I just killed a cat. - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:04 PM

Last night I was working in my home office with my front door wide open. I often work like this because I like the airflow. I put a baby gate up so that my dog does not wander outside.

Anyway....For the 3rd time since I have lived here, a cat has decided to jump the gate and come into my house. Do these cats not smell the dog?

So the next thing I know, My 100+ pound dog is chasing this fucking cat all over my house and I am following both of them. The cat goes upstairs and decides to run back and forth over the couch, into the kitchen, across the sink that is full of water, then back again...at least 4 times.....with the dog in tow.

By now I am pretty fucking pissed off and my dog won't get out of my way so I can get the damn cat. Then the cat runs up to the 3rd floor..followed by the dog and then myself...and hides under my bed.

At this point I decided to lock the dog in a seperate room and try to get the cat to come out. This did not work so I just came back down stairs and went back to work hoping that the cat would calm down and find it's way out.

I never saw the cat again. Went to bed and after I got up I remembered he was still in the house. I started taking my bed apart and all of a sudden, the cat jumps out, startles me, I dropped the heardboard ON THE CAT, and killed it.

The end.

klik · 10-22-2003, 02:05 PM

just admit it.. you have an anger problem, the neighbors cat pissed you off for the last time, YOU were the one chasing it around the house.. and you finally managed to smash it good

fletcher · 10-22-2003, 02:06 PM

Too much excitement in your life as of late, man.

LadyMischief · 10-22-2003, 02:06 PM

Oops! At least you weren't TRYING to kill it.

Fletch XXX · 10-22-2003, 02:06 PM

the last two days have been nothing short of amazing 'round here.

hyatla · 10-22-2003, 02:06 PM

What a damb cat. he deserves to die.

SleazyDream · 10-22-2003, 02:06 PM

did you feed it to your dog aferwards?

klik · 10-22-2003, 02:06 PM

oh yeah.. "The End"

HeadPimp · 10-22-2003, 02:08 PM

DOH!!!

feN · 10-22-2003, 02:08 PM

hahahah
die kitty die

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
just admit it.. you have an anger problem, the neighbors cat pissed you off for the last time, YOU were the one chasing it around the house.. and you finally managed to smash it good

Actually...Yes, that is true.

Dawgy · 10-22-2003, 02:08 PM

pussy

BRISK · 10-22-2003, 02:09 PM

You killed a widdle itty bitty kitty?

Katlicious72 · 10-22-2003, 02:09 PM

Poor Kitty.

gornyhuy · 10-22-2003, 02:09 PM

That is fucking horrible.

TiGrrPrr · 10-22-2003, 02:09 PM

OMFG! Thanks for sharing that! I needed that.

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
You killed a widdle itty bitty kitty?

Sure did...Shall I be truly morbid and post a pic as well?

doober · 10-22-2003, 02:10 PM

cat Killa!

BRISK · 10-22-2003, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Sure did...Shall I be truly morbid and post a pic as well?

Cat snuff?

GigaChris · 10-22-2003, 02:11 PM

Damn cats

Nydahl · 10-22-2003, 02:12 PM

you should use your GLOCK or what kind of toy you have - you could save some time

radical · 10-22-2003, 02:13 PM

Crual person hehehehehehe!!

Jamdin · 10-22-2003, 02:13 PM

Do you not have a screen door on the front door? I'm surprised the cat was the only thing that came in.

Tera · 10-22-2003, 02:13 PM

boo boo kitty fuck

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera
boo boo kitty fuck

LOL.....Thanks Jay.

PeerPatrick · 10-22-2003, 02:16 PM

Smashkitty cleanup, ewwe. Ya know they say curiosity killed the cat but it never really did too much damage to the dog...

rooster · 10-22-2003, 02:16 PM

heres an idea, get a screendoor

Plan9 · 10-22-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Oops! At least you weren't TRYING to kill it.

sure he wasnt. Wink wink, nudge nudge

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
Do you not have a screen door on the front door? I'm surprised the cat was the only thing that came in.

