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Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:38 PM

Xbox WIll Be mInE

MattO 10-28-2003 03:38 PM

I refuse to be a bot

MattO 10-28-2003 03:38 PM

I'm hungry for a sam handwitch

MattO 10-28-2003 03:39 PM

....many posts later...

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:40 PM

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MattO 10-28-2003 03:40 PM

Maybe I'll spam something.... hmmmm

MattO 10-28-2003 03:40 PM

Watch out for the Turd Burglar, he'll burgle your turds.

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:41 PM

:drinkup

MattO 10-28-2003 03:41 PM

I need to get to 3K

nofx 10-28-2003 03:41 PM

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nofx 464
chronic avenger 460
Wildcard 401
Ozzymosis1 400
KaLi 386
- Jesus Christ - 293
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Reak 264
MuleScrote 143
SuicideMachine 134

:glugglug :Graucho

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:42 PM

:zzwhip

MattO 10-28-2003 03:42 PM

Damn 35 second rule... sheesh

nofx 10-28-2003 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I need to get to 3K
dont worry, you'll get there :thumbsup

MattO 10-28-2003 03:42 PM

KaPow

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:43 PM

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nofx 10-28-2003 03:43 PM

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MattO 10-28-2003 03:43 PM

Yea, threads like this are easy to burn up the ##'s

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:43 PM

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Poo-Chee 664
nofx 466
chronic avenger 460
Wildcard 401
Ozzymosis1 400
KaLi 386
- Jesus Christ - 293
bdjuf 291
Reak 264
MuleScrote 143
SuicideMachine 134

Buhahaha

MattO 10-28-2003 03:44 PM

I sale post bot

MattO 10-28-2003 03:44 PM

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nofx 10-28-2003 03:44 PM

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Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:45 PM

Rrrrr

HarlotCash Dyker 10-28-2003 03:45 PM

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MattO 10-28-2003 03:45 PM

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nofx 10-28-2003 03:46 PM

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SuicideMachine 10-28-2003 03:46 PM

:thumbsup

MattO 10-28-2003 03:47 PM

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SuicideMachine 10-28-2003 03:47 PM

:ak47:
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Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:48 PM

Rofl

MattO 10-28-2003 03:48 PM

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nofx 10-28-2003 03:48 PM

:feels-hot :mad: :BangBang: :ak47: :321GFY

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:49 PM

:moon

hyatla 10-28-2003 03:49 PM

I will win.

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
I will win.
i will

nofx 10-28-2003 03:50 PM

rainbows

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:51 PM

:uhoh

MattO 10-28-2003 03:51 PM

yawn

SuicideMachine 10-28-2003 03:52 PM

:ak47: :(

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:52 PM

:cool-as-a

MattO 10-28-2003 03:52 PM

Win what?

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:53 PM

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SuicideMachine 10-28-2003 03:53 PM

when im the ground, i cant see out of one eye, and theres smoke around my head.

nofx what song?

MattO 10-28-2003 03:53 PM

squirrels

SuicideMachine 10-28-2003 03:54 PM

:Graucho

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:54 PM

:hi

MattO 10-28-2003 03:54 PM

pig soup

MattO 10-28-2003 03:54 PM

tussel with grass stains

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:55 PM

Hmmmmm

Cyborg69 10-28-2003 03:56 PM

Poo-Chee 664
nofx 471
chronic avenger 460
Wildcard 401
Ozzymosis1 400
KaLi 386
- Jesus Christ - 293
bdjuf 291
Reak 264
Cyborg69 144
MuleScrote 143
SuicideMachine 139

MattO 10-28-2003 03:56 PM

And now for your enjoyment, The Bible.


