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11-27-2003, 01:42 PM

I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !

What should I do ?

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11-27-2003, 01:43 PM

OH man, lol, your fucked..

But before any advice can be given, can you explain the nature of the visit? Are you dating her? Is she in porn? etc.
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11-27-2003, 01:43 PM

and you are....? 30 ?

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11-27-2003, 01:45 PM

Forget the wine ...

Just give them a free membership ... LOL

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11-27-2003, 01:46 PM

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11-27-2003, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by GeXus
OH man, lol, your fucked..

But before any advice can be given, can you explain the nature of the visit? Are you dating her? Is she in porn? etc.

I met her online before I came out to LA , We chatted , we met !

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11-27-2003, 01:47 PM

First of all, you are a damn pimp to have an 18yr old wanting to show you off to the parents!
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11-27-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
and you are....? 30 ?

Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

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11-27-2003, 01:47 PM

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11-27-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor

I met her online before I came out to LA , We chatted , we met !

Well.. if she asked for you to meet her parents, then it shouldnt be a big deal.. im sure if she thought her parents would disapprove or whatever, she would not ask you to meet them.. bring a bottle of wine for her parents.. and some roses for her mom
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11-27-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !

What should I do ?

Still a nice gesture if you give the wine to her parents and just bring her a lil' bouquet of carnations or some chocolate.

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11-27-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by directfiesta
Forget the wine ...

Just give them a free membership ... LOL

Good idea !

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11-27-2003, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor

Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

LOL

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11-27-2003, 01:48 PM

Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.

Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade.

Flowers for the young lady and Bake a cake for the mom.

Bottle of Scotch for the old man.

You should be set to go bro

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11-27-2003, 01:48 PM

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11-27-2003, 01:49 PM

lol wtf are u doing an 18 y/o!? shave those dreads and women your own age will want you,

any young girls who go out with older guys are4 usually crack hoes, or live in a trailer.

where did u meet her? in the justim timberlake chatroom on aol?
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11-27-2003, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
First of all, you are a damn pimp to have an 18yr old wanting to show you off to the parents!

That is why they voted me Real Pimp of the Year at the Players Ball 2000 !

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11-27-2003, 01:50 PM

I thought you've already met your sisters parents?

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11-27-2003, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor
Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

Her dad is going to probably kill you, I can't see any good way out of this !

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11-27-2003, 01:51 PM

be safe. bring flowers

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11-27-2003, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor
That is why they voted me Real Pimp of the Year at the Players Ball 2000 !

I'd open with that to her parents
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11-27-2003, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by GeXus

Well.. if she asked for you to meet her parents, then it shouldnt be a big deal.. im sure if she thought her parents would disapprove or whatever, she would not ask you to meet them.. bring a bottle of wine for her parents.. and some roses for her mom

Don't you think roses are a little to much............. but good advice !

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11-27-2003, 01:52 PM

Well, what are her parents like?
What is she like?

Once you kinda get a feel or idea of what they are like, the gesture will be easier to accomplish...

i.e. wine, whiskey (glenfiddich), food, decoration, etc...

Usually alcohol is a good gesture, but if they don't drink, lol, or they are real prudes, then I suggest a pie.

Or some eggnogg, almost Xmas and all...

Or maybe a blow up doll...

hmmm, maybe not.

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11-27-2003, 01:53 PM

I hear you have been locked out of Canada. True?

I hear all the mother's of 18 year old breathing a deep sight of relief ;p

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11-27-2003, 01:53 PM

Show them your website and let them know that their daughter is next

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11-27-2003, 01:53 PM

How are you dating a girl half your age Dugmor?

LoL Good job buddy ;) that is a special talent.

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11-27-2003, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Platinum Ellisa

Still a nice gesture if you give the wine to her parents and just bring her a lil' bouquet of carnations or some chocolate.

Dammit ............. I should have posted this earlier ! Where am I going to find carnations and chocolate !

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11-27-2003, 01:53 PM

Can't wait to hear the story of how this went when Dugmor gets back online later!

The look on her dads face is gonna be a Kodak moment for sure!
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11-27-2003, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.

Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade.

Flowers for the young lady and Bake a cake for the mom.

Bottle of Scotch for the old man.

