I was trying to find a decent definition of smeg (ie smegma) and came up with this...

Definition for: smegma.
If you really want to know, it's the build-up of gunk when you don't wash your uncut roscoe.

Far better than the best I could do which was cock cheese.

I've always wondered if the top people at the TV company ever knew the true meaning :)

a few years ago the BBC ran a special Red Dwarf night and they showed a documentry on Red Dwarf's popularity around the world. There was one scene when Craig Charles was taking questions at a convention in the States. A little girl raised her hand and asked him what smeg meant and he almost fell out of his chair.

I'm going to have to keep an eye out for that. A classic moment :1orglaugh

http://www.angular.com/boo/reddwarf.gif

Its cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

They made 4 series then Craig Charles got into some sort of trouble so the 5th series was delayed about a year then when it can back it lost a lot of its spontaneity.

But a very funny series all the same.

Smeeeeg heeeead

damn you, that song gets stuck in my head if I even think about it!

Also, it is worth noting that Craig Charles was cleared of those troubles.

I just saw an episode called "Justice" where they found a frozen being in a cryogenics coffin and brought it back to a prison ship that was an automated justice system.

FREAKIN FUNNY!

They have Red Dwarf marathons on tv here sometimes.... its GREAT!!!

:1orglaugh

Excellent show. On tonight in the UK too.

UK Gold I guess..may just have to watch it tonight

if you like shows from the uk then check these out

father ted
bottom
pheonix nights
the office

:thumbsup

two of the best shows ever. Last time I was in the states Father Ted was on BBC America which is kind of funny since it wasn't a BBC show.

Yeah it's really good, excpecially considering the budget.. I heard they're making a movie now as well.