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detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:18 AM

Whats the best handgun to buy?

Only reply if you HAVE used it and want to recommend it.

Spunky · 11-15-2003, 12:19 AM

Dirty F · 11-15-2003, 12:20 AM

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Babaganoosh · 11-15-2003, 12:20 AM

Sig Sauer P229

Ignore every moron who says Glock.

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
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pussy

Spunky · 11-15-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed

pussy

Can't here..I would get arrested

Ludedude · 11-15-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Sig Sauer P229

Ignore every moron who says Glock.

I agree

MrIzzz · 11-15-2003, 12:23 AM

i sale cheep gun no serial #

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Can't here..I would get arrested

You gonna turn yourself in?

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 12:23 AM

Depends on what you are going for....

Self protection? Something that fires fast for use at relatively close range, with stopping power... minimum .38 caliper... probably a 9mm semiautomatic is the way to go, I have a friend who swears by Beretta.

Target Shooting/accuracy, definitely a revolver, probably a .38 is about right... Can't recomend a brand though??? S&W?

Veterans Day · 11-15-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
i sale cheep gun no serial #

impossible to get rid of serial number

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
i sale cheep gun no serial #

I'll take 10

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

impossible to get rid of serial number

Justfuckedmyself · 11-15-2003, 12:24 AM

Ruger

gleem · 11-15-2003, 12:25 AM

My Rueger 9mm gets the job done.. best pillow buddy ever

NetRodent · 11-15-2003, 12:25 AM

Handguns only make you cocky. Get a knife.

MrIzzz · 11-15-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

impossible to get rid of serial number

ok i sale u cheep knife, no fingerprint

integrated · 11-15-2003, 12:25 AM

one that goes bang bang

try a good hand musket

Veterans Day · 11-15-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed

fuck around and try and see how fast they trace those numbers with a laser the government uses.

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

fuck around and try and see how fast they trace those numbers with a laser the government uses.

They have to FIND the gun first

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
Handguns only make you cocky. Get a knife.

Why stop there... learn to kill with your bare hands.

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

Why stop there... learn to kill with your bare hands.

I was a yellow belt before i dropped out of Karate as a kid, wanna fight?

Veterans Day · 11-15-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed

They have to FIND the gun first

oh god, ya thats never happened before

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:29 AM

I was thinking I may get one within a year or two for self protection and scaring kids that come around ringing my doorbell and shit... maybe I should get some blanks for it and really scare the shit out of them.

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 12:29 AM

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I was a yellow belt before i dropped out of Karate as a kid, wanna fight?

Bring it on baby! I know karate and 5 other japanese words.

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
I was thinking I may get one within a year or two for self protection and scaring kids that come around ringing my doorbell and shit... maybe I should get some blanks for it and really scare the shit out of them.

Rock Salt... then you can blast them for real and scare the shit out of 'em and sting their asses on the way out without actually hurting them...

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

Rock Salt... then you can blast them for real and scare the shit out of 'em and sting their asses on the way out without actually hurting them...

Some little fuckers rang my doorbell earlier.. I heard them coming before they did because my window was open.. I was going to run to the door and chase them and scream about killing their parents but my neighbor beat me to it since he saw some of them fucking around near his truck.

Veterans Day · 11-15-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

Rock Salt... then you can blast them for real and scare the shit out of 'em and sting their asses on the way out without actually hurting them...

that would easily constitute jail time. Good luck

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

that would easily constitute jail time. Good luck

You think some kids are gonna admit to trespassing and vandalism?

SureFire · 11-15-2003, 12:34 AM

depends! you may want to research other boards.

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

that would easily constitute jail time. Good luck

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THESE POSTERS ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS. THESE POSTS DO NOT CONSTITUTE ADVICE OF ANY KIND. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR FIREARMS ATTORNEY BEFORE ATTEMPTING ANY FORM OF ROCKSALT SHOOTINGS.

