fucking translation program,have to wait till my wife gets back:feels-hot

peewee, mate, it is really fucked up but i got you, in case you wanna ask smth about appartment prices, ask me in icq 99469856

funny joke for all you russian freaks ;)

ñûí ñïðàøèâàåò ó îòöà - ÷òî òàêîå âèðòóàëüíàÿ ðåàëüíîñòü è òîò íà÷èíàåò îáüÿñíÿòü íà ïðèìåðàõ

îòåö ñïðàøèâàåò ó æåíû - "åñëè áû òåáå äàëè ëèìîí áàêñîâ, òû äàëà áû" - "åñòåñòâåííî, çà òàêèå-òî áàáêè"

ñïðàøèâàåò ó äî÷åðè - îòâåò àíàëîãè÷íûé

ñïðàøèâàåò ó äåäà - òîò òîæå áû äàë

äàåëåå ïîÿñíåíèå ñûíó - "âîò âèäèøü - âèðòóàëüíî ó íàñ 3 ìèëëèîíà áàêñîâ - à ðåàëüíî - 2 áëÿäè è 1 ñòàðûé ïèäîðàñ


:1orglaugh

thanks when the wife is around we'll take you up on that she knows Kiev , the neighborhoods and stuff like that.
that's easyer to talk:thumbsup

fuck you russian

Ñêîëüêî ëåò, ñêîëüêî ëåò
Âñå îäíî è òîæå.
Äåíåã íåò, æåíùèí íåò,
Äà è áûòü íå ìîæåò.

zdraste

zdraste archik
:Graucho

-Àë¸,ýòî êòî?
-Ïîæàðíàÿ îõðàíà.
-Ïîæàðüòå ìíå êóðèöó!
-Ìû íå æàðèì,ìû òóøèì
-Íó òîãäà ïîòóøèòå!

:1orglaugh

Content Shopchik dlya nachala :)

Seriously guys - if you all quit using the Cyrillic letters and started writing in Latin letters like English, it would be much easier to learn Russian. And it would be easier for Russians to learn other languages (except Greek).

I know it's not gonna happen - not even the commies wanted that.

blin vot ti shutnik!!! HHAHA :) good one :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Nah. Ask HarlotCash Dyker, seems he's from Poland - cyrilic letter "ù" equals to Polish "szcz". Not too funny. There are at least 10 sounds in Russian that do not exist in English at all. And vice versa, if honestly. It's just impossible to express correct English sounds with cyrilic letters, as well as impossible to express correct Russian sounds with Latin letters...

2 HarlotCash Dyker - po co tak sie nerwuesz, chlopaku? :)

Yea, Phoenix66, I guess you're right.

Pochemu DarkJedi molchit ? :glugglug

I'm not russian but I know some russian.

Kak dela druzia?

mnogo ruskies

:1orglaugh

Êîãäà íà Áðàéòîíå ñóááîòà,
Òî â êàáàêàõ âñåãäà ïîëíî.
Ãóëÿþò ëþäè áåççàáîòíî
È ïüþò ôðàíöóçñêîå âèíî.

À ìû íà Áðàéòîíå âïåðâûå
Ñåãîäíÿ âñòðåòèëèñü ñ òîáîé.
Ìû ? ýìèãðàíòû èç Ðîññèè,
Ñþäà çàáðîøåíû ñóäüáîé.

:fart

bah, no regional support here


previet! ya gavoret po-ruskee..

kak dela?

lol

Cheers...
:glugglug

Nu shto segodnya proisxodit?? gde bratva?

Íàì â÷åðà ïðèñëàëè èç ðóê âîí ïëîõóþ âåñòü,
Íàì â÷åðà ñêàçàëè, ÷òî Àëåõà âûøåë âåñü.
Êàê æå òàê, îí Íàäå ãîâîðèë, ÷òî ïîôàðòèò,
×òî ñûãðàåò ñâàäüáó, íà íåäåëþ çàãóäèò.

Ýòîò ñâàäåáíûé ãóäåæ
Ïîòîìó ÷òî â äðàêå íàëåòåë íà ÷åé-òî íîæ,
Ïîòîìó ÷òî ïëîõî, õîòü íå ïåðâûé ðàç óæå,
Ïîëó÷àë Àëåõà äûðêè íîâûå â äóøå.

Äëÿ òîãî ëü îí äóøó, êàê ðóáàõó çàëàòàë,
×òîá åãî óáèëà â ïüÿíîé äðàêå ñâîëîòà,
Åñëè á âñå â ïîðÿäêå, ìû á íà ñâàäüáó íûí÷å øëè,
È ñ íîæîì â ëîïàòêå ìóñîðà åãî íàøëè.

×òî æ, ïîóáèâàåòñÿ äåâ÷îíêà, ïîðåâåò,
×óòü çàñîìíåâàåòñÿ è ñëåçû îáîòðåò,
À ïîòîì áåç âçäîõà îòîïðåò äðóãîìó äâåðü,
Íè÷åãî, Àëåõà, âñå ðàâíî åìó òåïåðü.

Ìû åãî ñõîðîíèì î÷åíü ñêðîìíî, ÷òî ðûäàòü,
Íåêîìó î íåì è ïîõîðîííóþ ïîñëàòü,
Ïîòîìó íèêòî íå çíàåò, ãäå ó Ëåõè äîì,
Âîò òàêàÿ ñìåðòü øàëüíàÿ âñåõ íàñ æäåò ïîòîì.

×òî æ, ïîóáèâàåòñÿ äåâ÷îíêà, ïîðåâåò,
×óòü çàñîìíåâàåòñÿ è ñëåçû îáîòðåò,
À ïîòîì áåç âçäîõà îòîìêíåò ëþáîìó äâåðü.
Áîã ïðîñòèò, Àëåõà, âñå ðàâíî òåáå òåïåðü

Let's jump to the top :Graucho

stesnyaetsya :1orglaugh

hey, everything's cool, how r u ?