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klik · 10-31-2003, 07:50 PM

quit ringing that fuckin doorbell cuz im not gonna fuckin answer it.
read the fucking sign. "NO CANDY"

KaLi · 10-31-2003, 07:51 PM

Why not give them candy?

Chris · 10-31-2003, 07:52 PM

Hmm im doing mcdonald cert's free happy meals

if ya dont got nothing you should use like 1$ bills and what not

doober · 10-31-2003, 07:52 PM

you know your just dying to give them candy...give in!

Spunky · 10-31-2003, 07:52 PM

Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.

Wilbo · 10-31-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.

tootie · 10-31-2003, 08:02 PM

I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags.

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun.

SleazyDream · 10-31-2003, 08:03 PM

i hope they egg your house

doober · 10-31-2003, 08:04 PM

You sound like a good mom tootie.

dirtyone · 10-31-2003, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags.

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun.

Wow.. can I come over and play at your house?

KMR Stitch · 10-31-2003, 08:11 PM

Under Ground code for non candy=

1.) Subject as target for eggs
2.) shaving cream
3.) silly string.
4.) TP (pray you don't have sprinklers)

Plan9 · 10-31-2003, 08:12 PM

Yes - sleepover at Tootie's, everyone! Score!

And klik, you realize the "NO CANDY" sign is probably whats making them knock, just to piss you off?

HS-Trixxxia · 10-31-2003, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i hope they egg your house

Oh shit........I remember those days........I tell you, life today is just not the same!!!

Baal · 10-31-2003, 08:14 PM

When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me.

Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low

Oracle Porn · 10-31-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Baal
When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me.

Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low

who the hell give away full sized candy?
its like $1 per kid

KMR Stitch · 10-31-2003, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Baal
When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me.

Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low

Word on the street (someone has king sized) it's GOLD!

Ken Griffy Jr gave out hand fulls 2 years ago. So did a few other famous sports stars...Tiger woods wasn't home though..

Islesworth only place you trick or treat in golf cars

Ken Griffys exact words "Hey guys take as much as you want seriously once I run out I get to go back in the house and drink few a beers"

tootie · 10-31-2003, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

Wow.. can I come over and play at your house?

You could if we still lived in Georgia.

Still no more kids, but I'm still hoping. My kids are still having fun. They're watching creepy episodes of Scooby Doo right now. Hehe.

TaylorM · 10-31-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
Hmm im doing mcdonald cert's free happy meals if ya dont got nothing you should use like 1$ bills and what not

That is a great idea! If I was a kid, I would be totally stoked!

Baal · 10-31-2003, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch

Word on the street (someone has king sized) it's GOLD!

Ken Griffy Jr gave out hand fulls 2 years ago. So did a few other famous sports stars...Tiger woods wasn't home though..

Islesworth only place you trick or treat in golf cars

Ken Griffys exact words "Hey guys take as much as you want seriously once I run out I get to go back in the house and drink few a beers"

Yeah, I think the word on the street has spread about "the guy who gives out the huge candy bars"... haha. Even had some 15 year old kids (with no costumes at all) hitting me up for some loot.

I did buy a 6-pack of Guiness at the same time I stocked up on the candy, so I figure Ken and I had the same idea

klik · 10-31-2003, 08:31 PM

k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY"..

hadn't heard shit since.

Chris · 10-31-2003, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by TaylorM

That is a great idea! If I was a kid, I would be totally stoked!

I'm only 19 and never really enjoyed trick or treating so ive been doing this sence i was about 16 :P

Chris · 10-31-2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by klik
k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY"..

hadn't heard shit since.

thats real nice of you .......... these are KIDS ringing your door bell and you are writing " FUCKING " on your door ?

klik · 10-31-2003, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

thats real nice of you .......... these are KIDS ringing your door bell and you are writing " FUCKING " on your door ?

same strategy i've always used.. fuck the freeloaders.. i wanna see some ccbill joins.

dirtyone · 10-31-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

You could if we still lived in Georgia.

Still no more kids, but I'm still hoping. My kids are still having fun. They're watching creepy episodes of Scooby Doo right now. Hehe.

Oh that sounds like so much fun!

Were in GA were you?

BrentD · 10-31-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.

BrentD · 10-31-2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i hope they egg your house

BrentD · 10-31-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags.

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun.

Nice, the wife runs a home daycare and she had all the kids dressup today and had a little party and let each of them draw their own faces on pumpkins and then carved them for them, took pics and such of them in their costumes.

Tonight our kids went out and got a shitload of candy for daddy

Hope all families are having a great halloween, 2 more awesome holidays to coem this year

BrentD · 10-31-2003, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia

Oh shit........I remember those days........I tell you, life today is just not the same!!!

Tell me about it, we used to egg, tp and throw tomatoes when I was younger, those days are gone damn

BrentD · 10-31-2003, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by klik
k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY"..

hadn't heard shit since.

Do you ride the little yellow short bus?

Baal · 10-31-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by BrentD
Tonight our kids went out and got a shitload of candy for daddy

Hope all families are having a great halloween, 2 more awesome holidays to coem this year

You're stealing your kid's candy? You Bastard!

