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How do you tell a girl what you do?

11-26-2003, 05:06 AM

I'm going on a date on friday and no doubt this biatch will want to know what I do! The question is what is a suitable answer without giving away too much info in what I do!!

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11-26-2003, 05:08 AM

Just say your a spammer.
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11-26-2003, 05:11 AM

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11-26-2003, 05:11 AM

Could do lol!!! I spam like hell on the net lol!!

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11-26-2003, 05:18 AM

Ask her to pose nude for your website.

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11-26-2003, 05:20 AM

Internet marketing.
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11-26-2003, 05:20 AM

Originally posted by PimpRoll
Ask her to pose nude for you website.

Good ice breaker

HAHAHAHAHA I'll give it a try lol!!!

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11-26-2003, 05:26 AM

seriously? if you want to impress her, don't shock the shit out of her and say..i do porn...lol

She will ru n...tell her you work in advertising/marketing/media say you provide turnkey business solutions to people in these fields...she wil probably not know what you mean by then...change subject right away.

tell her on the 3-4th date..and tell her like you are ashamed you didn't tell her before..but didn't want to cause a bad impression

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11-26-2003, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by Phoenix
seriously? if you want to impress her, don't shock the shit out of her and say..i do porn...lol

She will ru n...tell her you work in advertising/marketing/media say you provide turnkey business solutions to people in these fields...she wil probably not know what you mean by then...change subject right away.

tell her on the 3-4th date..and tell her like you are ashamed you didn't tell her before..but didn't want to cause a bad impression

works like a charm

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11-26-2003, 05:41 AM

tell her you are a whore.

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11-26-2003, 05:58 AM

Tell her you raise funds for underage children in Ruwanda.

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11-26-2003, 05:58 AM

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Tell her you raise funds for underage children in Ruwanda.

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11-26-2003, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by Phoenix
seriously? if you want to impress her, don't shock the shit out of her and say..i do porn...lol

She will ru n...tell her you work in advertising/marketing/media say you provide turnkey business solutions to people in these fields...she wil probably not know what you mean by then...change subject right away.

tell her on the 3-4th date..and tell her like you are ashamed you didn't tell her before..but didn't want to cause a bad impression

works like a charm

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11-26-2003, 06:06 AM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Just say your a spammer.

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11-26-2003, 07:06 AM

If she says she doesn't want to see you again, tell her you don't need women or friends, you have your money.
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11-26-2003, 07:07 AM

Tell her you work in the lovemaking field.
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11-26-2003, 07:36 AM

IMO you should tell her on the 1st date. If it was me and you told me this ...wait what do you do exactly? lol

Either way you should ALWAYS be upfront about things especailly on this topic. Don't try and go around it, it'll only make it work. If she runs then she's not the one for you. Even if you just want her for sex. If she gets a little upset but stays there then you've prolly got a winner

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11-26-2003, 07:42 AM

tell her you run a company thats main goal is to get girls to make alot of money...

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11-26-2003, 07:42 AM

people are too judgemental for their own good....dont be an idiot and play into that...give her a lil song and dance about how u buy sell traffic from Se'/ internet marketing and what not and you also sell stuff through many affilaite programs...2-3 minutes into she wont understand a thing and youll be good to go....

BTW you can do this with anyone lol, especially banks.

eventually you should open up about it, but in reality its your biz so you decide at what point you may want to disclose or not disclose *exactly what is you do
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11-26-2003, 07:42 AM

myself in the otherhand. ill tell anyone i run pornsites right when i meet them. if you have shame in what you do -> dont do it.

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11-26-2003, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by InsaneGreen
myself in the otherhand. ill tell anyone i run pornsites right when i meet them. if you have shame in what you do -> dont do it.

thats cool and its great if your comfortable with it...
The reality is that people are clueless and if you tell immediately they think your wanking in front of the PC and you dont actually work, when its actually the opposite.
why bother playing into that, not evryone needs to know what you are doing, unless your advertising that is lol
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11-26-2003, 07:49 AM

I show her my web site, tell her how much money I make, if she doesn't like it. FUCK HER!!!

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11-26-2003, 07:51 AM

Just tell her upfront. If you don't and you actually get along and want to start seeing her a lot more then she'll be MORE pissed at you for lying about it when you tell her later.

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11-26-2003, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by radical
I'm going on a date on friday and no doubt this biatch will want to know what I do! The question is what is a suitable answer without giving away too much info in what I do!!

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11-26-2003, 08:08 AM

Without lying, you can say "I do Internet Marketing and website promotions. I have several clients in different parts of the world."

It sounds impressive, and it is not exactly a lie. Trust me, it worked on my girlfriends dad, it will work with this girl.

Of course, eventually you need to let her know the rest of the story, but I agree that there's no reason to scare her off in the beginning.

Now that my girlfriend knows what I really do she is always looking over my shoulder and helping me pick out content, etc. A great thing, except that girls are so much more critical of eachother than men are ... "You're buying THAT set?? Look at her fucking eyebrows!!"
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11-26-2003, 08:12 AM

Really simple answer to this;

The truth she will love it :-)

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11-26-2003, 08:16 AM

Just say the truth...

you think she'll leave because of it? If she does, you really think its worth it telling her later? <G> Unless of course you are hoping to get laid today, but then again.. if she has a problem with porn, I bet she'll have a problem with having you sleep with her on the first date ;)

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11-26-2003, 08:19 AM

just tell her you run a site called Goatse.cx

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