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nofx · 11-24-2003, 07:25 PM

my senior year of hs, me and a friend thought it would be fun to have this army recruiter come pick us up and go take this ASFAB test, and ever since then, i've been getting letters and phone calls from the army trying to recruit me for years.

one just called my house and this was how the convo went:

recruiter: "hey whats up man?"
me: "not much, just doing nothing"
R: "i was just seeing whats up with you, havent heard from you in a while..."
me: "uhh, yea.."
R: "whens the last time you came and talked to one of the recruiters?"
me: "ugh, like two years ago."
R: "damn that long ago, who'd you talk to?"
me: "sgt. venzeula, he came and picked up me and a friend to go take that ASFAB test"
R: "oh yea, how'd you do?"
me: "i dont remember, it was two years ago..."
R: "did he tell you you did good?"
me: "i dont remeber"
R: "well, hows your friend doing?"
me: "well i guess"
R: "thats good to hear, ever think about coming in and talking to one of us again?"
me: "no, but i will call you if im interested"
R: "ok you have caller id?"
me: "no"
R: "well you want the number?"
me: "i have sgt. venzeula's card around here somewhere with the number on it" (lie)
R: "ok, well talk to ya later"
me: "bye"

they fucking pester me all the time, trying to get me to join the army and act like my friend and shit, when i know all they are trying to do is make some money off me by recruiting me!

recruiters

JDog · 11-24-2003, 07:27 PM

I had the marines doing that to me! I fucking hate it!

jDoG

detoxed · 11-24-2003, 07:27 PM

they kept trying to recruit me when I was 15

RATBOY · 11-24-2003, 07:29 PM

I did my 4 years in the marines and they call me almost 4 years later to ask if I want to re-up to this day.

Tala · 11-24-2003, 07:31 PM

I joined the Navy my senior year of high school. I got injured not more than 8 months into my service, and got a medical/honorable discharge.

That was almost 10 years ago.

Got a phone call three days ago from a Navy recruiter.

11-24-2003, 07:25 PM	#1
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	fuck army recruiters my senior year of hs, me and a friend thought it would be fun to have this army recruiter come pick us up and go take this ASFAB test, and ever since then, i've been getting letters and phone calls from the army trying to recruit me for years. one just called my house and this was how the convo went: recruiter: "hey whats up man?" me: "not much, just doing nothing" R: "i was just seeing whats up with you, havent heard from you in a while..." me: "uhh, yea.." R: "whens the last time you came and talked to one of the recruiters?" me: "ugh, like two years ago." R: "damn that long ago, who'd you talk to?" me: "sgt. venzeula, he came and picked up me and a friend to go take that ASFAB test" R: "oh yea, how'd you do?" me: "i dont remember, it was two years ago..." R: "did he tell you you did good?" me: "i dont remeber" R: "well, hows your friend doing?" me: "well i guess" R: "thats good to hear, ever think about coming in and talking to one of us again?" me: "no, but i will call you if im interested" R: "ok you have caller id?" me: "no" R: "well you want the number?" me: "i have sgt. venzeula's card around here somewhere with the number on it" (lie) R: "ok, well talk to ya later" me: "bye" they fucking pester me all the time, trying to get me to join the army and act like my friend and shit, when i know all they are trying to do is make some money off me by recruiting me! recruiters __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-24-2003, 07:27 PM	#2
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11-24-2003, 07:31 PM	#5
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I joined the Navy my senior year of high school. I got injured not more than 8 months into my service, and got a medical/honorable discharge. That was almost 10 years ago. Got a phone call three days ago from a Navy recruiter. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

11-24-2003, 07:27 PM	#3
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	they kept trying to recruit me when I was 15

11-24-2003, 07:29 PM	#4
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	I did my 4 years in the marines and they call me almost 4 years later to ask if I want to re-up to this day.