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longdongsilver · 11-15-2003, 01:07 AM

What a fucking nightmare...went to a club in town met a nice girl who used to go to my school...got chatting ended up going back to her place. She gave me a drink and started asking me more about my "web development work" i didn't really want to say exactly what it was but after a few more probing questions i just came out with it.

She smiled and said ok cool show me your website...so we turned on her computer and i showed her my site. She seemed to take quite a while looking over it and sort of seemed to be ok with it...anyway she went ito get me another drink. I¡¦m just sitting there thinking I wonder how much more chat before the real fun starts.....So like a total arse i thought i'd just check my emails and stats online whilst I¡¦m waiting

Yahoomail hmm taking it¡¦s time to load¡K¡Khmm wonder if she like to go on top ¡Knah got a be up for some doggy style I think, yeah that¡¦s what she¡¦s after¡K..err hang on what¡¦s all this with the emails about my site giving of a virus. Page upon page of angry surfer emails¡K OMG something very bad has happened¡K. i looked at the source of my page and there was some code at the bottom of the page trying to pop up some page with readme.eml or some shit.

Now all my surfers are getting this infection..all the years of building up a trust with them etc etc all gone in an instant every second it¡¦s like this I¡¦m loosing surfers and bookmarks, quick must get home and fix it all, shit what about the sex though ....fuck it...arghhhhhhhhhhh fuck fuck not now fucking hahahahas fuck fuck fuck¡K

Now she comes back with the drink and the happy funny guy she left a few mins ago has just started to become a little scary with all the punching the table screaming fuck fuck fuck at the laptop.

I see she's a little startled by this transformation...so i told her about my site having some virus...i could see there was no comprehension of the agony i'm going through. I'm frantically looking for the FTP prog on her machine¡K..all the time she¡¦s pestering me with the drink asking questions.

This is no good, the panic and horror of the virus spreading to all the loyal surfers, the drink I¡¦ve consumed and the nice but now annoying girl chatting to me as if nothing has happened. Must get home to my pc to kill the virus ¡K.but then what about the sex¡Kah shit fuck the surfers they can wait I must get this job done and over first.

I can see she¡¦s thinking of having some more chats first¡Kno time for that now I tell her, it¡¦s got to be done at once. She puts on this face like she doesn¡¦t know what I mean¡Kso I like nod to the bedroom door¡KI take her hand and start walking towards the bedroom door. I can be in and out in say 15mins I¡¦m thinking including dressing and undressing ¡Kand if I just bend her over the bed and keep most of my clothes on even less¡K

She pulls back looking a bit startled¡K.i¡¦m a bit hammered so I don¡¦t really take the hint and just keep walking to her room and start taking off my shirt. She stands in the doorway and says flat out I don¡¦t want sex at this moment in time. I tried to explain that normally I¡¦d love to chat and build up to it but now this has happened I¡¦ve got to get it done now and get home to fix all this shit. I¡¦ll come back again tomorrow and we can chat more then and we can even go out for a meal, to the movies what ever she likes we can do it.

Well after a couple of mins I start to get the message there is no sex tonight. So I jump up put all stuff on and say sorry but I¡¦ve got to go but I¡¦ll call you again tomorrow.

So I run out get a cab get home and there is a message on my machine , it¡¦s her telling me that I¡¦ve upset her. So now I¡¦m pissed off as she was quite cute and seemed a very nice girl indeed. Fuck I hope I¡¦m going to get another chance.?¼

Now I find that this line of code has somehow been added to every single fucking html page on my pc. All my pages are infected. I can¡¦t remember which ones I¡¦ve uploaded and if they could have been infected at that time.

Is there anyway to remove a certain line of code from all html files on my pc in one go or do i have to go through every single one and delete this?

Also is this nimda? some people are saying it is and if so how do i find out if my PC has still got this...does it change a file in the registry or something, can i take a look for some code and determine if i'm infected or not?

I'd always meant to get norton put on this machine also but i guess i never used it in all the years i'd had it on other machines.

All my programes are crashing also one after another.

I never open mails with attachments and never download any exe files. How the hell did this get on my pc?

Damn it i can hardly focus on the screen to type this out, i'm not sure i can face 100s of html files right now.

Sorry for boring you all with my nights disaster but I just had to vent all this shit. I can¡¦t believe it happened and I¡¦m even more annoyed with myself having to look at stats and emails at such a time¡Kit¡¦s like a compulsion even after all these years to check the stats and emails at every given opportunity. Even on holiday I keep rushing of to the ecafe to have a sneaky peak. Thanks in advance to anyone who has answers to the questions on the virus.

dropped9 · 11-15-2003, 01:07 AM

You must be smoking some good shit if you think we are gunna read that.

gornyhuy · 11-15-2003, 01:11 AM

Take it easy man... Use ultraedit, go in "replace in files" put in the line of code and replace it with a space, browse to your www directory and BOOM fixed in like 10 seconds... Then upload.

THEN go buy 2 dozen roses and a nice meal and make it up to the cute chick.

I can't believe I read that shit.

Candice · 11-15-2003, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
You must be smoking some good shit if you think we are gunna read that.

No kidding, and a lot of it.

longdongsilver · 11-15-2003, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Take it easy man... Use ultraedit, go in "replace in files" put in the line of code and replace it with a space, browse to your www directory and BOOM fixed in like 10 seconds... Then upload.

THEN go buy 2 dozen roses and a nice meal and make it up to the cute chick.

I can't believe I read that shit.

Ah thanks for that , yeah sorry about the long rant.
Yep i think ultra edit and the roses are going to be the way to go.

cheers i appreciate it.

