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11-16-2003, 09:20 PM
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If English is your second or third language please get the fuck out of here.
If English is your second or third language please get the fuck out of here. I am tired of trying to decifer your fucking posts. You guys knows which ones im talking about... The ones like... Hi, me for you today.... or I sale cheap numbers icq...
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11-16-2003, 09:21 PM
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English is my 3rd language... got beef?
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11-16-2003, 09:22 PM
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[23:29] 173128095: What is wrong?! [Offline Message (2/7/2003 [7:30])]
[23:29] *** 173128095 signed on at Thu Feb 06 23:29:13 2003. [23:30] AaronM: I want sell you content. You buy yes? I have many pretty girl for interested? [23:30] AaronM: You buy yes? [23:31] AaronM: Have many cute girl. Very young. [23:31] AaronM: Some have sex with horse. [23:31] AaronM: Hello? [23:31] MixPhoto: I producer I make and sell [23:31] AaronM: You buy mine then! [23:32] AaronM: You make me very happy. Thank you. [23:32] AaronM: How much you pay for girl with horse? [23:32] MixPhoto: moment [23:32] AaronM: ok [23:32] AaronM: Thank you for talk to me. I special feel about you. [23:33] AaronM: Have girl with doggy too. [23:33] AaronM: 2 girl with doggy. [23:33] AaronM: You like doggy? [23:34] MixPhoto: You very annoyed... I have offended you? [23:34] AaronM: Why you think that? [23:34] AaronM: You buy from me. This make me very happy. Thank you. How much you give me for all pic with girls and horse and 2 girl with doggy? [23:35] MixPhoto: I so you have understood [23:35] AaronM: Yes. But how much? I need to feed my doggy. [23:35] AaronM: He likes peanut butter. [23:38] MixPhoto: You íå÷åãî to do? You think this clevely? The Dialects in russian... I better flood plain you... [23:38] AaronM: huh? I no understand. You want content shoot on russian flood plain? [23:39] AaronM: I am not for russian. [23:39] MixPhoto: sorry [23:39] AaronM: Are you playing game with me? I am serious content man and have no time for games. If you wanna buy then good but if not, I have many other client. [23:41] MixPhoto: So in than problems? i not buy content! [23:41] AaronM: Then why you waste my time? [23:41] AaronM: And you say you want buy now you no want. [23:42] AaronM: How you sel if you not buy? [23:43] MixPhoto: I do.... shoot... [23:43] AaronM: I ask you every day till you buy.Ok then? Good. Want I email you? [23:43] AaronM: I shoot too. You shoot doggy and horse with girl too? If no then you buy from me? [23:43] MixPhoto: I did not speak you that buy contents! [23:44] AaronM: Not on russia flood plain though. Sorry...Not at russian [23:44] AaronM: You use !!! marks. I very excited too. Very happy you buy. Thank you. You send money to Paypal yes? [23:45] AaronM: You send me $35usd to paypal and you can have all girl and horse and girl doggy stuff!!!!!! [23:46] MixPhoto: Cash-only [23:46] AaronM: You send me cash then. [23:46] AaronM: Thank you [23:46] MixPhoto: on fax [23:46] AaronM: Can wire monys? [23:46] AaronM: I have no fax. Sorry. [23:47] MixPhoto: xerox ? [23:47] AaronM: huh? [23:47] AaronM: You trade for stolen credit card number? [23:47] MixPhoto: Not sexual way duplications many [23:48] AaronM: You want to duplictions my photo? Why? [23:48] AaronM: What country you in? [23:49] AaronM: I am in US now but was in tijuana jail for little time. No shoot there. Ugly people. [23:49] AaronM: Cute doggys though. [23:49] MixPhoto: You smoked the marijuana presently? [23:49] AaronM: I got my doggy from mexican gypsy. [23:50] AaronM: No drugs. Not allowed here. You have some? Wanna trade? [23:50] MixPhoto: Russia (St. Petersburg) [23:50] AaronM: Florida? [23:50] MixPhoto: Good [23:50] AaronM: THat is long way away. [23:50] AaronM: I can drive to florida and bring you photo if you pay cash. [23:50] AaronM: $35usd [23:51] AaronM: OK I send you email? [23:52] MixPhoto: e-mail? I do not know what is it! [23:52] AaronM: You do not have email? Not allowed in florida? [23:54] MixPhoto: I stupid russian! I do not know what read and write... not wit to speak :-<< [23:54] AaronM: Maybe we trade content? You have any animal photo? [23:54] AaronM: ha! [23:54] AaronM: All russina stupid. [23:55] AaronM: Not your fault. Just born that way. [23:55] MixPhoto: I have no your personal photography [23:56] AaronM: Then you buy? OK>..I give you good deal. $30usd. [23:57] MixPhoto: You dearly value its appearance... [00:00] AaronM: No..dear to tall to shot with. [00:00] AaronM: Sorry for delay. I had to make a shit. [00:01] MixPhoto: Gunpowder ended? [00:02] AaronM: huh? [00:02] MixPhoto: Let's to speak seriously! [00:02] AaronM: Me too! [00:02] MixPhoto: Than I can be you useful? [00:02] AaronM: I think so. [00:03] MixPhoto: Interesting logical image [00:04] AaronM: What? [00:05] AaronM: Sorry. my english is not very good and i no speak russia. I am polish. [00:05] MixPhoto: Original way to adjust business relations [00:06] AaronM: But I speak mostly mexicanese. [00:06] AaronM: You like? [00:06] MixPhoto: Nooo [00:06] AaronM: What I do wrong? [00:06] AaronM: Was it horse thing? [00:06] MixPhoto: C++, Basic [00:07] AaronM: You said talk serious. Now you make no sense. [00:07] MixPhoto: Kalashnikov [00:07] MixPhoto: Ok [00:07] AaronM: creamofsomeyoungguy [00:08] AaronM: I have other client want to buy photo shot. I talk to you again tomorrow. [00:08] MixPhoto: np [00:08] AaronM: ok. goodnight. [00:08] MixPhoto: bye |
