autographed crisp dollar bills at the booth!!

These will be collector items, worthy of framing on the wall.

People will also be able to take photos with Serge as well!!

I was thinking of a contest, funnies photo shot during show with Serge will win someone $250 in cash!!

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
My name is Serge ;)))
my wife is such a fat fucking beast i made that hoe sit in the cargo hold of the plane. that hoe costs me $5000 a month on food alone. but fucking a fat lardshit like that is a nice fuck when i smoke to much crack ;)))

visit oprano and see why i hang around other peice of shit jew bitches like myself ;)))

<a href="http://www.oprano.com">Oprano - If you are stupid enough to post here you are stupid enough to spend money on my lardshit wife </a>

i hope you GFY Sig shits are ready for the invasion, my wife is 330 and pure russian butch.

;)))

it's actually russian bItch
;-)))

Joesho 11-28-2003 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Serge, I guess you could not hold out any longer about you giving away autographed crisp dollar bills at the booth!!

These will be collector items, worthy of framing on the wall.

People will also be able to take photos with Serge as well!!

I was thinking of a contest, funnies photo shot during show with Serge will win someone $250 in cash!!

Hell yeah, I am in this contest...but you gotta make serge promise not to steal my wallet , or touch my cock, when he gets that close to me!!!!!

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Serge, I guess you could not hold out any longer about you giving away autographed crisp dollar bills at the booth!!

These will be collector items, worthy of framing on the wall.

People will also be able to take photos with Serge as well!!

I was thinking of a contest, funnies photo shot during show with Serge will win someone $250 in cash!!

Mike,
I made soi many friends on GFY,
it will be travesty to leave them without photo opportunity with me.

Sorry I only can stay one day, but as you know...busy schedule.

See you in Vegas, mothefuckers!
;-)))

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


Hell yeah, I am in this contest...but you gotta make serge promise not to steal my wallet , or touch my cock, when he gets that close to me!!!!!

don't ask Mike the impossible
;-))
are you sacred already, son? come have a piece of me in Vegas, junkie!@

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:52 PM

Mike, seems like you gonna have the emptiest booth on the floor,
all mothefuckers will avoid the whole row just not to meet me face to face
;_))
you sure you want me to come?

Joesho 11-28-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


don't ask Mike the impossible
;-))
are you sacred already, son? come have a piece of me in Vegas, junkie!@

I wish no harm to you Serge, if something happened to you, I would have no one here except those moronic opranouts left to be smarter than!!!!

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


I wish no harm to you Serge, if something happened to you, I would have no one here except those moronic opranouts left to be smarter than!!!!

stopp sucking my dick!
we are not in Vegas yet!

Mike AI 11-28-2003 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


Hell yeah, I am in this contest...but you gotta make serge promise not to steal my wallet , or touch my cock, when he gets that close to me!!!!!

We are going to contract out with some of Brad's bodyguards to act as security. We do not want to have anyone playing grabass, or forcing Serge to inhale! :Graucho

Antic 11-28-2003 06:57 PM

I got 502 points!
Can i trade them for an autographed picture or something?

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI


We are going to contract out with some of Brad's bodyguards to act as security. We do not want to have anyone playing grabass, or forcing Serge in inhale! :Graucho

fuck this shit!
I won't be coming if you hire bodyguards...
I WANT GRAB ASSES, they will interfere with a natural flow...

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


I actually be in Vegas, but no dinner -
I'll be there one DAY only, to give the winner his check at MikeAI's booth,
FIRST day of the show

That's hardly fair. I guess I'm going to have to stalk Mike's booth for the day.

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antic
I got 502 points!
Can i trade them for an autographed picture or something?

yes...in Vegas. I'll be at Mike's booth,
first day of the show only

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Serge, I guess you could not hold out any longer about you giving away autographed crisp dollar bills at the booth!!

These will be collector items, worthy of framing on the wall.

People will also be able to take photos with Serge as well!!

I was thinking of a contest, funnies photo shot during show with Serge will win someone $250 in cash!!

As worthy as cheques from Lensman?

freeadultcontent 11-28-2003 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
I was thinking of a contest, funnies photo shot during show with Serge will win someone $250 in cash!!
To easy, any person with a camera around when serge pays me my 1000.00 will win.

Make the contest harder.

Joesho 11-28-2003 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI


We are going to contract out with some of Brad's bodyguards to act as security. We do not want to have anyone playing grabass, or forcing Serge in inhale! :Graucho

I was more worried about Serge grabbing my cock than my ass....(oops I forgot about the wallet thing and that is close to my ass) hmmm yeah mike I think I will use one of those bodyguards now that you mention it!

