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NoCarrier · 11-28-2003, 07:21 AM

Just received this from a friend. It's a Supreme Court judgement.

II.The appellant was subpoenaed as a Crown witness to a preliminary inquiry involving a charge of attempted murder against two other accused. The victim was also subpoenaed but failed to attend the preliminary inquiry. The appellant attended the preliminary inquiry but refused to be sworn as a witness. In expressing his refusal to testify, the appellant was insolent and abusive towards the presiding judge as the following transcript of events reflects:

CLERK:Mr. K., do you want to step into the witness box, please.

B.K.:Okay.

CLERK:You have to stand up to be sworn.

B.K.:Oh, fuck.

CLERK:Please take the Bible in your right hand. Please state your full name for the Court.

B.K.:B.C.K.

CLERK:Spell your last name.

B.K.:K.

CLERK: Do you swear that the evidence you shall give touching the matters in question shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?

B.K.:Fuck it, man, I ain't testifying.

COURT:I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

B.K.:I ain't testifying, man. Fucking charge me. Whatever you fucking want, man. I ain't testifying.

III.According to the presiding judge, in his report to the Saskatchewan Court of Appeal, the appellant then threw the Bible on the floor immediately in front of the witness box, sat down in the box, sat back, crossed his arms and put his foot up on the railing of the witness box. Following this behaviour, the judge stated:

COURT:I find you guilty of contempt of in the face of this Court.

B.K.:Up yours, you dick.

COURT:And I sentence you to a period of incarceration of six months consecutive to any --

B.K.:Fuck you, you goof.

COURT:...time now being served.

B.K.:Goof.

COURT:Get him out of here.

B.K.:Fucking goof.

FIELD:I think that my case has not been advanced much by that witness's attendance.

COURT: That would seem to be the case.

FIELD:And I have no further evidence to call.

COURT:All right. Do you wish to address any argument?

NO AUDIBLE RESPONSE

Evil Chris · 11-28-2003, 07:23 AM

beemk · 11-28-2003, 07:24 AM

what an idiot.

radical · 11-28-2003, 07:26 AM

Hey Chris how's it going??

Geeeeeez did that guy have a problem or what!!

Dugan · 11-28-2003, 07:29 AM

hahaha, WINNAHHH!!!

Evil Chris · 11-28-2003, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by radical
Hey Chris how's it going??

Geeeeeez did that guy have a problem or what!!

radical.... how's the haggis munching man!

11-28-2003, 07:21 AM	#1
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Some people are real dumbasses. Owned by his own stupidity. Just received this from a friend. It's a Supreme Court judgement. II.The appellant was subpoenaed as a Crown witness to a preliminary inquiry involving a charge of attempted murder against two other accused. The victim was also subpoenaed but failed to attend the preliminary inquiry. The appellant attended the preliminary inquiry but refused to be sworn as a witness. In expressing his refusal to testify, the appellant was insolent and abusive towards the presiding judge as the following transcript of events reflects: CLERK:Mr. K., do you want to step into the witness box, please. B.K.:Okay. CLERK:You have to stand up to be sworn. B.K.:Oh, fuck. CLERK:Please take the Bible in your right hand. Please state your full name for the Court. B.K.:B.C.K. CLERK:Spell your last name. B.K.:K. CLERK: Do you swear that the evidence you shall give touching the matters in question shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God? B.K.:Fuck it, man, I ain't testifying. COURT:I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. B.K.:I ain't testifying, man. Fucking charge me. Whatever you fucking want, man. I ain't testifying. III.According to the presiding judge, in his report to the Saskatchewan Court of Appeal, the appellant then threw the Bible on the floor immediately in front of the witness box, sat down in the box, sat back, crossed his arms and put his foot up on the railing of the witness box. Following this behaviour, the judge stated: COURT:I find you guilty of contempt of in the face of this Court. B.K.:Up yours, you dick. COURT:And I sentence you to a period of incarceration of six months consecutive to any -- B.K.:Fuck you, you goof. COURT:...time now being served. B.K.:Goof. COURT:Get him out of here. B.K.:Fucking goof. FIELD:I think that my case has not been advanced much by that witness's attendance. COURT: That would seem to be the case. FIELD:And I have no further evidence to call. COURT:All right. Do you wish to address any argument? NO AUDIBLE RESPONSE

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