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11-16-2003, 09:28 PM
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english is my second language and I think I speak it very fluently thank you very much
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11-16-2003, 09:30 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:30 PM
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damn that's harsh!
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11-16-2003, 09:32 PM
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English is none of my languages.
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11-16-2003, 09:33 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:34 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:35 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:35 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:35 PM
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English is my second language and I write A+ papers at a top notch Canadian (Ya i know canada has no good schools but thats besides the point) University.
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11-16-2003, 09:36 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:38 PM
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English is my third language as well... you could tell, couldn't you.
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11-16-2003, 09:39 PM
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11-16-2003, 09:46 PM
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First or third language but I do have to ask my parents why I do not type proper English on a bb? Honestly, I give more credit to the people here that their native language is not English and make sense.
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11-16-2003, 09:48 PM
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[23:49] MixPhoto: You smoked the marijuana presently?
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11-16-2003, 09:55 PM
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11-16-2003, 10:02 PM
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How about also adding if english is your first language but slept thru all your grammar classes please get the fuck out of here too?  **Please don't actually do that or there won't be many left to post on gfy |
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11-16-2003, 10:06 PM
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Xenophobia is such an attractive trait.
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11-16-2003, 10:09 PM
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Hey fat pig, why won't you go fuck yourself, bitch
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11-16-2003, 10:10 PM
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11-16-2003, 10:16 PM
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...english is my 23rd or 24th language i guess... i need a dictionary for every word i write. but when i read that i have been rolling on floor! thats a fake, isn´t it? btw... i want doggy too |
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11-16-2003, 10:24 PM
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Aaron, that was awesome. Thanks for posting that :-)
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11-16-2003, 10:35 PM
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no wonder headless is on my ignore list.
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11-16-2003, 10:36 PM
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Many Americans are so stupid that they don't master other languages. It's a cultureless people. They've had their day and soon someone else will take over.
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what if it's my third language?
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When you Americans visit our countries from now on you have to learn our languages perfectly otherwise we won't speak to you or help you. Englishmen not included, they can behave themselves. We don't make fun of you coming here talking with a potato in the mouth, do we? No wonder everything going bad for America abroad if this is your feeling about other people doing their best to communicate, learning new languages etc. Shame on you!! |
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English is also my second language, but two words I know how to say are "Fuck You"
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AaronM you're so funny!!!!!!
God that thread made baby jesus laugh.
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English is my fourth language,,,,, maybe u should get the fuck out for only knowing 1 language
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11-17-2003, 01:27 AM
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OMG that was funny! I am killing myself laughing over here! Good one Aaron!
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thats the best icq log in gfy history
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peace&profit,
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LOL
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¿Qué?
No sea un hater. ;-}
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