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what would you do with 5000$?

11-01-2003, 10:34 PM

if you guys had 5grand right now, and didnt plan on doing anything with it for a good year, how and where would you invest it in?

I would appreciate serious answers

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11-01-2003, 10:36 PM

Buy a small lot of refurbished monitors, pdas or printers for $1000-2000 and resell on ebay. Put the rest on tax liens.
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11-01-2003, 10:36 PM

I would take first class flight to NYC and back... Just to get out of the house. Sorta like russian ruolette, ya know?
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11-01-2003, 10:37 PM

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...XMSR&C1=0&C2=1
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11-01-2003, 10:37 PM

Stocks.
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11-01-2003, 10:39 PM

Buy a shitload of put options for Acacia.

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11-01-2003, 10:39 PM

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11-01-2003, 10:41 PM

Buy a shit load of these shirts!

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11-01-2003, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by PM2
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11-01-2003, 10:42 PM

For just 1 year.. Assuming its just some extra cash I would add to an existing stock portfolio. Maybe use it on a few stocks that seemed to risky before.

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11-01-2003, 10:43 PM

Shit, my bills would be paid and I'd be sending my husband to Germany for the summer to immerse himself in the language. It'll help with his 2nd major: German.

If I HAD to invest it, I'd go looking for the best mutual funds in terms of track record. Get a GOOD financial advisor to help with this, and diversify among slow growth/low risk, medium growth/risk, high yield/high risk funds. That should start you out nicely, and the interst from them can be re-invested every year to help your porfolio grow, thus earning you more money for the long-term.

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11-01-2003, 10:43 PM

thanx for all the options so far ppl!
please keep em commin!
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11-01-2003, 10:54 PM

Mutual funds are for Pussies. If you're young you should be taking educated risks. Find a product or service you think has great potential for exponential growth and invest in those companies. Do not let some dumb dick fund mangager convince you it is great to get a 13% return.
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11-01-2003, 10:57 PM

1 big shipment of crack, have black guys sell it to other black guys.

take that profit money and buy guns, then sell guns to the black guys who buy the crack.

u have now walked away with profit and ur links are gone. so easy.
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11-01-2003, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by PM2
Mutual funds are for Pussies. If you're young you should be taking educated risks. Find a product or service you think has great potential for exponential growth and invest in those companies. Do not let some dumb dick fund mangager convince you it is great to get a 13% return.

I said think longterm. If you've got the money to throw away on gambling, go do it, 'cause that's what you're doing in day trades. That shit changes every damn day, whereas mutual funds are more steady in their growth.

And if you don't want some dumb dick telling you that 13% is a great return, then don't hire one. Educate yourself and go do your own trading.

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11-01-2003, 11:11 PM

head down to AC and play nickel slots
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11-01-2003, 11:20 PM

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11-01-2003, 11:21 PM

XM is looking pretty sweet. When I found out about it through a friend it was early this year, if an investment was made that looks like an easy 5x-8x growth. Of course that requires foresight and all of that plus some luck. But still it is nice to see companies.

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11-01-2003, 11:25 PM

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XM is looking pretty sweet. Of course that requires foresight and all of that plus some luck.

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11-01-2003, 11:28 PM

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11-01-2003, 11:32 PM

Buy presents for family and friends... might initially sound like a shitty idea. But they're your family and friends.. so fuck it.
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11-01-2003, 11:45 PM

before i go to bed. ill post here

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a trip to nyc to buy all the shit i can get

a trip to europe to enjoy the shit

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11-02-2003, 12:00 AM

i'd put a bar in my house and stock my fridge with oe
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11-02-2003, 12:46 AM

you know a few years ago this thread was called "what would you do with a million $$"

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11-02-2003, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan
1 big shipment of crack, have black guys sell it to other black guys.

take that profit money and buy guns, then sell guns to the black guys who buy the crack.

u have now walked away with profit and ur links are gone. so easy.

white guys sell crack too!

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11-02-2003, 12:50 AM

Get 5000 one dollar bills and stand in the center of a mall trying to pass them out like pamphlets until the little men in white coats showed up to take me away.
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11-02-2003, 01:19 AM

I would invest it in stocks. (around 3-4k)
And I would buy weed
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11-02-2003, 02:32 AM

Put $2500 on my Bank Account & Invest $2500 in Stocks
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11-02-2003, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by PM2
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FUCCCCCKKK. I had 1,000 shares until earlier this year...should've held onto those That's nuts.

