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Good morning All!! Another Mr. President thread
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked the officer what was causing the holdup. The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asked, "How much have you gotten so far?" The officer replied, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." and that is my moment of zen
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i sure wasn't expecting that ending...
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i have a fender p bass, a schecter ab1+ (what a name), a generic accoustic, and a yamaha for playing when i'm out and about.
i like all kindsa music including classical, a drummer is a really handy person (wish i knew more of them in l.a.) and i am not picky about what is playing as long as the music is good :-) |
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