Veterans Day · 11-15-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed

You think some kids are gonna admit to trespassing and vandalism?

for ringing your doorbell? You crack me up, the DA would wipe your ass all over the court room. Think twice dummy shoot once

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

for ringing your doorbell? You crack me up, the DA would wipe your ass all over the court room. Think twice dummy shoot once

Nah, I'd fuck up some shit and blame it on them. Plus I just want to make them shit their pants.

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 12:42 AM

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Nah, I'd fuck up some shit and blame it on them. Plus I just want to make them shit their pants.

Reminds me of that scene in Heathers where JD pulls out a giant handgun in the cafeteria and shoots blanks at the jocks that are harrassing him. They shit themselves literally.

Of course its not quite so funny after columbine I guess.

Babaganoosh · 11-15-2003, 12:45 AM

Don't shoot them. What's wrong with you?

Wait in the bushes and stab one of them in the neck when they are trying to get away. That would be a real hoot.

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Wait in the bushes and stab one of them in the neck when they are trying to get away. That would be a real hoot.

You think I have time to sit around in bushes? I wouldnt do that unless I was looking through a window.

Toolz · 11-15-2003, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whats the best handgun to buy?

Only reply if you HAVE used it and want to recommend it.

Ruger P85 9mm, pre-ban so you can get 15 round magazines with it, my favorite gun.

However if you want stopping power and a mighty boomstick:

Taurus .357, 8 shot revolver with a 6" barrel.

Those are the two I own, now when I purchase another one, .454 magnum, however two caveots to that, rounds are very expensive and your hand gets bruised after firing off about 20 rounds.

Candice · 11-15-2003, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whats the best handgun to buy?

Only reply if you HAVE used it and want to recommend it.

May I ICQ you?

MrIzzz · 11-15-2003, 01:01 AM

well if ya wanna get both of those fuckers with one shot then use a grenade instead.....its a nice effect. if you aim it right you can get their body parts to fly real far.

detoxed · 11-15-2003, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
well if ya wanna get both of those fuckers with one shot then use a grenade instead.....its a nice effect. if you aim it right you can get their body parts to fly real far.

Both? There was a group of like 15 kids running around earlier.

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed

Both? There was a group of like 15 kids running around earlier.

Well then its time to place a few "bouncing betties" in your front yard... It pops up out of the ground to about waist level and then blows a sheet of shrapnel in a nice flat plane to cut 'em all in half.

Thats what we use to keep solicitors out of our neighborhood anyway.

drunkdollars · 11-15-2003, 01:16 AM

xd - 9 trendiest gun of the year

CamChicks · 11-15-2003, 01:23 AM

shotgun ammo:
12 Gauge FLAME THROWER! DRAGON'S BREATH
"When fired, the Dragon's Breath compounds react together and burning metals are thrusted down range 90 to 110 yards. "

MrIzzz · 11-15-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed

Both? There was a group of like 15 kids running around earlier.

my bad............get two fragmenting grenades, that should be sufficient.......if not i sale landmines.............claymores, whatever u need

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by CamChicks

shotgun ammo:
12 Gauge FLAME THROWER! DRAGON'S BREATH
"When fired, the Dragon's Breath compounds react together and burning metals are thrusted down range 90 to 110 yards. "

GOD DAMN.
Now THATS a gun.

Great Simpsons Episode: NRA
Moe: "And thats how with a few minor adjustments you can make one big gun out of 5 guns..."

CamChicks · 11-15-2003, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

GOD DAMN.
Now THATS a gun.

actually, it's just a regular shotgun with novelty ammo ;)

I forgot the link: http://www.azweapons.com/FUNAMMOmain.html

KraZ · 11-15-2003, 08:10 AM

The best handgun of course is the AK47

mr rick · 11-15-2003, 08:42 AM

depends on you purpose. if its home defense, consider a shotgun so it doesn't penetrate walls if you got kids in the next room. I prefer revolvers over automatics. You have more capacity with an automatic, but they require more maintenance. If you go with an automatic, stay away from reloads and cheap ammo. Right now all I got is a shotgun, 357 revolver and 38 for the wife.

