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Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Deeprub


Have you ever been to the swing clubs in Ft Lauderdale?

Shit you are the guy I need to talk to....plus your wife is a Florida lawyer....that only makes it better.

no, she is not, she doesn't practise in Florida or anywhere else,
she, like Tom Hogan, has only ONE client...me
;-))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Shaved or not....makes no difference to me :1orglaugh

As long as I am the giver and not the taker

would you mind if I tell everybody your penis size afterwards?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I thought you were gay, you lived in Russia and English was your second language.

Damn I read that wrong. :1orglaugh

So you are not gay, your wife is an attorney and you live in Ft. Lauderdale?

Okay either way seems cool. The first way made you sound more mysterious, the second way made you sound hip.

Anyway, the real reason for my post, is that really your penis in your sig? If so DAMN! How big is it when it's hard?

I mean that in the nicest most respectful way..............:)

I can only quote one of the GFY girls who summed it up best:
One is a stunt cock another is cock stunt
;-))))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Serge

I got those depends diapers you wanted. I got a good deal from a wholesaler but you have to buy them in palletes Hit me up for the info

BTW they are the ultra flow ones

MORON, stick to your regular audience,
you are not ready for prime time yet....
fuck off, cazzo...

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


would you mind if I tell everybody your penis size afterwards?

Makes no difference to me...if you can still talk :1orglaugh

http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg

Old hillbilly secret...rub chicken shit on it...makes it bigger

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


no, she is not, she doesn't practise in Florida or anywhere else,
she, like Tom Hogan, has only ONE client...me
;-))

Makes no difference to me if she has a regular office as long as she takes care of you and your business.

These swing clubs are pulling in close to 10 mil a year with a small getting started investment around 250 thoundsand. You get us started and I will be the fall guy :winkwink:

Keep you outta trouble lol

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Makes no difference to me...if you can still talk :1orglaugh

http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg

Old hillbilly secret...rub chicken shit on it...makes it bigger


wow, but I'll make your balls even bigger!
I hate 'em small...
;-(((


http://imagenes.yonkis.com/3110200303331.jpg

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 12:01 PM

Your speechless now that I showed a picture of my cock...right?

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Makes no difference to me if she has a regular office as long as she takes care of you and your business.

These swing clubs are pulling in close to 10 mil a year with a small getting started investment around 250 thoundsand. You get us started and I will be the fall guy :winkwink:

Keep you outta trouble lol

bullshit.....

Take Trapeze for example...

maximum occupancy is 250
(at the max of $75 per couple is 9375 per busiest nite...)

no liquor sales...

it's open 4 days a week, with most of the days 1/3 full at best...

safe to assume average week at 30k gross,
plus memberships sales at $250,000 a year...
for full around 2 mils tops gross...

whoever told you about 10 mils a year is "slightly" exaturates...
;-)))

Biggy2 11-12-2003 12:07 PM

ahh, serge back to pissing on the boards..

remind me of the good ol' days :)

too bad there's no emotional attachment to the pissing, makes me miss the good ol' times

serge, you gonna bring back the "piss-o-meter".

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub
Your speechless now that I showed a picture of my cock...right?
sure, sure, now show me your bank acount statement to go along with it
;-)))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Biggy2
ahh, serge back to pissing on the boards..

remind me of the good ol' days :)

too bad there's no emotional attachment to the pissing, makes me miss the good ol' times

serge, you gonna bring back the "piss-o-meter".

you call it "pissing"????

all we do is talking cocks...
wanna show us yours?

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


bullshit.....

Take Trapeze for example...

maximum occupancy is 250
(at the max of $75 per couple is 9375 per busiest nite...)

no liquor sales...

it's open 4 days a week, with most of the days 1/3 full at best...

safe to assume average week at 30k gross,
plus memberships sales at $250,000 a year...
for full around 2 mils tops gross...

whoever told you about 10 mils a year is "slightly" exaturates...
;-)))

Ok take the Trapeze club...and redo your numbers a little

Max occupancy is over 1000...we have been there on several night over 500 couples

Single males are the big money....100$ a month membership and 75$ to get in.

Special events...250$ just for new years

Private party rentals....???

Plus we build the club to use as a photo studio and recuiting ground for new talent...should do well in itself

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


sure, sure, now show me your bank acount statement to go along with it
;-)))

I show you my cock and now you want to see my bank account?

Slow down there big boy...we anit getting married.

I just feel dirty now :glugglug

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Ok take the Trapeze club...and redo your numbers a little

Max occupancy is over 1000...we have been there on several night over 500 couples

Single males are the big money....100$ a month membership and 75$ to get in.

Special events...250$ just for new years

Private party rentals....???

