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Sarah_Jayne · 11-26-2003, 02:42 PM

Volunteers needed to test 'orgasmatron' device

Scientists are struggling to find women willing to try out a device dubbed the "orgasmatron".

The electronic implant is said to cause instant sexual arousal at the flick of a switch.

American researchers are investigating its potential for helping women who find it impossible to achieve orgasm.

New Scientist magazine reports volunteers for the study are in short supply.

Dr Stuart Meloy, the surgeon who patented the treatment, said: "I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial, but so far I am struggling to find people."

Only one woman has completed the first stage of the study. She agreed to have wires from an external device inserted into her spinal cord.

The married woman, who responded to an advert in the local media, underwent the procedure in October.

"When the device was switched on, the patient reported being almost instantly aroused," said Dr Meloy. "She described it as 'really excellent foreplay'."

The woman, who had not had an orgasm for four years, wore the device for nine days and had sex with her husband on seven occasions.

Dr Meloy said that the woman had an orgasm every time - and even experienced her first multiple orgasm.

The procedure is no riskier than an epidural, according to Dr Meloy, a pain consultant from Winston-Salem, North Carolina. In the second stage of the study, a remote-controlled device resembling a pacemaker will be implanted beneath the skin.

Dr Meloy stumbled on the idea while performing routine pain-relieving surgery on a woman.

He patented the idea of using it to treat sexual dysfunction and expects a full implant to cost around £7,600.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_841735.html

gornyhuy · 11-26-2003, 02:48 PM

I bet that first treatment that he accidentally discovered the effect was pretty cool.

Doctor: "How does this feel on your back pain?"
Patient: "OOOH OOOH OOOH YES YES YES YES!"

RATBOY · 11-26-2003, 02:58 PM

I see a lawsuit coming from my sponsor.

Brad-Wishing · 11-26-2003, 03:21 PM

Hahah yeah I was going to say the same thing. I'll bet that was a weird procedure.
"Okay we're all done the routine procedure."
"Oh my god I'm cumming"
"What?"

Jon · 11-26-2003, 03:23 PM

Test it on the women in Africa who are subjected to getting their clits chopped off. They say it's impossible to get an orgasm after it, so prove them wrong..

11-26-2003, 02:42 PM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Volunteers needed to test 'orgasmatron' device Volunteers needed to test 'orgasmatron' device Scientists are struggling to find women willing to try out a device dubbed the "orgasmatron". The electronic implant is said to cause instant sexual arousal at the flick of a switch. American researchers are investigating its potential for helping women who find it impossible to achieve orgasm. New Scientist magazine reports volunteers for the study are in short supply. Dr Stuart Meloy, the surgeon who patented the treatment, said: "I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial, but so far I am struggling to find people." Only one woman has completed the first stage of the study. She agreed to have wires from an external device inserted into her spinal cord. The married woman, who responded to an advert in the local media, underwent the procedure in October. "When the device was switched on, the patient reported being almost instantly aroused," said Dr Meloy. "She described it as 'really excellent foreplay'." The woman, who had not had an orgasm for four years, wore the device for nine days and had sex with her husband on seven occasions. Dr Meloy said that the woman had an orgasm every time - and even experienced her first multiple orgasm. The procedure is no riskier than an epidural, according to Dr Meloy, a pain consultant from Winston-Salem, North Carolina. In the second stage of the study, a remote-controlled device resembling a pacemaker will be implanted beneath the skin. Dr Meloy stumbled on the idea while performing routine pain-relieving surgery on a woman. He patented the idea of using it to treat sexual dysfunction and expects a full implant to cost around £7,600. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_841735.html

11-26-2003, 02:48 PM	#2
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	I bet that first treatment that he accidentally discovered the effect was pretty cool. Doctor: "How does this feel on your back pain?" Patient: "OOOH OOOH OOOH YES YES YES YES!" __________________ icq:159548293

11-26-2003, 03:21 PM	#4
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	Hahah yeah I was going to say the same thing. I'll bet that was a weird procedure. "Okay we're all done the routine procedure." "Oh my god I'm cumming" "What?" __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	I see a lawsuit coming from my sponsor.