You should be set to go bro

Thanks dude !

But I can't bake and they dreads are not coming off for anyone !

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11-27-2003, 01:55 PM

Dugmor,

After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen.

I do not for see any problems at all if you apply what you have learn threw those years, French Charm will get you anywhere

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11-27-2003, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan
lol wtf are u doing an 18 y/o!? shave those dreads and women your own age will want you,

any young girls who go out with older guys are4 usually crack hoes, or live in a trailer.

where did u meet her? in the justim timberlake chatroom on aol?

It does'nt matter what chat room I met her in !

She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she lives in a trailer or smokes crack !

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11-27-2003, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I thought you've already met your sisters parents?

heh, sorry... couldn't resist

That does'nt make sense !

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11-27-2003, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor

Dammit ............. I should have posted this earlier ! Where am I going to find carnations and chocolate !

Go to a nice supermarket, most of them have a Floral Department in them nowadays. Pick up an arrangement from the Floral Cooler Box (roses is WAY too much, go with something appropriate to display on the table). You can also pick up a half-decent box of chocolates while your'e there too.
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11-27-2003, 01:57 PM

`specailly if dad's already seen the web site ...

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11-27-2003, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Her dad is going to probably kill you, I can't see any good way out of this !

WG

I have seen pics of her Dad ( I made sure before I agreed to meet him ) so I think I can kick his ass !

I have'nt beat up a girls Dad in a while !

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11-27-2003, 01:58 PM

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11-27-2003, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor

It does'nt matter what chat room I met her in !

She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she lives in a trailer or smokes crack !

well on a serious note.
i think just be as polite as possible because her parents are going into this with a pre conceived notion that you are a dirty on man DOM (which u probly are )

so id just be polite, i dont know if id bring a bottle of wine, they may think u r trying to get their daughter drunk.

bring a tasty ass cake, nothing says stop think im old enough to be your moms brother like a cake.
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11-27-2003, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by myjah
be safe. bring flowers

Roses are Carnations ???

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11-27-2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor
It does'nt matter what chat room I met her in !

She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she lives in a trailer or smokes crack !

She's actually very attractive and really nice. Great score Dugmor.
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11-27-2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by ravinwall
Well, what are her parents like?
What is she like?

I never met her parents !

You met her in LA !

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11-27-2003, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
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After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen.

I do not for see any problems at all if you apply what you have learn threw those years, French Charm will get you anywhere

Dude ! I paid for all the sex I got in Montreal ! ............ I paid people to translate so I did'nt pick up a word !

I took advantage of the poor French when I was there !

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11-27-2003, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor

Dammit ............. I should have posted this earlier ! Where am I going to find carnations and chocolate !

7 11 dude or any convenience store. The prices will be totally jacked up but u can do it.... or those road side flower vendors they are always around on holidays...failing that I think there were some nice flowers planted not far from the double tree ;)

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11-27-2003, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

well on a serious note.
i think just be as polite as possible because her parents are going into this with a pre conceived notion that you are a dirty on man DOM (which u probly are )

I AM a dirtly old man !

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11-27-2003, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Platinum Ellisa

7 11 dude or any convenience store. The prices will be totally jacked up but u can do it.... or those road side flower vendors they are always around on holidays...failing that I think there were some nice flowers planted not far from the double tree ;)

Ok .. I am on the 3rd Street Promanade in Santa Monica. So it I can find something !

Wish me luck !

This is a new experience for me !

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11-27-2003, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor

Ok .. I am on the 3rd Street Promanade in Santa Monica. So it I can find something !

You could have done " a reality date" live on the net... I would have paid to see what is going to happen...

I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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11-27-2003, 02:09 PM

Post a pic Dugmor. I bet she is just hot!

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11-27-2003, 02:16 PM

i only have to say
good luck ;)

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11-27-2003, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Dugmor,

After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen.

French Charm will get you anywhere

Ah the charm of a Frenchman... So you advise him to bring a carton of Export A green for the mom, a case of Labatte Bleu for the dad???

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11-27-2003, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.

Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade.

Flowers for the young lady and Bukkake for the mom.

Bottle of Scotch for the old man.

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11-27-2003, 02:24 PM

Do the fishhook in front of her parents
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