Yes u do homo

yawn

rawr

thats obvious. where in cali?

Poor kid

why do you avoid the question hina?
what valley?

play with fire, and your going to get burned...

no you didnt, we dont care biatch!

whats an exbox? Evander Holyfield
:1orglaugh :Graucho

you can tell cyborgs a big playa here in the biz:1orglaugh

ur wierd

:321GFY

:angel

kali am i gonna have to get the chick to blow you before you tell me?

damn it valley hina avoided the question again!
i think i know her or something

:ak47:

narf

:feels-hot

:uhoh

:321GFY

clams have feelings too

cyborg=ghey!

:BangBang:

Get a life

wheres my slice?

of pie?

up your ass

ok ill stop bashing you. its not fun when your depressed.

Joke time fuckers

Adam 'n' Eve

Q: Who made the first soft drink?

A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop

read a book on comebacks biatch!

After the Honeymoon...

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!''

:1orglaugh

:fart

Cannibals

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.
One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle."

So the two cannibals start eating.

After a half an hour one stops eating, looks up, and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?"

The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"

The other cannibal says, "Hey, no fair! You're eating too fast!"

awwww how cute. your parents.:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh