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Old 11-19-2003, 06:01 AM   #1
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Did god not want us chimps to breed?

I was reading some blasphemous sacrilege filled conspiracy theories earlier last night...

In a nutshell it basically said this:

The God/s were called the Elohim

They were/are aliens mastered in genetics.

They had altered their own DNA to where they lived forever (or a very long time) - and It's pretty common belief that gods time moves slower than ours right?

Anyway..

They came here saw the primates and thought that given a little (genetic) push, the little monkies could serve them well (as slaves? resource miners? Dunno)

But when they hooked the chimps up the first bunch weren't allowed to breed.. it was a controlled population.
Supposedly (according to the article) this made us better workers as well.

So then there was this rogue alien elohim scientist who didn't think that what his peers were doing to the primate-aliens was right... he though that the new speciies should be let to flourish on their own.

So that alien scientist & his followers hooked us up so the chimp-people could breed and thrive on their own...

Maybe this was the true Elohim way? Or maybe it was a birth of a new way of thinking for them (the elohim?)... whatever it was, it was nothing short of a revolution -- 1/3 of the Elohim were down with the rogue scientist (err should I say 'cast down')

If you try to correlate this all to the bible then you get the idea that these rogue Elohim scientists were left behind on earth to live with their creations.


So is this satanic propaganda or have we been fed lies about good & evil for thousands of years or what?

Either way.. it was a good read (what I read, not what I wrote here)
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:10 AM   #2
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It's not satanic propaganda. Believing in satan implies there is a god. And in FACT there is no god.

You just wasted your time and mine with the compilation of a few sci-fi novels and a few movie storylines.

We live, we die. There is nothing magical about it, there is no purpose. There is no afterlife. If you believe in aliens then you have to believe in bigfoot and loch ness as well.
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:15 AM   #3
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Believing in satan implies there is a god. And in FACT there is no god.

What are your thoughts on the bible... all made up by man?
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Old 11-19-2003, 06:17 AM   #4
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There certainly IS a god.

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What are your thoughts on the bible... all made up by man?
To control the population at the time. Yes.
Was Jesus real? Yes, but he was just a rebel that became a martyr.

Did mary really get pregnant by god? No. She was most likely raped by soldiers as MANY, MANY, MANY girls her age at that time were and made up the story about not having sex, and just magically having a baby.. that's even IF there was a mary. Her stories could have all been made up for the novel.
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