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11-09-2003, 01:04 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Shreveport, LA
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Platinum Lantern: The King Of Stripclubs (I went back to the stripclub!)
Aight...
So it's Saturday Night... I decide to try the strip club again, after a lackluster customer experience the night before.... Aight let me break it down for you.... I'm only attracted to black women mainly so, thats all I'm focusing on... It's 2 black chicks in the club and both of them are cold... They both have fake tits... but hey, they are AIGHT Now one of them, I'll just go ahead and say it, she's a perfect 10.. A straight up dyme The other chick, she's about a 7.5 (she looked good, but she just wasn't AMAZING like the other girl) Aight....... So I get a dance from the chick I wanted to talk to yesterday.. we sit down and talk, and I'm telling her how grandpa had her cuffed up last night, we talk, she asks me what I do and I give her the real, I'm a business man, I run adult websites, and I'm looking for a model to shoot. Aight enough of the talking... I pay for my $20 lapdance.... Aight.. those big fake tits of her's look oh so nice.... *Big as day I see a sign that says, DON'T TOUCH THE DANCERS! I'm trying my hardest to follow this rule but she's got her tits in my face and she's sitting on my lap *My mild mannered penis (Bruce Banner) has turned into the Incredible Hulk So I ask... Are those real, because I honestly couldn't tell And she say's no, but they are soft... and she says, touch them... I put like my pinky on her nipple.. and she giggles, and say it's ok hold them Then I say well I don't want to break the rules, and she says Oh Trust me there is a lot more than this that goes on in the VIP rooms. Kissed and sucked some big nice tits... I think she grabbed my dick, but I'm not quite sure... Well anyway, it was fun.. not quite worth $20, but it was cool... She gave me her e-mail address.... So I'm just waiting to see what develops Aight.... So now it's Time for me to sample the other girls lapdance technique She's a 7.5 on the hotness scale.. but damn, she was kissing all on my neck and shit.. rubbing my dick.... She even bit my dick thru my jeans... DAMN I ain't ever had that ever in my whole life... I mean it ain't as good as her putting it in her mouth.. but DAMN she kinda sorta did but my dick in her mouth....... She's asking my questions like where do I stay.. and what do I do for a living.... Asking me how far is my crib from the club.... Then she's like damn I like dancing for you because it's enjoyable... I forgot to ask her for her e-mail address... DAMN DAMN DAMN.... She's a hotgirl... I've got a new favorite bad habit.. fuck gambling.... I'm all about lap dances....
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11-09-2003, 01:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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11-09-2003, 01:12 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 5,464
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aight?
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11-09-2003, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Orange County, CA
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hehe ... you do have a knack for storytelling
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11-09-2003, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: My House
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Which strip club? I am in Bossier La , Thought about going to Dejavu tonight but didn't go out.
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11-09-2003, 01:16 AM
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