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PersianKitty 11-24-2003 03:39 PM

It's funny.. I would of thought with all the cats in my house I'd have problems with the tree. Never have.

Scootermuze 11-24-2003 04:17 PM

A Christmas tree is a wonderful thing to cats...


A new discovery with lots of moving things and places to climb..

I don't know of anything that deters cats from such an invitation unless you hid something in the tree that would scare the Hell out of it..

Wouldn't take long for ol' Felix to decide the tree wasn't so much fun afterall..

Micah - Drizunk 11-24-2003 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
http://iwannacum.com/owned2.jpg
OH YOU SON OF A BITCH! MY FRIEND TOOK THAT PICTURE!
:1orglaugh After he gave me the hard copy of it, I scanned it and did this:
http://www.anotheradultboard.com/boa...s=&postid=2706
:winkwink: :winkwink:

Mike AI 11-24-2003 04:38 PM

Mark your territory! Pee on it!

:1orglaugh

Ic3m4nZ 11-24-2003 05:17 PM

You know that your picture is on a lot of websites :1orglaugh

Lee 11-24-2003 05:22 PM

Used teabags with a few drops of olbas oil. Its what we use on the flower beds anyhow as they can be blended in and dont do no harm.

On second thoughts it might make your tree look a bit funky unless you put tinsel or some other shit all over them :stoned

Candice 11-24-2003 06:26 PM

Kill it! Cats are bitches anyway :) :) :)

Mr Pheer 11-24-2003 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Candice
Kill it! Cats are bitches anyway :) :) :)
I would NOT want to deal with my 4 year old kid if I killed his cat. He loves that fuckin animal.

stocktrader23 11-24-2003 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Topic: How do i keep my cat out of the fuckin xmas tree?

Find you a black kid with a super soaker.


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woj 11-24-2003 06:52 PM

50 cats

Mr Pheer 11-24-2003 06:52 PM

50 fuckin xmas cats

Ic3m4nZ 11-24-2003 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
50 fuckin xmas cats
owned

Mr Pheer 11-24-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ


owned

Look again

Furious_Female 11-24-2003 07:29 PM

I'm not looking forward to my 7 cats and the Christmas tree :Oh crap That's a cute story about your cat and dog though Pheer :1orglaugh

SCOOTER 11-24-2003 07:46 PM

Check this out, I ?m sure it will work. :thumbsup


Pet Training Aid

fsfaz 11-24-2003 08:07 PM

It's funny because it's so true. Cat's always love xmas trees. Just hope it doesn't start biting the lights.

Mr Pheer 11-24-2003 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
It's funny because it's so true. Cat's always love xmas trees. Just hope it doesn't start biting the lights.
I kinda hope it does start biting the lights, and lights itself up :)

jennym 11-24-2003 09:43 PM

A small water gun has always worked well with my cats.

And, I know how you feel about the kids. Mine started asking about the tree yesterday.

SomeCreep 11-24-2003 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
http://scientyphik.com/blog/images/catinpot.jpg

my korean friend did this

mmmmmm, chinese turkey :glugglug

AM Jeff 11-25-2003 12:15 AM

lol..I love that story.
Reminds me of my cat when she was younger.
Back then..I didn't have my Chocolate Lab.

Instead..she pounced on me when I'd be sitting in my recliner, watching tv. She'd jump out and attack me and then run right back under.

Ahhh...memories.

venturi 11-25-2003 03:00 AM

There's a great product you can get at PetSmart or probably any larger pet supply store called Apple Bitter. It has a completely vile taste and an odor that your pets will hate but you won't smell.

It works on about 90% of animals, unfortunately my damned dog loved the taste of it when I used it to keep him from fucking with my leather furniture. Came home one night and the little fuckstick had chewed a 6" hole in the cushion of my brand new leather couch. He nearly met his maker that night...


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