BREAKING NEWS!!!! Pope issues a statement on Michael Jackson! - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 11-19-2003, 11:16 AM

The Pope has issued the following statement,

"If the allegations against Mr. Jackson are not false, and this behavior continues, I will have no choice, but to immediately ordain Michael Jackson as a Priest!"

TaylorM · 11-19-2003, 11:17 AM

Tala · 11-19-2003, 11:18 AM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
One's made of plastic and unsafe for kids to play with and the other one you carry groceries in.

Ice · 11-19-2003, 11:19 AM

Basic_man · 11-19-2003, 11:19 AM

Mouhahahaha

Theo · 11-19-2003, 11:20 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

JFK · 11-19-2003, 11:20 AM

he he he Reverend Jackson ll ..........

hyatla · 11-19-2003, 11:22 AM

Reverend. Nice. Will he then run for president?

TheLegacy · 11-19-2003, 11:23 AM

cute joke.. but it was already said in the thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=199366

Massivecock · 11-19-2003, 11:25 AM

That Joke deserves The Joke of the Year Award!!!
Bravo!

Eric · 11-19-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy
cute joke.. but it was already said in the thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=199366

Maybe I am missing it, but I don't see my joke in that post anywhere.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-19-2003, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
One's made of plastic and unsafe for kids to play with and the other one you carry groceries in.

Loryn · 11-19-2003, 12:35 PM

SGS · 11-19-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
One's made of plastic and unsafe for kids to play with and the other one you carry groceries in.

Yo Adrian · 11-19-2003, 12:46 PM

HarlotCash Dyker · 11-19-2003, 01:08 PM

Police found a 12 year old boy shivering in the fridge -
"What's he doing here?"

"I wanted something cool to slip into," answered Jackson

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