Check out http://www.mossberg.com/

I've also owned a taurus 38, S&W 45, and a Baretta 9m. The 9M was very accurate but the 45 had the better stopping power and is more durable. I could have used a longer barrel than the model I had. Couldn't hit shit compared to the 9m, but you don't have to be that accurate with a 45. I've also fired the Glock plenty. Ugly weapon but a good shooter.

The 38 was cheaper for target practice and the wife could handle it pretty well. Good enough for close range. 357 is a good choice if you want a revolver and the 38 ain't enough power for you since you can still use 38 ammo with the 357 for target practice. I mention that because if you like to shoot a lot, the cost of ammo is a factor. The 44 was just to big. Getting off a couple shots quickly could be a trick and takes some practice. But it looks cool....

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by mr rick
depends on you purpose. if its home defense, consider a shotgun so it doesn't penetrate walls if you got kids in the next room. I prefer revolvers over automatics. You have more capacity with an automatic, but they require more maintenance. If you go with an automatic, stay away from reloads and cheap ammo. Right now all I got is a shotgun, 357 revolver and 38 for the wife.

Check out http://www.mossberg.com/

I've also owned a taurus 38, S&W 45, and a Baretta 9m. The 9M was very accurate but the 45 had the better stopping power and is more durable. I could have used a longer barrel than the model I had. Couldn't hit shit compared to the 9m, but you don't have to be that accurate with a 45. I've also fired the Glock plenty. Ugly weapon but a good shooter.

The 38 was cheaper for target practice and the wife could handle it pretty well. Good enough for close range. 357 is a good choice if you want a revolver and the 38 ain't enough power for you since you can still use 38 ammo with the 357 for target practice. I mention that because if you like to shoot a lot, the cost of ammo is a factor. The 44 was just to big. Getting off a couple shots quickly could be a trick and takes some practice. But it looks cool....

Nice post...
Yeah, the 44 is just unusable in my opinion. Its too big to maneuver quickly and the kick is just ridiculous for any practical purposes. Sure it can take your head cleeeeeeean off, but you better hit 'em with that first shot or you are in trouble.

Tala · 11-15-2003, 08:53 AM

.38 Special works just dandy for me.

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Depends on what you are going for.... Self protection? Something that fires fast for use at relatively close range, with stopping power... minimum .38 caliper... probably a 9mm semiautomatic is the way to go, I have a friend who swears by Beretta. Target Shooting/accuracy, definitely a revolver, probably a .38 is about right... Can't recomend a brand though??? S&W? __________________ icq:159548293

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I was thinking I may get one within a year or two for self protection and scaring kids that come around ringing my doorbell and shit... maybe I should get some blanks for it and really scare the shit out of them.

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11-15-2003, 08:42 AM	#48
mr rick Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 104	depends on you purpose. if its home defense, consider a shotgun so it doesn't penetrate walls if you got kids in the next room. I prefer revolvers over automatics. You have more capacity with an automatic, but they require more maintenance. If you go with an automatic, stay away from reloads and cheap ammo. Right now all I got is a shotgun, 357 revolver and 38 for the wife. Check out http://www.mossberg.com/ I've also owned a taurus 38, S&W 45, and a Baretta 9m. The 9M was very accurate but the 45 had the better stopping power and is more durable. I could have used a longer barrel than the model I had. Couldn't hit shit compared to the 9m, but you don't have to be that accurate with a 45. I've also fired the Glock plenty. Ugly weapon but a good shooter. The 38 was cheaper for target practice and the wife could handle it pretty well. Good enough for close range. 357 is a good choice if you want a revolver and the 38 ain't enough power for you since you can still use 38 ammo with the 357 for target practice. I mention that because if you like to shoot a lot, the cost of ammo is a factor. The 44 was just to big. Getting off a couple shots quickly could be a trick and takes some practice. But it looks cool....

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