I have a security door on it but it kind blocks the airflow so I pro it open too.

Rinaldo · 10-22-2003, 02:16 PM

well written... its was suspenseful.. thanks !

Shok · 10-22-2003, 02:17 PM

Turd didnt like this story

DarkJedi · 10-22-2003, 02:17 PM

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
Turd didnt like this story

From the looks of it...Turd is already dead anyway. At least I am not going to skin this cat you sicko.

Adultnet · 10-22-2003, 02:18 PM

ouch

BRISK · 10-22-2003, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

From the looks of it...Turd is already dead anyway. At least I am not going to skin this cat you sicko.

Nydahl · 10-22-2003, 02:19 PM

what will you have for a dinner today?Cat sandwich?

Katlicious72 · 10-22-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
Turd didnt like this story

I had a nightmare about your cat last night.

Oracle Porn · 10-22-2003, 02:21 PM

gornyhuy · 10-22-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
Turd didnt like this story

Nice ooozing toe sore.

Shok · 10-22-2003, 02:23 PM

herpes can be a bitch

Joesho · 10-22-2003, 02:28 PM

loverboy · 10-22-2003, 02:28 PM

poor kitty, it seems the cat was at the wrong place, wrong time.

Tera · 10-22-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

LOL.....Thanks Jay.

Just doin my part where I can, seriously though, the thought of you running after a dog and a cat throughout your house, really gave me my jollies for the day.

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:29 PM

After seeing the damage that my headboard can do, I am going to start bringing it to the shows so I can drop it on the heads of a few webmasters.

AaronM · 10-22-2003, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera

Just doin my part where I can, seriously though, the thought of you running after a dog and a cat throughout your house, really gave me my jollies for the day.

See...I told you I could get you your jollies.

angeleyes · 10-22-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
You killed a widdle itty bitty kitty?

awwwwwww

Nydahl · 10-22-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
After seeing the damage that my headboard can do, I am going to start bringing it to the shows so I can drop it on the heads of a few webmasters.

I am sure that lot of guys around will be very carefull to talk to you now when we know you can even kill the cat (or any monsters like she was) - fuck I am scared myself CAT KILLER

anyway thanks for a funny story

PersianKitty · 10-22-2003, 02:47 PM

Aaron..

Keep your dog very close to you in the future. I know from two acquantinces' experiences that the cats of the neighborhood know about the incident and are planning now to send out their CSI (Cat Scene Investigators) along with the CIA (Cat Intellegience Agency) and the local PD (Pussy Detectives) to sink their claws into this case and get to the bottom of it. They may even put a tail on you.

Something smells rotten in the litter box.

zombie · 10-22-2003, 03:03 PM

what a vivid imagination you have aaronm.
i look forward to reading more of you tall
tales from the trailer park.

The Click · 10-22-2003, 03:04 PM

the music!!!

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I just killed a cat. Last night I was working in my home office with my front door wide open. I often work like this because I like the airflow. I put a baby gate up so that my dog does not wander outside. Anyway....For the 3rd time since I have lived here, a cat has decided to jump the gate and come into my house. Do these cats not smell the dog? So the next thing I know, My 100+ pound dog is chasing this fucking cat all over my house and I am following both of them. The cat goes upstairs and decides to run back and forth over the couch, into the kitchen, across the sink that is full of water, then back again...at least 4 times.....with the dog in tow. By now I am pretty fucking pissed off and my dog won't get out of my way so I can get the damn cat. Then the cat runs up to the 3rd floor..followed by the dog and then myself...and hides under my bed. At this point I decided to lock the dog in a seperate room and try to get the cat to come out. This did not work so I just came back down stairs and went back to work hoping that the cat would calm down and find it's way out. I never saw the cat again. Went to bed and after I got up I remembered he was still in the house. I started taking my bed apart and all of a sudden, the cat jumps out, startles me, I dropped the heardboard ON THE CAT, and killed it. The end.

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