Deuteronomy 1

1 These are the words that Moses spoke to all Israel beyond the Jordan in the wilderness, in the Arabah over against Suph, between Paran and Tophel, Laban, Haze'roth, and Di' -zahab. 2 It is eleven days' journey from Horeb by the way of Mount Se'ir to Ka'desh-bar'nea. 3 And in the fortieth year, on the first day of the eleventh month, Moses spoke to the people of Israel according to all that the LORD had given him in commandment to them, 4 after he had defeated Sihon the king of the Amorites, who lived in Heshbon, and Og the king of Bashan, who lived in Ash'taroth and in Ed're-i. 5 Beyond the Jordan, in the land of Moab, Moses undertook to explain this law, saying, 6 "The LORD our God said to us in Horeb, 'You have stayed long enough at this mountain; 7 turn and take your journey, and go to the hill country of the Amorites, and to all their neighbors in the Arabah, in the hill country and in the lowland, and in the Negeb, and by the seacoast, the land of the Canaanites, and Lebanon, as far as the great river, the river Euphra'tes. 8 Behold, I have set the land before you; go in and take possession of the land which the LORD swore to your fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give to them and to their descendants after them.' 9 "At that time I said to you, 'I am not able alone to bear you; 10 the LORD your God has multiplied you, and behold, you are this day as the stars of heaven for multitude. 11 May the LORD, the God of your fathers, make you a thousand times as many as you are, and bless you, as he has promised you! 12 How can I bear alone the weight and burden of you and your strife? 13 Choose wise, understanding, and experienced men, according to your tribes, and I will appoint them as your heads.' 14 And you answered me, 'The thing that you have spoken is good for us to do.' 15 So I took the heads of your tribes, wise and experienced men, and set them as heads over you, commanders of thousands, commanders of hundreds, commanders of fifties, commanders of tens, and officers, throughout your tribes. 16 And I charged your judges at that time, 'Hear the cases between your brethren, and judge righteously between a man and his brother or the alien that is with him. 17 You shall not be partial in judgment; you shall hear the small and the great alike; you shall not be afraid of the face of man, for the judgment is God's; and the case that is too hard for you, you shall bring to me, and I will hear it.' 18 And I commanded you at that time all the things that you should do. 19 "And we set out from Horeb, and went through all that great and terrible wilderness which you saw, on the way to the hill country of the Amorites, as the LORD our God commanded us; and we came to Ka'desh-bar'nea. 20 And I said to you, 'You have come to the hill country of the Amorites, which the LORD our God gives us. 21 Behold, the LORD your God has set the land before you; go up, take possession, as the LORD, the God of your fathers, has told you; do not fear or be dismayed.' 22 Then all of you came near me, and said, 'Let us send men before us, that they may explore the land for us, and bring us word again of the way by which we must go up and the cities into which we shall come.' 23 The thing seemed good to me, and I took twelve men of you, one man for each tribe; 24 and they turned and went up into the hill country, and came to the Valley of Eshcol and spied it out. 25 And they took in their hands some of the fruit of the land and brought it down to us, and brought us word again, and said, 'It is a good land which the LORD our God gives us.' 26 "Yet you would not go up, but rebelled against the command of the LORD your God; 27 and you murmured in your tents, and said, 'Because the LORD hated us he has brought us forth out of the land of Egypt, to give us into the hand of the Amorites, to destroy us. 28 Whither are we going up? Our brethren have made our hearts melt, saying, "The people are greater and taller than we; the cities are great and fortified up to heaven; and moreover we have seen the sons of the Anakim there."' 29 Then I said to you, 'Do not be in dread or afraid of them. 30 The LORD your God who goes before you will himself fight for you, just as he did for you in Egypt before your eyes, 31 and in the wilderness, where you have seen how the LORD your God bore you, as a man bears his son, in all the way that you went until you came to this place.' 32 Yet in spite of this word you did not believe the LORD your God, 33 who went before you in the way to seek you out a place to pitch your tents, in fire by night, to show you by what way you should go, and in the cloud by day. 34 "And the LORD heard your words, and was angered, and he swore, 35 'Not one of these men of this evil generation shall see the good land which I swore to give to your fathers, 36 except Caleb the son of Jephun'neh; he shall see it, and to him and to his children I will give the land upon which he has trodden, because he has wholly followed the LORD!' 37 The LORD was angry with me also on your account, and said, 'You also shall not go in there; 38 Joshua the son of Nun, who stands before you, he shall enter; encourage him, for he shall cause Israel to inherit it. 39 Moreover your little ones, who you said would become a prey, and your children, who this day have no knowledge of good or evil, shall go in there, and to them I will give it, and they shall possess it. 40 But as for you, turn, and journey into the wilderness in the direction of the Red Sea.' 41 "Then you answered me, 'We have sinned against the LORD; we will go up and fight, just as the LORD our God commanded us.' And every man of you girded on his weapons of war, and thought it easy to go up into the hill country. 42 And the LORD said to me, 'Say to them, Do not go up or fight, for I am not in the midst of you; lest you be defeated before your enemies.' 43 So I spoke to you, and you would not hearken; but you rebelled against the command of the LORD, and were presumptuous and went up into the hill country. 44 Then the Amorites who lived in that hill country came out against you and chased you as bees do and beat you down in Se'ir as far as Hormah. 45 And you returned and wept before the LORD; but the LORD did not hearken to your voice or give ear to you. 46 So you remained at Kadesh many days, the days that you remained there.


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