Are those creepy prescription-drug commercials on TV trying to kill you? - GoFuckYourself.com

Massivecock · 11-21-2003, 04:27 PM

Cut to picture of healthy-looking yuppie guy emerging from swimming pool and smiling.

Cut to picture of mother twirling her child in the park in slo-mo. Cut to picture of woman taking deep whiffs of fresh-cut lilies at the florist and grinning warmly as if the world was one big gob of perky happy fluffy bunny joy. Yay. Drugs. Yay.

Celebrex can make you feel like you again. Celebrex is a revolutionary new breakthrough in medicine technology. Celebrex is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if Celebrex is right for you.

Side effects may include nausea diarrhea anxiety sleeplessness headaches projectile vomiting genital warts narcolepsy halitosis death bed wetting pained nightmares involving angry bloodsucking poodles and the mad uncontrollable desire to smash your head into a brick wall over and over again until you stop screaming.

Do not use Celebrex if you are recently deceased. Do not use Celebrex if you are already experiencing heart palpitations or night sweats or screaming terrified wolf howls or if you take any other medication that begins with the letter C.

Pregnant or nursing mothers should not use Celebrex, unless you want your child to become a mutant deformed pygmy three-armed libertarian with 17 toes and the IQ of a small canned ham.

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Space Puppy · 11-21-2003, 04:30 PM

Anal Leakage is a great side effect of some drugs

Massivecock · 11-21-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Space Puppy
Anal Leakage is a great side effect of some drugs

Are you serious?

I have not taken any perscription drugs since i was 10 years old!

Space Puppy · 11-21-2003, 04:33 PM

Yup.

http://www.cspinet.org/olestra/11cons.html

Quote:

Olestra sometimes causes underwear staining. That phenomenon may be caused most commonly by greasy, hard-to-wipe-off fecal matter, but occasionally also from anal leakage (leakage of liquid olestra through the anal sphincter).

SleazeQueen · 11-21-2003, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by Space Puppy
Anal Leakage is a great side effect of some drugs

Not just drugs, but "diet" potato chips and other diet foods.

Olestra = bad.

I prefer my anuses (ani?) to be the non leaky type.

gornyhuy · 11-22-2003, 12:00 AM

Nice spoof... Those commercials are downright creepy.
The magazine version usually has 1-2 full pages of 8pt font disclaimers and legal shit after them....

Volantt · 11-22-2003, 12:08 AM

Yuk! Anal leakage almost as bad as the banner with the asses on it!

V

kristin · 11-22-2003, 12:09 AM

Not trying to kill you, but to make millions off of you and give you tons of side effects!

11-21-2003, 04:27 PM	#1
Massivecock Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 800	Are those creepy prescription-drug commercials on TV trying to kill you? Cut to picture of healthy-looking yuppie guy emerging from swimming pool and smiling. Cut to picture of mother twirling her child in the park in slo-mo. Cut to picture of woman taking deep whiffs of fresh-cut lilies at the florist and grinning warmly as if the world was one big gob of perky happy fluffy bunny joy. Yay. Drugs. Yay. Celebrex can make you feel like you again. Celebrex is a revolutionary new breakthrough in medicine technology. Celebrex is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if Celebrex is right for you. Side effects may include nausea diarrhea anxiety sleeplessness headaches projectile vomiting genital warts narcolepsy halitosis death bed wetting pained nightmares involving angry bloodsucking poodles and the mad uncontrollable desire to smash your head into a brick wall over and over again until you stop screaming. Do not use Celebrex if you are recently deceased. Do not use Celebrex if you are already experiencing heart palpitations or night sweats or screaming terrified wolf howls or if you take any other medication that begins with the letter C. Pregnant or nursing mothers should not use Celebrex, unless you want your child to become a mutant deformed pygmy three-armed libertarian with 17 toes and the IQ of a small canned ham. Continue reading!! - full article below http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...103.DTL&nl=fix http://evilgeniuscash.com http://www.monstercockmadness.com

11-22-2003, 12:00 AM	#6
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