I do not really inhale either, I fake it so I can be cool like all the other fellas at the party....

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


That's hardly fair. I guess I'm going to have to stalk Mike's booth for the day.

Mo stalking required, I'll be there,
and if you see me busy with GFY cocksuckers on their knee pads, just wave and I let them suck my cock later,
I know my priorities, sweetheart!
;-))

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


yes...in Vegas. I'll be at Mike's booth,
first day of the show only

I can't promise to grab your ass, but my stomach will be huge, so if I turn really fast I might knock you off your feet.

Call it cheap excitement.

malakajoe 11-28-2003 07:01 PM

So Lensman, about our latest bet. I won, but since I am such a nice guy..I will let you choose. Pitch or receive? I have been told I give great reach arounds. I was going to bring the vasoline, but heard I won't need it as you are nice and loose already.

I will be waiting at Oprano for your answer.
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=SF&f=1

Only way out of this one is if you completely block all morons from GFY visiting Oprano.

;-)))

Serge

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Mo stalking required, I'll be there,
and if you see me busy with GFY cocksuckers on their knee pads, just wave and I let them suck my cock later,
I know my priorities, sweetheart!
;-))

Well I feel somewhat mollified now.

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


As worthy as cheques from Lensman?

There are 3 people on the net who have MY check on their walls:
MikeFold - MaxCash
Kjell - Jettis
Webfather - porno.com

now you tell me how valuable that is
;-))

3 checks written for lost bets in 7 years!
;_)))

freeadultcontent 11-28-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Mo stalking required, I'll be there,
and if you see me busy with GFY cocksuckers on their knee pads, just wave and I let them suck my cock later,
I know my priorities, sweetheart!
;-))

Better wipe your cock off before you get up. I do not want any gfyers cum on my 1000.00

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


There are 3 people on the net who have MY check on their walls:
MikeFold - MaxCash
Kjell - Jettis
Webfather - porno.com

now you tell me how valuable that is
;-))

3 checks written for lost bets in 7 years!
;_)))

Sounds like a pretty good track record to me.


Just to get this over with now, nobody will mind if I take pictures at your big debut, will they?

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe
So Lensman, about our latest bet. I won, but since I am such a nice guy..I will let you choose. Pitch or receive? I have been told I give great reach arounds. I was going to bring the vasoline, but heard I won't need it as you are nice and loose already.

I will be waiting at Oprano for your answer.
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=SF&f=1

Only way out of this one is if you completely block all morons from GFY visiting Oprano.

;-)))

Serge

son, the contest is over, save your wits for tomorrow...

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


Sounds like a pretty good track record to me.


Just to get this over with now, nobody will mind if I take pictures at your big debut, will they?

sure...but Mike asked me to charge $10 for it,
1/2 proceeds donated to anti Acacias defense fund.

malakajoe 11-28-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


son, the contest is over, save your wits for tomorrow...

Who the fuck won then? I can't read that fast and don't want to be here for 5 hours.

I wanted a little Serge cash..or at least a little Serge loving.

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


sure...but Mike asked me to charge $10 for it,
1/2 proceeds donated to anti Acacias defense fund.

Either that, or we could sell the pictures of the new "celebrities" on ebay and split the proceeds with Mike to give to whatever cause he wants. I'll make sure to have some releases printed off before I head down.

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malakajoe


Who the fuck won then? I can't read that fast and don't want to be here for 5 hours.

I wanted a little Serge cash..or at least a little Serge loving.

the winner is getting the check presented in Vegas...

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


Either that, or we could sell the pictures of the new "celebrities" on ebay and split the proceeds with Mike to give to whatever cause he wants. I'll make sure to have some releases printed off before I head down.

ok..deal...let's BOTH take our sdhirts off and show our tits!
;-)))

LadyMischief 11-28-2003 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


ok..deal...let's BOTH take our sdhirts off and show our tits!
;-)))

Am I allowed to squirt the crowd? It appears I'm doing my best cow impersonation now.

Moo?

Serge_Oprano 11-28-2003 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


Am I allowed to squirt the crowd? It appears I'm doing my best cow impersonation now.

Moo?

you can even pee on them...I'll present you with EXTRA if you can pee and hiot joeshmo's joint
;-)))

freeadultcontent 11-28-2003 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


the winner is getting the check presented in Vegas...

Dont worry you will not have to sell more oprano shares, I will not cash it. I just want it as momento.


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