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Old 11-22-2003, 10:54 PM   #1
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Interesting support tickets

recieved this one today i think its a one of a kind

support ticket

Being that I'm a brain injury survivor, can't
I get my account information, changed.
To something, that's EASIER to recall?!!!
I'd like it to be, Browser1965 with a password of browses, because it's what I'm USUALLY doing on the net, browsin!



any one get some good ones .
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Old 11-23-2003, 12:33 AM   #2
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From some guy who enjoyed a MCP demo a little too much!

THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS WERE EXCELLENT. I WISH MY COCK WAS THAT BIG AND THICK. I'M 8 INCHES LONG AND 2 INCHES WIDE. IS THAT BIG ENOUGH?
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:11 AM   #3
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Nice support e-mails.
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:13 AM   #4
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:16 AM   #5
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I still get emails for an AVS site I pulled all the content from and effectively shut down like two years ago asking how they can access the pictures, even though it says right on it that the images were pulled and the site was no longer on the system.
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Old 11-23-2003, 11:13 AM   #6
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never seen any support tickets, but alot of my friends that have had tech support jobs have told me some stories. apperently the cup holder is usually the first thing to break on a computer. ya know, the cup holder that slides out of the front when you push a button.
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Old 11-23-2003, 06:53 PM   #7
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dariovam: Hello...It's always Dario...ISPQ jump....an i must to rebot...
jimthefiend: lol
dariovam: What is lol
jimthefiend: are you looking to buy a show?
dariovam: You remember me ? I message You before in ISPQ
jimthefiend: about what?
dariovam: About sow....paypall...Ikobo...
jimthefiend: ikobo
dariovam: Ikobo it's not Okay ?
jimthefiend: do you have ikobo?
dariovam: It's a security sistem ?
jimthefiend: yes it is
jimthefiend: its fine
jimthefiend: do you HAVE ikobo?
dariovam: Yes.
jimthefiend: ok
jimthefiend: send money to:
dariovam: wich sistem for to show You
jimthefiend: [email protected]
jimthefiend: on ikobo
dariovam: I send now
dariovam: With what I will see You ?
jimthefiend: sherry will message you
dariovam: I receive now the confirme....a transaction for James Kirkman ....Who is
jimthefiend: thats me
dariovam: Of course.....i hope.....was James.....that make me strange....
jimthefiend: sherry is messaging you right now
dariovam: Here ?.....Who is Sherry ?
dariovam: Is the Sexy Sherry ?
dariovam: I close ISPQ ...it's the some ?
jimthefiend: her name on here is:
jimthefiend: sherry_xxxxx
dariovam: Sherry....Sherry ? Hello...
jimthefiend: GET BACK ON ISPQ
dariovam: Ok
dariovam: ISQP make me crazy somettime....If jump the program....i can recall You ?
jimthefiend: im NOT sherry, im the webmaster, shes trying to yahoo you right now
jimthefiend: sherry_xxxxx
jimthefiend: are you getting back on ispq?
dariovam: One mom
jimthefiend: ok
jimthefiend: you there?
BUZZ!!!
dariovam: Yes
jimthefiend: you know how to add someone to yahoo?
dariovam: To add a friend ..? Yes
jimthefiend: add:
jimthefiend: sherry_xxxxx
jimthefiend: THATS who youre getting a show from
dariovam: Okay
jimthefiend: ANSWER sherry
jimthefiend: shes mesaging you
dariovam: ok






I need a fucking drink.
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:51 PM   #8
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* Customer: "Hi, I think I've got a problem with my monitor."
* Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?"
* Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components."
* Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?"
* Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole."

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Old 11-23-2003, 09:53 PM   #9
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* Customer: "Hi, I think I've got a problem with my monitor."
* Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?"
* Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components."
* Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?"
* Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole."


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