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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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if you were going to die tomorrow at 7:30 pm ...
what would you do tonight?
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#2 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New York, NY
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post on GFY and ask how to do it properly
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Spend all my money and fuck as many dirty whores as I could and snort a pound of coke
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
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I would break every federal law possible then most likely break them again just for kicks
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Shot that damn dog that keeps me up at night and have my first and last good night sleep in 2 years.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks!
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I would go on a killing spree. I would get guns, run into a crowded place and start killing. Massive killing. Headshots left and right.
And I am serious, too. People would remember my name. For ever and ever. All those amok pussies in the history of mankind haven't gotten it far enough yet. |
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GOO!
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Go spend a lot of money and buy some fun toys to play with before I die. That and have sex a lot.
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The Profiler
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#10 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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i'll open a bottle of wine, fill the bathtub with hot water and cut my wrists, just to fuck fate
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I would go and rape some virgins!
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#13 |
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Oracle Porn thinks I am joking.
Since this situation will never occur, I won't kill anyone. So no worries. You can unlock your room doors now. |
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#14 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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what would i do? ... drugs.
then again, im doing that now ... |
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Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.
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The O is for Oohhh
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: AUSTIN TEJAS
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Steal a brinks truck and drive it through a crowded mall
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. |
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get a truck, fill it with TNT and gass, and drive into the government building. I'll be remembered as a hero forever
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#21 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Purgatory
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Throw the biggest and phattest party ever. When I die I want my friends to remeber me as the fun guy I am.
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So Fucking Banned
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I AM WEB 2.0
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build a giant cannon, get nice and liqoured, wear a shirt "Mohamed sucks" and launch myself into the nearest mosk, stupid borwn people.
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Retired
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I'd just spend time with my wife and kid, and not tell them what was going to happen till the last minute, then I'd say goodbye.
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The same thing I do everyday try to take over the world.....
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#28 |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: FL
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Shoot Several people
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#29 |
Back in the harbor
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make sure i tell everyone who is important to me that i love them, eat and drink whatever i wanted, and make sure my will was drawn up correctly.
sounds lame but it's what i'd do |
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Join Date: May 2002
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I'd have to be guaranteed to be fucked already in the first place. That's what the thread title assumes. |
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#32 |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Great Southern Land
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Everything I have done in the last 5 days that made tonight such a special night:
- Make loads of bling for others. - Not make the mistake of getting greedy. - Be myself. - Prove that REAL business principles can work in this biz. - Do it smart and not stupid Oh, and make some nice biscuit for myself in the process. Greed sucks and boy, I mightn't have slept much, but it was hell of a ride. Now to show all of my new friends and partners around the rest of the fun park. Thanks to you all.... ![]() ![]()
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Full tank of gas, beer ball in the back seat, couple thousand rounds of ammo, and a real life game of grand theft auto. minus the tacky music.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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I'd fuck the Milf that stay's just round from me...
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#36 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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I'd finish the book I'm reading. Really rather curious how it ends.
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I'm waiting for the Mr Fushion Fleshlight so I can wank my way back to the future! |
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