 
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11-02-2003, 02:51 AM

If I had $5000, I'd call someone that cares.
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11-02-2003, 03:31 AM

I'd add it to my savings account.

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11-02-2003, 03:46 AM

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11-02-2003, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by Bigjohn
Get 5000 one dollar bills and stand in the center of a mall trying to pass them out like pamphlets until the little men in white coats showed up to take me away.

Yeah, but most white guys would piss before pulling the trigger... thus the links would still be there.

Not a very well thought out plan.
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11-02-2003, 03:49 AM

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Yeah, but most white guys would piss before pulling the trigger... thus the links would still be there.

Not a very well thought out plan.

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11-02-2003, 04:00 AM

First if I had any credit card debt, I'd pay that off. If I thought I might have some ongoing CC debt over the next year, I'd probably keep the money in an interest-bearing checking account so I could easily pay off CC debt in the future. (Even though the interest rate is probably around 1%).

If that's not an issue, then I'd look for a no-load index fund with an expense ratio under 0.35%. If you're only investing for a year, you've got to make sure you're not going to be zapped for a 3% commission when you buy or sell the fund. (Front end or back end fees.) The fees aren't as significant if you plan to hold the investment for a few years, but for one year that's a big percentage of your expected gain.
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11-02-2003, 04:01 AM

Probably just re-invest it into the business or other investments.
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11-02-2003, 04:09 AM

I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term
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11-02-2003, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by lakeview
I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

That's $5250!
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11-02-2003, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by Seb From Holland

That's $5250!

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11-02-2003, 04:37 AM

Originally posted by lakeview
I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

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11-02-2003, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

oh boy

what? you can't open small sites unless you have $20k to invest?
I dont plan on being the next "mrthumbs", just want something steady for down the road that will grow.
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11-02-2003, 04:45 AM

Originally posted by lakeview
I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

$1500 for a lawyer to look over 1 single paysite? You seriously paid that much?

Unless you're launching some scat, beast, or pissing related paysite, you paid too much for a lawyer IMO.

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11-02-2003, 04:45 AM

Originally posted by lakeview
I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

Nice, now go borrow $15,000 so you can afford to fight Acacia for all those videos your streaming LOL

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11-02-2003, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by lakeview

what? you can't open small sites unless you have $20k to invest?
I dont plan on being the next "mrthumbs", just want something steady for down the road that will grow.

dude.. i think you are just clowning us but just in case you're real:

>$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

And then what?

'really push it'? How? With what?
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11-02-2003, 04:55 AM

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11-02-2003, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by BRISK

$1500 for a lawyer to look over 1 single paysite? You seriously paid that much?

Unless you're launching some scat, beast, or pissing related paysite, you paid too much for a lawyer IMO.

If you want someone good who knows what they're doing you have to pay for it.

The advice and contracts I get I can use forever if/when I do more sites. I've haven't even gotten started with him yet and I've already gotten some great advice on things I planned on doing that could have gotten me into trouble.

I see things now on tours that are insane and I just shake my head at them.

Plus its a tax deduction, it's not exactly throwing my money into a fireplace.

call me a nerd, but this is a risky business, you should have a good lawyer to go over your shit before put it out there.

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11-02-2003, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by lakeview

If you want someone good who knows what they're doing you have to pay for it.

The advice and contracts I get I can use forever if/when I do more sites. I've haven't even gotten started with him yet and I've already gotten some great advice on things I planned on doing that could have gotten me into trouble.

I see things now on tours that are insane and I just shake my head at them.

Plus its a tax deduction, it's not exactly throwing my money into a fireplace.

call me a nerd, but this is a risky business, you should have a lawyer to go over your shit before put it out there.

and what did your lawyer tell you that you couldn't have figure out on your own?

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11-02-2003, 04:59 AM

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11-02-2003, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by lakeview

call me a nerd, but this is a risky business, you should have a good lawyer to go over your shit before put it out there.

true, but that doesnt mean you shuld have more legal backup
than Gary Kremen before you even started!!
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11-02-2003, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by BRISK

and what did your lawyer tell you that you couldn't have figure out on your own?

dude.. if he answers that question he gives away $1500 legal advice. Dont be cheap.. chip in.
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