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we all love porn
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1. Sex makes people prettier. Scientific experiments has proven that during the sexual intercorse human body produces masive quantities of estrogen (hormon) , that makes hair shinier and skin softer.
2. Tender and relaxed love making reduces the possibilities of dermatitis and other skin deseases. The transpired swet durring the sexual intercorse cleanses the skin, thus makeing it shinier. 3. Love making can burn all the calories that entered your body during a romantic diner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports ( take notice condom is needed) . It helps you strech your body and tone allmost every muscle. Surely it is more agreable than swiming for 5 miles, and to practice it you don t need tennis shoes! 5. Sex is an instant remedient for light depresion. it makes body produce endorphines, produces the sence of euforia and satisfaction.. 6. The more you have sex , the more people would like to have sex with you. Sexualy active bodies produces more pheromones. these subtile sexual scents arrouse the opposite sex . 7. Sex is the safes tranquillizer. 10 TIMES SAFER THEN APAURIN, OR OTHER DRUGS. 8. With one kiss a day you dont need a dentist! Kissing induces the production of saliva that rinces the food of your teeth and lowers acid level in your mouth. 9. Sex can help cure headake. Sexual intercorse relaxes , thus widens the blood vessels in your brain. 10. Lots of love making can make you breath easier. Sex is a natural antihistamic. It helps with asthma!
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survival of the fittest - and people still question creation.
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no wonder every virgin I met were ugly, fat and had a pimple the size of my head
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Click on my TCG signature
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I love no. 8, with one kiss a day, I'll never ever use tooth paste anylonger.
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I usually find that these emails get send round by people who never have sex. Not alluding to anything, I jsut know when iwas at school that email went around *a lot*
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we all love porn
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