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TrashMan · 10-25-2003, 11:12 AM

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MEET YOLANDA & CARMEN, THE BUTTA' HEAD BITCHS, YOULANDA WORKS AT AN OLD FOLKS HOME UP IN QUEENS,NY EVERY SINCE SHE STARTED WORKIN' AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME AT LEAST 23 OLD PEOPLE DROP DEAD LIKE RAID ROACH SPRAY ON FLYS, AND WHAT TOPS IT OFF THEY WERE ALL UNDER THE HOUSE CARE OF YOLANDA, DIS CRAZY ASS WHITE BITCH TOLD ME SHE SOMETIMES COME TO WORK HIGH AND FALLS ASLEEP WHILE ON NURSE DUTY, SHE EVEN FORGETS TO FEED THE OLD PEOPLE, SOMETIMES THEY GO 2 TILL' 3 DAYS WITHOUT FOOD, SHE ALSO STEALS THERE MEDS AND SELL'EM AT DIFFRENT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, DIS BITCH ALSO BRINGS GUYS OVER TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME AND FUCKS THEM IN THE PEOPLE'S BATH ROOM OR EVEN IN THE KITCHEN,YOLANDA SAID SHE DONT' GIVE A FUCK 'BOUT DEM OLD ASS CRANKY MUTHAFUCKERS, ALL THEY DO IS BEGG FOR FOOD AND CRY LIKE LIL' BABYS, BITCH EVEN TALKED ABOUT PULLIN' THE PLUG ON TWO OLD LADIES AT A LOCAL HOSPITAL, I HOPE LIKE MUTHAFUCKIN' HELL I DON'T EVER GROW OLD AND HAVE DIS BITCH CALL HER SELF WATCHIN' OVER ME, SHE SAID PART OF HER JOB IS TO WIPE THE OLD PEOPLES ASS, BUT YOLANDA ANIT TRYIN' TO HEAR ANY OF DAT BULLSHIT, SHE ANI'T CHANGEIN' SHIT ON NOBODYS STANK ASS OTHER THAN HERS, IF THEY CAN'T WIPE THERE OWN ASS THEN IT JUST WON'T GET MUTHAFUCKIN' WIPED, SHE STRAIGHT OUT SAID " FUCK DEM OLD ASS MUTHAFUCKERS " THE MORE COKE I LAYED ON THE TABLE THE MORE SHIT THIS BITCH CONFESSED TO, ONE DAY YOLANDA WAS IN NEED OF SOME MONEY REALLY BAD AND PAY DAY WASN'T UNTAIL NEXT WEEK SO YOLANDA WENT TO WORK AND PAID A 84 YEAR OLD BLACK MAN SHE WAS CAREIN' FOR A NICE LIL' VISIT, BITCH TOLD ME SHE GAVE THE OLD BLACK MAN A HAND JOB AND PLAYED WITH HIS NIPPLES AND WITHIN' 30 MINS YOLANDA HAD TAKEN ALL OF THE OLD MANS CREDIT CARDS AND EVEN GOT HIS PIN NO# TO HIS (ATM BANK CARD) TWO DAYS LATER THE OLD MAN HAD GOTTEN A PHONE CALL FROM HIS BANK TELLIN' HIM THAT HIS BANK ACCOUNT HAD BEEN EMPTYED OUT, WELL I GUESS THE OLD FUCKER COUGHT A MUTHAFUCKIN' HEART ATTACK AND DIED WITH THE TELEPHONE IN HIS HAND,WHEN YOLANDA CAME TO VISIT HIM AGAIN SHE FOUND DIS OLD BLACK FUCKER LAYIN' STIFF LIKE A BEAR SKIN RUGG, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS SHE'LL JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HER BOSS OVER AT THE ANGENCY WHO'LL THEN TELL HER TO CALL THE ( EMS ) TO PICK HIS DEAD ASS UP, SHE'LL GET PAID FOR A DAYS WORK AND WILL BE GIVIN' ANOTHER OLD VICTUM TO CARE FOR THE NEXT DAMN DAY, DON'T YA' JUST LOVE THE OLD FOLKS HOME HERE IN AMERICA ! YOU CAN ROBB'EM BLIND AND KILL'EM OFF AND STILL BE ABLE TO KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' JOB ! AMEN GODDAMIT I LOVE AMERICA, YOU KNOW WHY - 'CAUSE MY PEOPLES BUILD THIS MUTHAFUCKER AND I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THIS BITCH ! REV.TRASH MAN GETS SERIOUS ASS IN THAT UNDERGROUND PORN WORLD BABY, GET VOL. 3

