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Ice · 11-18-2003, 01:35 PM

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," lets her.

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, gets mad.

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, says, "Now what are you mad about?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?", and she says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you", whines "How can I know what the problem is if you don't tell me?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" and she says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you", and he whines "How can I know what the problem is if you don't tell me?", says "OK, let's talk about it".

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?", and she says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you", and he whines "How can I know what the problem is if you don't tell me?" and she says "OK, let's talk about it", turns on the television and watches cartoons.

Jimbo · 11-18-2003, 01:37 PM

couldn'T you resume that in one sentence ;)

funny stuff

11-18-2003, 01:35 PM	#1
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11-18-2003, 01:37 PM	#2
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