The little furry fucker hides in the xmas tree, waits for the dog to walk past, and then pounces on it, does this wild multiple cat-slap thing on the dog's face then runs back into the tree... really pisses off my german shephard and i know its just a matter of time till the dog says fuck this and goes into the tree after the cat
How do i keep my cat out of the fuckin xmas tree?
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different cats.. different tactics.
once I just threw the cat at the tree said, "you wanted it so bad here!!" never touched it again.
I have heard of dipping the ends of the trees in tabasco sauce, keep the lights up higher and no tinsel since it screws up their digestion. Water spraying etc. what do you use now to keep them in line??Comment
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LOL Do you have your christmas tree out already??!!pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com
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He usualy doesnt need any discipline, this is weird behavior for him. We got a much bigger tree this year and the branches hang all the way to the floor... perfect hiding spot for himOriginally posted by TheLegacy
different cats.. different tactics.
once I just threw the cat at the tree said, "you wanted it so bad here!!" never touched it again.
I have heard of dipping the ends of the trees in tabasco sauce, keep the lights up higher and no tinsel since it screws up their digestion. Water spraying etc. what do you use now to keep them in line??Comment
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Use a citrus or citronella spray on and around it.
Also.. please don't put tinsel on a tree in home with cats. It can cause major intestinal problems.Comment
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet! Back home we always used to put ours out the day after Thanksgiving. I haven't had one since I moved out, but I think this year my roommates want one. I may cave in, who knows. Christmas isn't the same without snow.PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
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LOLOriginally posted by MrPheer
Yeah my wife set it up over the weekend, got tired of our 4 year old asking about it
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But you dont have a 4 year old asking for an xmas tree every 30 seconds, do you?Originally posted by Sly_RJ
It's not even Thanksgiving yet! Back home we always used to put ours out the day after Thanksgiving. I haven't had one since I moved out, but I think this year my roommates want one. I may cave in, who knows. Christmas isn't the same without snow.
When i was single, I had a little 2 foot tall tree, it came decorated out of the box, I'd set it on the bar maybe a week before xmas and it went back in the box the day after xmas. I dont even like xmas.Comment
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Get the dog to act naturally: pee on the tree.
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I gave up on live trees when I was a teenager for exactly that reason. The cats just think it is a big toy.Comment
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I know of two families who hang their tree upside down from the ceiling.Comment
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call AaronM - he knows how to teach cats
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That is weird... I like itOriginally posted by PersianKitty
I know of two families who hang their tree upside down from the ceiling.
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Get scent deterrant. You can buy it in a can at most pet stores.. it helps in some cases, but not all.Comment
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buy canned air....spray it at him everytime he goes under the tree......he will come out like a bolt of lightening........it stopped my cats from going behind the dryer and knocking the dryer hose loose.
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We use to have a BB gun when I was younger. They never got near it!
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Well.
I know cat shit around the edges of the yard will keep skunks out.
You could try some skunk shit

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I agree. I was just skimming the suggestions to see if anyone else made it. My older cat out grew the tree thing she could give a shit. My two 2 year olds think differently. A few blasts of canned air early on works like a charm for xmas trees and other things the little shits like to get into.Originally posted by Sin_Boy
buy canned air....spray it at him everytime he goes under the tree......he will come out like a bolt of lightening........it stopped my cats from going behind the dryer and knocking the dryer hose loose.
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I'll try the canned air since i have some here alreadyOriginally posted by Furious_Male
I agree. I was just skimming the suggestions to see if anyone else made it. My older cat out grew the tree thing she could give a shit. My two 2 year olds think differently. A few blasts of canned air early on works like a charm for xmas trees and other things the little shits like to get into.Comment
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there is also this stuff called "boundry" that you can by in pet stores, you spray it under the tree, it should keep the cat out. It works with mine (finally!)Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing
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Christmas has already passed, put your tree back to the attic!

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that would be fun if only to mess with people that come overOriginally posted by PersianKitty
I know of two families who hang their tree upside down from the ceiling.Comment
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Bissell makes air freshner spray and used to have a pine scented one. The thing is, Bissell sounds like an air dog for a compressor when you spray it. lol Our kitten was bugging us and the hubby grabbed that one day and sprayed it... all you have to do now is pick it up and the kitten is long gone.
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It's funny.. I would of thought with all the cats in my house I'd have problems with the tree. Never have.Comment
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A Christmas tree is a wonderful thing to cats...
A new discovery with lots of moving things and places to climb..
I don't know of anything that deters cats from such an invitation unless you hid something in the tree that would scare the Hell out of it..
Wouldn't take long for ol' Felix to decide the tree wasn't so much fun afterall..Comment
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Used teabags with a few drops of olbas oil. Its what we use on the flower beds anyhow as they can be blended in and dont do no harm.
On second thoughts it might make your tree look a bit funky unless you put tinsel or some other shit all over them
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Originally posted by MrPheer
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