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angelsofporn · 11-12-2003, 06:39 PM

my roomate and i were so poor we used to go down to the funeral parlor down the street and stand around with the greiving relatives just so we could steal the toilet paper from the bathrooms

dirtysouth · 11-12-2003, 06:40 PM

We was so poor we ate my brother.

funkmaster · 11-12-2003, 06:40 PM

... I snatched some of the towels before you got your hands on them.

MrIzzz · 11-12-2003, 06:50 PM

i used to have all-you-can-eat ketchup from mcdonalds

myjah · 11-12-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn
my roomate and i were so poor we used to go down to the funeral parlor down the street and stand around with the greiving relatives just so we could steal the toilet paper from the bathrooms

well that explains alot. that's a whole lotta trouble to go to just for tp. believe it or not they have tp in ALL bathrooms. you coulda just gone into MCD's.

Oracle Porn · 11-12-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
i used to have all-you-can-eat ketchup from mcdonalds

TDF · 11-12-2003, 06:54 PM

we were so poor we really made 2 ply toilet paper,into 2 plys of paper!

sumphatpimp · 11-12-2003, 06:55 PM

I am so poor that I use the computer at the public library. Can't afford one, nor the connection to the net.

TMV · 11-12-2003, 06:59 PM

i use to order pizza from a pay phone and order it to the wrong address and when the pizza guy showed up i'll snatch the pizza and run down the street.

those were the days

silentkey · 11-12-2003, 07:08 PM

I use to be really poor too. I still am.

angelsofporn · 11-12-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by myjah

well that explains alot. that's a whole lotta trouble to go to just for tp. believe it or not they have tp in ALL bathrooms. you coulda just gone into MCD's.

actually it dosent explain that much...i should have mentioned it was the only place in walking distance cuz no car

richard123 · 11-12-2003, 07:09 PM

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

Rex · 11-12-2003, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
We was so poor we ate my brother.

white russian came out my nose...thanks man

angelsofporn · 11-12-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by richard123
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

i did all that while being ass raped by a groundsloth...fucker wouldnt leave me alone

mardigras · 11-12-2003, 09:38 PM

Poor is having to use both sides of the toilet paper

ModelPerfect · 11-12-2003, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Poor is having to use both sides of the toilet paper

At least you didn't mention the inverted bathtub bidet.

hyper · 11-12-2003, 10:25 PM

i was so poor i used to pimp your mom for cigarette money

MattO · 11-12-2003, 10:25 PM

I was once so poor, all I ate for thanksgiving was a bullion cube. Didn't even have water, I had to suck on it.

nofx · 11-12-2003, 10:30 PM

once I was so poor, I only had 5k in the bank

lived off ramen noodles for a few days

brand0n · 11-12-2003, 10:53 PM

we ate dirt and were happy

webgurl · 11-12-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
once I was so poor, I only had 5k in the bank

lived off ramen noodles for a few days

only 5k in the bank

Jimbo · 11-12-2003, 11:39 PM

I'm so poor I sell short ICQ #

Morgan · 11-12-2003, 11:46 PM

Reak · 11-12-2003, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by angelsofporn
my roomate and i were so poor we used to go down to the funeral parlor down the street and stand around with the greiving relatives just so we could steal the toilet paper from the bathrooms

jimthefiend · 11-12-2003, 11:50 PM

Poor is when Spam is the Thanksgiving Turkey.

BlueDesignStudios · 11-12-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
I am so poor that I use the computer at the public library. Can't afford one, nor the connection to the net.

You sound like someone I know

Lykos · 11-13-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
We was so poor we ate my brother.

Let me paypal u

?

Sifu · 11-13-2003, 01:41 AM

we were so poor we would only supersize everyother day....lol

LiveDose · 11-13-2003, 01:49 AM

cooking half a ramen for lunch so I could have the other half for dinner...

Lonny · 11-13-2003, 02:12 AM

I used to run a 100 foot extension coard from my apartment window to the laundromat room below when the power was shut off. Shit had to watch tv some how.

Morgan · 11-13-2003, 02:13 AM

my mom sells roses on the side of the freeway.

Theo · 11-13-2003, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
Poor is when Spam is the Thanksgiving Turkey.

lol

mule · 11-13-2003, 02:30 AM

When I came to amsterdam I only had one shoe
Now I ride around in taxis
I have to ride around in taxis because I only have one shoe

kmanrox · 11-13-2003, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by mule
When I came to amsterdam I only had one shoe
Now I ride around in taxis
I have to ride around in taxis because I only have one shoe

lol wtf

johnbosh · 11-13-2003, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
We was so poor we ate my brother.

hahhahahha

the Shemp · 11-13-2003, 02:48 AM

i remember the time my parents had to cut back on my cello lessons, times were pretty rough then.

mule · 11-13-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
i remember the time my parents had to cut back on my cello lessons, times were pretty rough then.

*grin*

kmanrox · 11-13-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
i remember the time my parents had to cut back on my cello lessons, times were pretty rough then.

shemp! u were a cello-geek?

i was at trombone-geek

i wasnt cool enough to be a saxophone player =-/

smack · 11-13-2003, 02:52 AM

ever stolen a dead body? you can have ALL KINDS of fun with those things.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-13-2003, 02:59 AM

I was so poor I ate Cat meat with the Koreans next door when I was kid. Good people good food alot of laughs.

Didnt really think about being poor much but I guess I should have known when I was helping hunt neighborhood cats!

True story sorry...

the Shemp · 11-13-2003, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

shemp! u were a cello-geek?

i was at trombone-geek

i wasnt cool enough to be a saxophone player =-/

ya, it was that or the accordian

Amputate Your Head · 11-13-2003, 03:10 AM

I once lived in a dry docked houseboat, parked in a chainlinked autobody lot behind the paint booth. I was so broke I had to decide between getting a pack of Dorals or a 12 pack of Kingston Brew. I had $1.38 to my name.

I chose the brew. Gave half of it to the dobermans.

true story.

that was 1985.

Excellence · 11-13-2003, 03:56 AM

I was so poor, I couldnt' pay attention.

JFK · 11-13-2003, 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by Excellence
I was so poor, I couldnt' pay attention.

what did you just say ??

mardigras · 11-14-2003, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
Poor is when Spam is the Thanksgiving Turkey.

Even poorer is when the spam is from e-mail

gin · 11-14-2003, 05:45 AM

heh ya spending all the money on drugs .. would have 14 cents in gas in a stolen car trying to just make it to somewhere cause they owed me a gram.. would have to go thru people's garages to look for gas gans

nobull · 11-14-2003, 05:50 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

shemp! u were a cello-geek?

i was at trombone-geek

i wasnt cool enough to be a saxophone player =-/

I was the saxophone player

abdab_1 · 11-14-2003, 05:55 AM

we and a couple of house mate pretented to be homeless so we could eat for free at a local church, we were pepper mint.

boardersweetie · 11-14-2003, 06:08 AM

I'm still poor, my roomie and I go with backpacks and rob the dorms for tp because they have the big rolls there. that's just the beginning, we are so fucking broke. someone wanna buy my sig?

Scott McD · 11-14-2003, 06:27 AM

50 poor mofo's !!!

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richard123 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 491	Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

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