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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: new jersey
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Interesting support tickets
recieved this one today i think its a one of a kind
support ticket Being that I'm a brain injury survivor, can't I get my account information, changed. To something, that's EASIER to recall?!!! I'd like it to be, Browser1965 with a password of browses, because it's what I'm USUALLY doing on the net, browsin! any one get some good ones .
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GOO!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Back Home : )
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From some guy who enjoyed a MCP demo a little too much!
![]() THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS WERE EXCELLENT. I WISH MY COCK WAS THAT BIG AND THICK. I'M 8 INCHES LONG AND 2 INCHES WIDE. IS THAT BIG ENOUGH?
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God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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Nice support e-mails.
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Affiliate
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Icq: 94-399-723
Posts: 24,433
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Orgasms N Such!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Oakville, Ontario
Posts: 18,135
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I still get emails for an AVS site I pulled all the content from and effectively shut down like two years ago asking how they can access the pictures, even though it says right on it that the images were pulled and the site was no longer on the system.
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Inside .NET
Posts: 10,652
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never seen any support tickets, but alot of my friends that have had tech support jobs have told me some stories. apperently the cup holder is usually the first thing to break on a computer. ya know, the cup holder that slides out of the front when you push a button.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
Posts: 18,889
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dariovam: Hello...It's always Dario...ISPQ jump....an i must to rebot...
jimthefiend: lol dariovam: What is lol jimthefiend: are you looking to buy a show? dariovam: You remember me ? I message You before in ISPQ jimthefiend: about what? dariovam: About sow....paypall...Ikobo... jimthefiend: ikobo dariovam: Ikobo it's not Okay ? jimthefiend: do you have ikobo? dariovam: It's a security sistem ? jimthefiend: yes it is jimthefiend: its fine jimthefiend: do you HAVE ikobo? dariovam: Yes. jimthefiend: ok jimthefiend: send money to: dariovam: wich sistem for to show You jimthefiend: [email protected] jimthefiend: on ikobo dariovam: I send now dariovam: With what I will see You ? jimthefiend: sherry will message you dariovam: I receive now the confirme....a transaction for James Kirkman ....Who is jimthefiend: thats me dariovam: Of course.....i hope.....was James.....that make me strange.... jimthefiend: sherry is messaging you right now dariovam: Here ?.....Who is Sherry ? dariovam: Is the Sexy Sherry ? dariovam: I close ISPQ ...it's the some ? jimthefiend: her name on here is: jimthefiend: sherry_xxxxx dariovam: Sherry....Sherry ? Hello... jimthefiend: GET BACK ON ISPQ dariovam: Ok dariovam: ISQP make me crazy somettime....If jump the program....i can recall You ? jimthefiend: im NOT sherry, im the webmaster, shes trying to yahoo you right now jimthefiend: sherry_xxxxx jimthefiend: are you getting back on ispq? dariovam: One mom jimthefiend: ok jimthefiend: you there? BUZZ!!! dariovam: Yes jimthefiend: you know how to add someone to yahoo? dariovam: To add a friend ..? Yes jimthefiend: add: jimthefiend: sherry_xxxxx jimthefiend: THATS who youre getting a show from dariovam: Okay jimthefiend: ANSWER sherry jimthefiend: shes mesaging you dariovam: ok I need a fucking drink. |
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The Profiler
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
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* Customer: "Hi, I think I've got a problem with my monitor."
* Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?" * Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components." * Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?" * Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole." ![]() |
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
Posts: 18,781
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