Hehe, I know you're kidding. The trick is *not* to loot your kid's stash, but to buy so much of your favorite candy that there is no way you can give it all away! Leftovers are where it's at

BrentD · 10-31-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Baal

You're stealing your kid's candy? You Bastard!

Hehe, I know you're kidding. The trick is *not* to loot your kid's stash, but to buy so much of your favorite candy that there is no way you can give it all away! Leftovers are where it's at

Yeah I hit up our own candy we have left over + any candy the kids don't like or want. My 3 yr old and 9yr old girls love candy but they also know how to share

DrewKole · 10-31-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags.

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun.

I like you, you seem to be a nice person...

No foolies.

brizzad · 10-31-2003, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Under Ground code for non candy=

1.) Subject as target for eggs
2.) shaving cream
3.) silly string.
4.) TP (pray you don't have sprinklers)

nobody was giving out candy at my girlfriend's house...

we just had a blast pulling all the tp from the trees

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-31-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i hope they egg your house

My house got egged tonight.. little motherfuckers...
my oldest and I were sitting in a tree in the front yard.. i had the BBgun ready..fuckers didnt come back.

JDog · 10-31-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by klik
quit ringing that fuckin doorbell cuz im not gonna fuckin answer it.
read the fucking sign. "NO CANDY"

I put one on my door and haven't had a single knock or ring!

jDoG

JDog · 10-31-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

My house got egged tonight.. little motherfuckers...
my oldest and I were sitting in a tree in the front yard.. i had the BBgun ready..fuckers didnt come back.

That would've sucked for them!

jDoG

Sarah_Jayne · 11-01-2003, 05:06 AM

no kidding. Trick or treat really isn't a British thing but some kids see it in American movies and on tv and go around doing it without any regard or understanding of the unwritten rules..or the fact that old pepople have no clue why people are coming to their door begging for stuff.

My husband is disabled and I was out of the house and he didn't feel like doing it because frankly he can't get up and down all night without really hurting his leg. One MOTHER and kids were pushing our doorbell for 11 minutes solid before he finally went and told her off.

reynold · 11-01-2003, 05:12 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
no kidding. Trick or treat really isn't a British thing but some kids see it in American movies and on tv and go around doing it without any regard or understanding of the unwritten rules..or the fact that old pepople have no clue why people are coming to their door begging for stuff.

My husband is disabled and I was out of the house and he didn't feel like doing it because frankly he can't get up and down all night without really hurting his leg. One MOTHER and kids were pushing our doorbell for 11 minutes solid before he finally went and told her off.

gee that's rediculous

Candice · 11-01-2003, 05:23 AM

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Originally posted by tootie
I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags.

I think our neighbors hate us or something.

Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun.

You're such a good mom, how fun!!!

KRL · 11-01-2003, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cheap bastard..I hope they shit on your porch.

10-31-2003, 07:50 PM	#1
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	stupid kids quit ringing that fuckin doorbell cuz im not gonna fuckin answer it. read the fucking sign. "NO CANDY"

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KaLi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Lomita, CA Posts: 4,371	Why not give them candy? __________________ icq:160-417-630

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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	Hmm im doing mcdonald cert's free happy meals if ya dont got nothing you should use like 1$ bills and what not __________________ [email protected]

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tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	I wish you'd send them my way. I spent alot of money on decorations and candy and we've only had one set of trick-or-treaters so far, a boy and a girl. I really wanted to make some kids happy today. I even spent two hours bagging candy in these cute decorated plastic bags. I think our neighbors hate us or something. Well, at least my own kids had a great time. I carved pumpkins and they dressed up and I baked pumpkin shaped spice cookies and frosted them with orange and black and we made Halloween decorations out of construction paper. In a little while we are going to order pizza. Lots of fun. __________________

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	you know your just dying to give them candy...give in!

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	i hope they egg your house __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	You sound like a good mom tootie.

10-31-2003, 08:11 PM	#11
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Under Ground code for non candy= 1.) Subject as target for eggs 2.) shaving cream 3.) silly string. 4.) TP (pray you don't have sprinklers)

10-31-2003, 08:12 PM	#12
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	Yes - sleepover at Tootie's, everyone! Score! And klik, you realize the "NO CANDY" sign is probably whats making them knock, just to piss you off?

10-31-2003, 08:14 PM	#14
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	When I was a kid, I fucking hated those small candy bars that most ppl. handed out. So every kid that hits my home gets a real-sized candy bar... none of that small shit from me. Only problem is that I think that the neighborhood kids are onto me... it's only 7:00 and my candy supply is running low

10-31-2003, 08:31 PM	#20
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	k.. the fuckers stopped.. i added "FUCKING" in between "NO" and "CANDY".. hadn't heard shit since.

11-01-2003, 05:06 AM	#37
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	no kidding. Trick or treat really isn't a British thing but some kids see it in American movies and on tv and go around doing it without any regard or understanding of the unwritten rules..or the fact that old pepople have no clue why people are coming to their door begging for stuff. My husband is disabled and I was out of the house and he didn't feel like doing it because frankly he can't get up and down all night without really hurting his leg. One MOTHER and kids were pushing our doorbell for 11 minutes solid before he finally went and told her off.