MrIzzz · 11-15-2003, 01:43 AM

did u get blueballs from the girl or your site?

avion · 11-15-2003, 02:35 AM

grrr...loong post...and wtf man, you left a hot pussy for a virus? besides there's a built-in ftp client in every windows machine, just type 'ftp' under dos prompt...

Chris · 11-15-2003, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by avion
grrr...loong post...and wtf man, you left a hot pussy for a virus? besides there's a built-in ftp client in every windows machine, just type 'ftp' under dos prompt...

wow i didnt know that

11-15-2003, 01:07 AM	#1
longdongsilver Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 378	surfers or pussy? ...any nimda experts? What a fucking nightmare...went to a club in town met a nice girl who used to go to my school...got chatting ended up going back to her place. She gave me a drink and started asking me more about my "web development work" i didn't really want to say exactly what it was but after a few more probing questions i just came out with it. She smiled and said ok cool show me your website...so we turned on her computer and i showed her my site. She seemed to take quite a while looking over it and sort of seemed to be ok with it...anyway she went ito get me another drink. I¡¦m just sitting there thinking I wonder how much more chat before the real fun starts.....So like a total arse i thought i'd just check my emails and stats online whilst I¡¦m waiting Yahoomail hmm taking it¡¦s time to load¡K¡Khmm wonder if she like to go on top ¡Knah got a be up for some doggy style I think, yeah that¡¦s what she¡¦s after¡K..err hang on what¡¦s all this with the emails about my site giving of a virus. Page upon page of angry surfer emails¡K OMG something very bad has happened¡K. i looked at the source of my page and there was some code at the bottom of the page trying to pop up some page with readme.eml or some shit. Now all my surfers are getting this infection..all the years of building up a trust with them etc etc all gone in an instant every second it¡¦s like this I¡¦m loosing surfers and bookmarks, quick must get home and fix it all, shit what about the sex though ....fuck it...arghhhhhhhhhhh fuck fuck not now fucking hahahahas fuck fuck fuck¡K Now she comes back with the drink and the happy funny guy she left a few mins ago has just started to become a little scary with all the punching the table screaming fuck fuck fuck at the laptop. I see she's a little startled by this transformation...so i told her about my site having some virus...i could see there was no comprehension of the agony i'm going through. I'm frantically looking for the FTP prog on her machine¡K..all the time she¡¦s pestering me with the drink asking questions. This is no good, the panic and horror of the virus spreading to all the loyal surfers, the drink I¡¦ve consumed and the nice but now annoying girl chatting to me as if nothing has happened. Must get home to my pc to kill the virus ¡K.but then what about the sex¡Kah shit fuck the surfers they can wait I must get this job done and over first. I can see she¡¦s thinking of having some more chats first¡Kno time for that now I tell her, it¡¦s got to be done at once. She puts on this face like she doesn¡¦t know what I mean¡Kso I like nod to the bedroom door¡KI take her hand and start walking towards the bedroom door. I can be in and out in say 15mins I¡¦m thinking including dressing and undressing ¡Kand if I just bend her over the bed and keep most of my clothes on even less¡K She pulls back looking a bit startled¡K.i¡¦m a bit hammered so I don¡¦t really take the hint and just keep walking to her room and start taking off my shirt. She stands in the doorway and says flat out I don¡¦t want sex at this moment in time. I tried to explain that normally I¡¦d love to chat and build up to it but now this has happened I¡¦ve got to get it done now and get home to fix all this shit. I¡¦ll come back again tomorrow and we can chat more then and we can even go out for a meal, to the movies what ever she likes we can do it. Well after a couple of mins I start to get the message there is no sex tonight. So I jump up put all stuff on and say sorry but I¡¦ve got to go but I¡¦ll call you again tomorrow. So I run out get a cab get home and there is a message on my machine , it¡¦s her telling me that I¡¦ve upset her. So now I¡¦m pissed off as she was quite cute and seemed a very nice girl indeed. Fuck I hope I¡¦m going to get another chance.?¼ Now I find that this line of code has somehow been added to every single fucking html page on my pc. All my pages are infected. I can¡¦t remember which ones I¡¦ve uploaded and if they could have been infected at that time. Is there anyway to remove a certain line of code from all html files on my pc in one go or do i have to go through every single one and delete this? Also is this nimda? some people are saying it is and if so how do i find out if my PC has still got this...does it change a file in the registry or something, can i take a look for some code and determine if i'm infected or not? I'd always meant to get norton put on this machine also but i guess i never used it in all the years i'd had it on other machines. All my programes are crashing also one after another. I never open mails with attachments and never download any exe files. How the hell did this get on my pc? Damn it i can hardly focus on the screen to type this out, i'm not sure i can face 100s of html files right now. Sorry for boring you all with my nights disaster but I just had to vent all this shit. I can¡¦t believe it happened and I¡¦m even more annoyed with myself having to look at stats and emails at such a time¡Kit¡¦s like a compulsion even after all these years to check the stats and emails at every given opportunity. Even on holiday I keep rushing of to the ecafe to have a sneaky peak. Thanks in advance to anyone who has answers to the questions on the virus.

11-15-2003, 01:11 AM	#3
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Take it easy man... Use ultraedit, go in "replace in files" put in the line of code and replace it with a space, browse to your www directory and BOOM fixed in like 10 seconds... Then upload. THEN go buy 2 dozen roses and a nice meal and make it up to the cute chick. I can't believe I read that shit. __________________ icq:159548293

11-15-2003, 01:43 AM	#6
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	did u get blueballs from the girl or your site? __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

11-15-2003, 01:07 AM	#2
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	You must be smoking some good shit if you think we are gunna read that.

11-15-2003, 02:35 AM	#7
avion Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: right next to u Posts: 1,403	grrr...loong post...and wtf man, you left a hot pussy for a virus? besides there's a built-in ftp client in every windows machine, just type 'ftp' under dos prompt...