How does you?

Who knows you?

Nobody knows me

Everybody knows you :winkwink:

You're so sweet :winkwink:
WG

Yeah I know :1orglaugh

So who's furious_male :)
WG

My ex boyfriend :uhoh

is that why he is furious?

A Poem by MrPheer

Roses are red
and pretty fucking expensive
so you dont get any fuckin roses

I was furious first! he's just a smart ass... likes to get a rise out of me :1orglaugh

Cheapo :(

your stats give me a boner

Drink Grey Goose

Here's a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're so sweet
Like me & you

:)

They're sexxy eh? :Graucho

A talented poet :)

What is that? :uhoh

You know it :)

Yes I do :)

BALLS ARE BLUE:Graucho

Can I help? :Graucho

slow and low

wet and hot

"The rules have changed....... it is now half a sentence!!!"

i'll work my way down to that G spot,

woo hoo I was running out of 3 word phrases :winkwink:

put my body to the test

rubbing my hot cum all over your breast!

thanks you were a good fuck! Lates :winkwink:

LMAO :1orglaugh

that would be great if you could get the hand cuff's off

Naa save em for the next round :winkwink:

I got out for a few hours and i missed all the action!

LOL We knew you stepped away, so we conspired to say all the exciting things while you were gone :winkwink: :1orglaugh

in between titties

Conspiricies all around me!

Look up in the sky! It's a...

Bird, no a plane!

Lol. :mad:

:thumbsup

Heheheh :glugglug

Haha. :Graucho

A Little Girl Was Playing In The Garden When She Spotted Two Spiders Mating. She Queried Her Father, "Daddy, What Are Those Two Spiders Doing?"<br>"They're Mating," Her Father Replied.<br>"What Do You Call The Spider On Top, Daddy?" She Asked.<br>"That's A Daddy Longlegs." Her Father Answered.<br>"So, The Other One Is A Mommy Longlegs?" The Little Girl Asked.<br>"No," Her Father Replied, "both Of Them Are Daddy Longlegs."<br>The Little Girl Thought For A Moment, Then Squashed The Spiders Flat And Said, "Well, We're Not Having THAT Sort Of Shit In Our Garden."

A Young Girl Asks Her Mother, "Mom, How Many Kind Of Penises Are There?" The Mother, Surprised, Answers, "Well, A Man Goes Through Three Phases. In A Man's Twenties, A Man's Penis Is Like An Oak, Mighty And Hard. In His Thirties And Forties, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable. After His Fifties, It Is Like A Christmas Tree."<br>The Young Girl Queries, "A Christmas Tree?"<br>"Yes, Dried Up And The Balls Are There For Decoration Only." :Graucho

Slut.

WOW soo big ... ?

:1orglaugh NoAngel

Slut

Stewardess said sit down, I was on..

Little Johnny Was Sitting In Beginning Sex Ed Class One Day When The Teacher Drew A Picture Of A Penis On The Board. The Teacher Asked, "Does Anyone Know What This Is?"<br>Little Johnny Raised His Hand And Said, "Sure, My Daddy Has Two Of Them!"<br>"Two Of Them?!" The Surprised Teacher Blurted Out.<br>Little Johnny Replied, "Yeah. He Has A Little One That He Uses To Pee With And A Big One That He Uses To Brush Mommy's Teeth!" :321GFY

That's just upsetting. :mad:

You again?

Two Hun Dred :glugglug