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Yakuza · 11-25-2003, 01:36 PM

I never heard it before..

- It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

- Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.

- The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady, in my case.

- I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California.

- Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

- One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

- I am responsible for all of my mistakes. And so are you.

- The American peoples expectations are that we will fail. Our mission is to exceed their expectations.

- Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priority.

- I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

- First I'd like to spank all the teachers...

- You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?

- There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.

- I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man.

- I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right.

- It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

- It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.

- It's your money. You paid for it.

- Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".

- I can't hear you because I can't see.

- The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership.

- Of all the people in the world who understand Texas, it's probably Australians.

- But my critics don't realize I don't make verbal gaffes. I'm speaking in the perfect forms and rhythms of ancient Haiku.

RATBOY · 11-25-2003, 01:39 PM

"The War is over."

kristin · 11-25-2003, 02:01 PM

I bought a 2004 day calendar each having a different Bushism. That way, I can feel smarter every morning knowing that the idiot who said these things runs our country.

Yakuza · 11-25-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
I bought a 2004 day calendar each having a different Bushism. That way, I can feel smarter every morning knowing that the idiot who said these things runs our country.

you surprised me.. you should be happy having a president like GB

hyatla · 11-25-2003, 05:19 PM

I got some too.

Is it still legal to do Bush jokes with the revised "patriot act"?

hyatla · 11-25-2003, 05:20 PM

WTF:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

Ic3m4nZ · 11-25-2003, 05:22 PM

Like it or not americans Bush will win in 2004 but he might get shot before 2008.

Yakuza · 11-25-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Like it or not americans Bush will win in 2004 but he might get shot before 2008.

why? r u sure?

hyatla · 11-25-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Like it or not americans Bush will win in 2004 but he might get shot before 2008.

Miss Cleo?

The Truth Hurts · 11-25-2003, 06:17 PM

I picked one for the hell of it, and found it was not only attributed to GWB, but also Dan Quayle AND Al Gore...

Remember, just cause on the net, doesn't make it true.

The Truth Hurts · 11-25-2003, 06:19 PM

and not only that, many of these quotes ONLY appear on these "bush quotes" sites, and no place else.

Claude · 11-25-2003, 07:50 PM

LOL,
I really hope you US-webmasters get a democrat the next time, that would be good for all of us....

11-25-2003, 01:36 PM	#1
Yakuza Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 275	bushisms.. I never heard it before.. - It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. - The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady, in my case. - I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. - Will the highways on the Internet become more few? - If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. - One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. - I am responsible for all of my mistakes. And so are you. - The American peoples expectations are that we will fail. Our mission is to exceed their expectations. - Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priority. - I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question. - First I'd like to spank all the teachers... - You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"? - There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again. - I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man. - I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right. - It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet. - It's your money. You paid for it. - Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop". - I can't hear you because I can't see. - The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership. - Of all the people in the world who understand Texas, it's probably Australians. - But my critics don't realize I don't make verbal gaffes. I'm speaking in the perfect forms and rhythms of ancient Haiku.

11-25-2003, 02:01 PM	#3
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I bought a 2004 day calendar each having a different Bushism. That way, I can feel smarter every morning knowing that the idiot who said these things runs our country. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

11-25-2003, 05:19 PM	#5
hyatla Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,720	I got some too. Is it still legal to do Bush jokes with the revised "patriot act"? __________________ <a href="http://click.dtiserv2.com/Click/1125-99-us979" target="_blank">DTI cash: Top Asian Sponsor, $75 to new affiliates</a><br> <br> ICQ: 274731765

11-25-2003, 05:20 PM	#6
hyatla Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,720	WTF: "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - Governor George W. Bush "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - Governor George W. Bush "The future will be better tomorrow." - Governor George W. Bush "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - Governor George W. Bush "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Governor George W. Bush "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - Governor George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." - Governor George W. Bush "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - Governor George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Governor George W. Bush "For NASA, space is still a high priority." - Governor George W. Bush "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - Governor George W. Bush "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Governor George W. Bush "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - Governor George W. Bush __________________ <a href="http://click.dtiserv2.com/Click/1125-99-us979" target="_blank">DTI cash: Top Asian Sponsor, $75 to new affiliates</a><br> <br> ICQ: 274731765

11-25-2003, 01:39 PM	#2
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	"The War is over."

11-25-2003, 05:22 PM	#7
Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	Like it or not americans Bush will win in 2004 but he might get shot before 2008.

11-25-2003, 06:17 PM	#10
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,328	I picked one for the hell of it, and found it was not only attributed to GWB, but also Dan Quayle AND Al Gore... Remember, just cause on the net, doesn't make it true.

11-25-2003, 06:19 PM	#11
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,328	and not only that, many of these quotes ONLY appear on these "bush quotes" sites, and no place else.

11-25-2003, 07:50 PM	#12
Claude Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,036	LOL, I really hope you US-webmasters get a democrat the next time, that would be good for all of us....