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A Man Walks Into A Bar With His Dog And Orders Two Glasses Of Whiskey. He Proposes A Toast And Both He And His Dog Empty Their Glasses. The Girl Behind The Bar Is Surprised And Asks, "Can Your Dog Perform Other Tricks?"<br>"Of Course", The Man Answers, "He Can Even Gratify A Woman."<br>Anxious To Know More The Girl Leads The Man And The Dog Into A Little Room Above The Bar. Full Of Expectation She Undresses And Lies Down On The Bed. The Dog Looks At Her And Does Nothing.<br>"It's Always The Same Thing With You!", The Man Then Shouts At The Dog, "Ok, I'll Show You How To Do This One Last Time." :)

Fatso.

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Lol. :)

A Guy Who Could Not Keep His Penis Erect For His Wife Went To The Doctor And Was Proscribed A Bottle Of Sex-pills. The Doctor Told Him To Take One Pill Fifteen Minutes Before Sex For A Solution To The Problem. However, The Guy Had Been Without Sex For A Very Long Time, And Recklessly Downed The Whole Bottle As He Prepared Himself For A Night Of Love With His Wife.<br>The Next Morning The Guy's Young Son Sat On The Porch Of The House Crying, And The Curious Neighboors Queried, "What Is Wrong?"<br>The Boy Replied, "My Mom Is Dead, My Sister Is Pregnant, My Dog Is Suddenly Scared To Death Of Men, My Butt Hurts Like It Has Never Hurt Before, And My Dad Is In The Basement Yelling 'here Kitty!'" :2 cents:

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Go Fuck Yourself, Gay-boy. :thumbsup

Rofl!!! Are You Retarded???

Ok idiotstick. Stop bumping sexpedocation's thread. You might make him feel wanted. Find something more useful to do with your time.

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dogfucker!!

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat down on the barber's chair, and requested a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."<br>The woman replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."<br>"Tell him your working overtime," the cowboy gleingly said, "I'll pay you the difference."<br>"Tell him yourself," she responded, "He is the one shaving you."

Looks like he is probably being paid by "hornyteens" to post a bunch of crap in the hopes he will win the wegcash webmaster referral contest.

No one sign up under this idiot. Or better yet, report this crap to wegcash.

I second that statement. How retarded. At least if you're going to be a fuckknob, be creative about it. He apparently can't even do that.

:ak47: :feels-hot

A Childless Couple Wanted Artificial Insemination, And A Nurse In The Insemination Clinic Asked The Woman To Undress From The Waist Down, Get On The Table And Place Her Feet In The Stirrups. She Was Feeling Rather Awkward About The Entire Procedure When The Doctor Came In. Her Anxiety Was Not Diminished By The Sight Of Him Pulling Down His Pants.<br>"Wait A Minute!" The Woman Yelped, "What The Hell Is Going On Here?"<br>"Don't You Want To Get Pregnant?" The Doctor Asked.<br>The Woman Answered, "Well, Yes, I Do."<br>"Then Lie Back And Spread 'em," The Doctor Responded, "We're All Out Of The Bottled Stuff, So You'll Have To Settle For What's On Tap." :feels-hot

Assmonkey...

:BangBang: :)

:feels-hot

Scat Pusher!!

Lol.

Two Brothers Enlisting In The Army Were Getting Their Physicals. During The Inspection, The Doctor Was Surprised To Discover That Both Of Them Possessed Incredibly Long, Oversized Penises. "How Do You Account For This?" He Asked The Brothers.<br>"It's Hereditary, Sir," The Older One Replied.<br>"I See," Said The Doctor, Writing In His File. "Your Father's The Reason For Your Elongated Penises?"<br>"No Sir, Our Mother."<br>"Your Mother? You Idiot, Women Don't Have Penises!"<br>"I Know, Sir," Replied The Recruit, "but She Only Had One Arm, And When It Came To Getting Us Out Of The Bathtub, She Had To Manage As Best As She Could." :feels-hot

That's Definitely Something To Think About.

Not. :glugglug

:helpme
BTW ban Tobcisab

:feels-hot

Hehe.

:BangBang: :feels-hot

One Day, After A Man Had His Annual Physical, The Doctor Came Out And Said, "You Had A Great Check-up. Is There Anything That You'd Like To Talk About Or Ask Me?"<br>"Well," He Said, "I Was Thinking About Getting A Vasectomy."<br>"That's A Pretty Big Decision," The Doctor Said, "have You Talked It Over With Your Family?"<br>"Yes, I Did," The Man Responded, "and They're In Favor 17 To 2." :mad:

I do NOT get paid to post on GFY.
Believe it or not - I do it for fun.

Obviously I was talking about Tobcisab, not you.

I re-read the posts.
I see that now.
sorry...

Believe you me when I say that your sentiment is shared.

That is the most offensive sig i have ever seen tobiascockfuckignhead fuckoff and die and take sexed pedophile with you

:BangBang: Tobcisab - the new gfy fuckstain

:ak47: sex-pedo-education