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Pipecrew · 11-13-2003, 03:47 PM

So we were out lastnight at this bar and met up with a couple guys we knew from school. Anyways it was a good night and at the end of the night, we go party at these chicks house. The two guys (dumbasses) go outside and start talking to these black guys walking on the street.

This is pretty much how it went down

Black Guy: "Do you have any money on you"
White Guy: "Yeah like 40 bucks"
Black Guy: "I'am from the states and I need Canadian Money"
White Guy: Cool
Black Guy: "I will give you 50 USD for 40 CDN"
White Guy: awesome, here's 40 CDN
Black Guy: "Ok I have to go to my friends house to get the 50"

I couldnt believe anyone would ever be soo stupid.. So he follows the black guy to his friends "house" which doesnt even exist, he was just trying to run away... So our friend runs in the house and gets all of us, we chase these guys down the street into a 7-11.
Apu at 7-11 calls the cops and says there is a HUGE fight in his store, which was bullshit, it was close but nothing happened at that point. I swear to god, within 30 seconds, 9 police cars were on the scene..

Naturally the cops were all on power trips and treated everyone like shit.. They couldnt find the 40 bucks on the black guy, so we never got it back, they did find drugs on him and he had a decent criminal record, but that doesnt matter anymore!, because welcome to Canada.

The black guys told the cops we kicked there asses and stole 40 dollars haha.. Sad thing is, they believed them over us, because
people with criminal records dont lie! and us 4th year Criminology Students, apparently do!

hyatla · 11-13-2003, 03:49 PM

What a wonderful world.

LiveDose · 11-13-2003, 03:57 PM

maybe your friend should stay at home and live in a bubble...

Oracle Porn · 11-13-2003, 03:59 PM

Racist?

Oracle Porn · 11-13-2003, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LiveDose
maybe your friend should stay at home and live in a bubble...

I want to live in a bubble..
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Theo · 11-13-2003, 04:18 PM

i wouldn't chase someone for 40 CDN

skillfull · 11-13-2003, 04:42 PM

shut the fuck up whiteboy !

11-13-2003, 04:54 PM

First mistake was talking to black guys on the street.

axelcat · 11-13-2003, 05:23 PM

That sounds like it could be a good script for a movie.

DarkJedi · 11-13-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
That sounds like it could be a good script for a movie.

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liquidmoe · 11-13-2003, 06:05 PM

4th year criminology students

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11-13-2003, 03:47 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Dumbest Guy Ever So we were out lastnight at this bar and met up with a couple guys we knew from school. Anyways it was a good night and at the end of the night, we go party at these chicks house. The two guys (dumbasses) go outside and start talking to these black guys walking on the street. This is pretty much how it went down Black Guy: "Do you have any money on you" White Guy: "Yeah like 40 bucks" Black Guy: "I'am from the states and I need Canadian Money" White Guy: Cool Black Guy: "I will give you 50 USD for 40 CDN" White Guy: awesome, here's 40 CDN Black Guy: "Ok I have to go to my friends house to get the 50" I couldnt believe anyone would ever be soo stupid.. So he follows the black guy to his friends "house" which doesnt even exist, he was just trying to run away... So our friend runs in the house and gets all of us, we chase these guys down the street into a 7-11. Apu at 7-11 calls the cops and says there is a HUGE fight in his store, which was bullshit, it was close but nothing happened at that point. I swear to god, within 30 seconds, 9 police cars were on the scene.. Naturally the cops were all on power trips and treated everyone like shit.. They couldnt find the 40 bucks on the black guy, so we never got it back, they did find drugs on him and he had a decent criminal record, but that doesnt matter anymore!, because welcome to Canada. The black guys told the cops we kicked there asses and stole 40 dollars haha.. Sad thing is, they believed them over us, because people with criminal records dont lie! and us 4th year Criminology Students, apparently do!

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