Post a cool line from a movie

Fiddy

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfest"

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfest?"

"........... no"

from happy gilmore

Great movie!

"Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot"

"My wife's over there with an ass in her cock..."

BTW - it was a true blooper and they left it in the movie.

"He didn't come." - Princess Bride

"Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave." - Labyrinth

"There's a problem in the cockpit..."
"What is it?"
"It's a small compartment in front of the plane... but that's not important right now."

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Go Fuck Yourself.

- Tom Hanks
Catch Me If You Can

I love that movie. The puppets and the scenery are awesome. I also love (and own) The Dark Crystal.

SpaceAce

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"
same movie...
to older lady in the super market vegetable isle:
"mine's bigger..."
"I beg your pardon..."
Holds up a larger zuchini: "Mine's bigger"
same movie...
SPANK!!! "Thank you sir, may I have another..." SPANK!!! (hesitant) "... thank you sir may I have another..." SPANK!!!
same movie...
"excuse me... can we dance with your dates?"

Hello! Mexican-Americans like to answer the telephone and say hello to whoever's on the other end!

Cheech and Chong next movie

Cheech: you need to quit doing that coke man, it does somthing to your brain, your not going to have a brain no more man Chong:Man lots of smart people snort coke Cheech: oh yeah lots of people snort coke huh, like who? Chong: like, like Sherlock holmes snorts coke, and he isn't so stupid!

Cheech and Chong Nice dreams

I'm so hungry i could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it.

Cheech and Chong the Corsican Brothers

all from moviequotes.com pretty usefull site ;-)

defuckdaiwantacaravanfordatsgotnofuckinwheels?

brad pitt.. snatch :D

I have that one, too. I'm a Henson addict.

"Look like Gelfling....smell like Gelfling....maybe you are Gelfling!.......Drop him." - Augrah

"Valla vham!" - Jen

quotes from Ghostbusters:

"I like a girl who sleeps above her sheets... not FOUR FEET abover her sheets..."


"Fine, so my girlfriends a dog."


"There is something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good, bad thing. What do you mean bad?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Total protonic reversal."
"Right that's bad. Ok, important saftey tip. Thanks Egon."


"Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down-town."

" You think you can take me down.....SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! "

"The saw is family"

"Many years later as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."

Opening lines from the novel "100 Years of Solitude " by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

I get older they stay the same age

See sig

"Is that hair gel?"

I am sure you guys all remember where this quote is from.

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."


"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]"

I feel the need... the need for speed...

"How was it for you?"...
"I've had better."

~Liar Liar

Gotta love that movie

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.



Just a small part in the greatest scene ever in a movie!!

i love boilerroom

Clerks right?

english motherfucker ! DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

say hello to my little friend

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back had some of the funniest lines


"No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth."

"What the fuck is the Internet?"

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. "

"Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?"

"mmmm...yeah....that's it.....that's exactly what i need....uhuh....give it to me....cmon ya little fucker let's go.....that's what i need....let's do that, LET'S DO EXACTLY THAT YA LITTLE FUCK..."

also


"I did nothing....I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be."


same movie for both

"He must of thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"
"Naw, man, it ain't white boy day.'



best scene in any movie. ever --->

COCCOTTI - "Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen.
And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from."


CLIFF - "Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?"

COCCOTTI - "Sure."

CLIFF - "Got a match?"

CLIFF - "Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh?"

COCCOTTI - "Uh-huh."

CLIFF - "You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by ******s."

COCCOTTI - "Come again?"

CLIFF - "It's a fact. Sicilians have ****** blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are ******s. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did
so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were ******s. Your great, great, great, great, great-
grandmother was fucked by a ******, and had a half-****** kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?"