Plus we build the club to use as a photo studio and recuiting ground for new talent...should do well in itself

naaahhh....not my cup of tea....taking a physical possesion of anything related to the pussy would keep me away from the boards...and I love the boards way too much
;-)))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


I show you my cock

no you didn't...I have never seen cock like that at Trap before
;-)))

"I know cock, I served with cock, and let me tell you, Senator, you are NOT that cock"
;-))))

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


no you didn't...I have never seen cock like that at Trap before
;-)))

"I know cock, I served with cock, and let me tell you, Senator, you are NOT that cock"
;-))))

Wanna bet? :Graucho

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


naaahhh....not my cup of tea....taking a physical possesion of anything related to the pussy would keep me away from the boards...and I love the boards way too much
;-)))

Fuck you dont want to be there when they kick the door in....that would be my job :winkwink:

More people would want to have group sex down there in ft laud than eat goat eyeballs and drink vodka at a russian rest.

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Wanna bet? :Graucho

nope......I beleive you....8? 9? I saw a girl in Miami on AFF looking for 10 MINIMUM
;-))

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Fuck you dont want to be there when they kick the door in....that would be my job :winkwink:

More people would want to have group sex down there in ft laud than eat goat eyeballs and drink vodka at a russian rest.

ICQ me

do search on russkyserge

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


ICQ me

do search on russkyserge

Something funky about your icq....has a aol man and says your offline

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Something funky about your icq....has a aol man and says your offline

try again, check spelling

PrivateEye 11-12-2003 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


try again, check spelling

Spelling is fine...and you are on there but...

98936244 is mine

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub


Spelling is fine...and you are on there but...

98936244 is mine

Lens, wanna invest some money into the Swing Club for 70 and older?
;_))

we need some money for Oxygen tanks
;-))

myjah 11-12-2003 04:04 PM

Out of respect for your business partner it seems like you would just email or call him and discuss this issue in private.

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
Out of respect for your business partner it seems like you would just email or call him and discuss this issue in private.
why?

he runs the board,
I run the board,
we can SELL PUBLIC impressions,
we can NOT sell private e-mails...

but I appreciate you teaching me how to do business.....I am noob

myjah 11-12-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


why?

he runs the board,
I run the board,
we can SELL PUBLIC impressions,
we can NOT sell private e-mails...

but I appreciate you teaching me how to do business.....I am noob

well to be honest...it seems as if you are trying really hard to get his attention. and i wonder why he never responds back to you on this board?

now don't get your panties all in a wad

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah

well to be honest...it seems as if you are trying really hard to get his attention. and i wonder why he never responds back to you on this board?

now don't get your panties all in a wad

hmmm....when I pray, God never responds to me either,
but....
he answers my prayers and makes dreams come true.

I say Lensman is GOD and if you don't think so-
fuck you infidel!
;-)))

I believe, I BELIEVE.....

myjah 11-12-2003 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


hmmm....when I pray, God never responds to me either,
but....
he answers my prayers and makes dreams come true.

I say Lensman is GOD and if you don't think so-
fuck you infidel!
;-)))

I believe, I BELIEVE.....

you pray? now that's something i never would have guessed. And kudos to you for not mispelling a single word in your response that time.

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah

you pray? now that's something i never would have guessed. And kudos to you for not mispelling a single word in your response that time.

If you, and the rest, could have guessed what I had guessed,
you'd be shitting on everybody and I'd be a sig whore
;-)))

myjah 11-12-2003 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


If you, and the rest, could have guessed what I had guessed,
you'd be shitting on everybody and I'd be a sig whore
;-)))

nah...i still wouldn't be shitting on everybody. not my style. seems like you think you know so much - so you should know that everyone is not as envious of you as you believe they are. i wouldn't want to be you for one second. you seem kinda angry most of the time and to me that's sad. :(

TurboAngel 11-12-2003 06:51 PM

Surge are you ok? Your being awfully nice tonight!


:glugglug

myjah 11-12-2003 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Surge are you ok? Your being awfully nice tonight!


:glugglug

i was thinkin the same thing

TurboAngel 11-12-2003 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah

i was thinkin the same thing

Hehehheh.......we are thinking of moving down near you sometime soon. Hit me up on ICQ 274274082

smut4all 11-12-2003 07:29 PM

Still no answer from Lens?

Lensman 11-12-2003 07:30 PM

Serge, just make sure you get paid up front.

myjah 11-12-2003 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah

well to be honest...it seems as if you are trying really hard to get his attention. and i wonder why he never responds back to you on this board?

lol...guess i'll just eat my words now:eatmouse

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah

nah...i still wouldn't be shitting on everybody. not my style. seems like you think you know so much - so you should know that everyone is not as envious of you as you believe they are. i wouldn't want to be you for one second. you seem kinda angry most of the time and to me that's sad. :(

of course I am angry...
my own wife wants to kill me!

http://cotac.com/sue1.jpg

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Serge, just make sure you get paid up front.
Lens, you know me for how long???

Have you EVER seen me doing things in reverse?

I ALWAYS paid upfront....this is my 11th Commandment
;-)))

LMK where to send your share...

Serge_Oprano 11-12-2003 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah

lol...guess i'll just eat my words now:eatmouse

naaahhhh....HUMILITY is good for the soul...
;-0))

you are OK for a sig whore...
;-)))


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