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NOW TO THE RIGHT HAND SIDE YOU HAVE "CARMEN"TALK ABOUT A LOOSE WIRE, DIS BITCH WORKS AT A PLACE CALLED" THE CORNOR STONE DRUG TREATMENT CENTER" FOR PEOPLE WITH ALCOHOL & SUBSTANCE ABUSE IT'S ALSO A DETOX & REHAB JOINT WHERE JUNKIES COME TO REFRESH UNATIL THEY HIGH COME DOWN AND GO BACK OUT AND COP MORE DRUGS AGAIN AND FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID SO THEY CALL THE MUTAHFUCKIN' REHAB HOT LINE, I CALL THIS HAVIN' THE "JUNKIE BLUES" THEY EVEN GOT A COKECANE ANONYMOUS HOTLINE AND DIS BITCH IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE FOR REAL YO, PICTURE YOUR SELF CALLIN' DIS HO' FOR DRUG TREAMENT, BITCH TOLD ME SHE BE SNORTIN' LINES OF COKE WHILE SHE'S ON THE PHONE WITH THE CALLER, ONE DAY SHE GOT SO FUCKED AND CAME TO WORK TO ANSWER THE PHONES, SHE FUCKED AROUND AND TOLD ONE CALLER SHE HAD A DRUG PROBLEM TO, CARMEN CAN GET HER HANDS ON SOME GOOD SHIT AT THE CENTER, SHIT DAT YOU CAN USE TO MIX WITH YOUR COKECANE, RUBBER GLOVES AND LORD KNOWS I NEED MY RUBBER GLOVES, SHE CAN GET ALL TYPES OF DRUG SHIT, I LIKE CARMEN SHE GETS ALL TYPES OF DRUG USEIN' TOOLS, CRACK PIPES, CRACK BOTTLES CRACK BAGGS, AND I GETS TRIED OF BUYIN' BAGS 'CAUSE THEM SHIT GONE UP IN THE SMOKE SHOP, CARMEN SOMETIMES SITS WITH ME AND HELPS ME BAG UP MY DIME BAGS AND GETS THEM READY TO BE SOLD ON THE STREETS BY MY LIL' COUSIN JACK, ANYWAY I HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF CARMEN THESE DAYS, I FOUND OUT SHES GOT HER SELF A LIL' LESBIAN TWAT SUCKIN' BITCH LIVIN' WITH HER, DAM I SURE MISS SUCKIN' ON DAT WHITE PORKY PUSSY OF HERS AND SHE USE TO JERK ME OFF IN THE MORNIN' BEFORE I WOKE UP AND GOT DRESS FOR WORK, GOD BLESS THESE COKECANE BITCHS AND GOD BLESS MY FANS FOR BEING SO MUTHAFUCKIN' SUPPORTIVE TO THE REV.TRASH MAN FOR I AM THE TRUTH, THE WAY AND THE LIGHT. AMEN !

TDF · 10-25-2003, 11:13 AM

I would rather fuck BVF's girls than yours

FATPad · 10-25-2003, 11:17 AM

The funny thing about imbecilic, gibberish, nonsense is that even if you type it in ALL CAPS and BOLD IT it's still just imbecilic, gibberish, nonsense.

SuicideMachine · 10-25-2003, 11:41 AM

i like the pic though..

IntenseCash · 10-25-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
The funny thing about imbecilic, gibberish, nonsense is that even if you type it in ALL CAPS and BOLD IT it's still just imbecilic, gibberish, nonsense.

that no one reads I might add

p3rsian · 10-25-2003, 11:44 AM

Ross · 10-25-2003, 11:47 AM

You seem to be pissing people off dude...

GO AWAY

SuicideMachine · 10-25-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
You seem to be pissing people off dude...

GO AWAY

doober · 10-25-2003, 12:03 PM

trashman is an idiot?

YES

brand0n · 10-25-2003, 12:05 PM

ahhh this guy is great.. what else you got 4 us before a mod notices?

loverboy · 10-25-2003, 12:06 PM

you will be trashed from this board before you know it

10-25-2003, 11:12 AM	#1
TrashMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SouthBronx,Ny Posts: 186	Meet YOLANDA N CARMEN [img]http://********************/MAN1856/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/MAN1856CustomImage2977652.jpg[/img] MEET YOLANDA & CARMEN, THE BUTTA' HEAD BITCHS, YOULANDA WORKS AT AN OLD FOLKS HOME UP IN QUEENS,NY EVERY SINCE SHE STARTED WORKIN' AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME AT LEAST 23 OLD PEOPLE DROP DEAD LIKE RAID ROACH SPRAY ON FLYS, AND WHAT TOPS IT OFF THEY WERE ALL UNDER THE HOUSE CARE OF YOLANDA, DIS CRAZY ASS WHITE BITCH TOLD ME SHE SOMETIMES COME TO WORK HIGH AND FALLS ASLEEP WHILE ON NURSE DUTY, SHE EVEN FORGETS TO FEED THE OLD PEOPLE, SOMETIMES THEY GO 2 TILL' 3 DAYS WITHOUT FOOD, SHE ALSO STEALS THERE MEDS AND SELL'EM AT DIFFRENT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, DIS BITCH ALSO BRINGS GUYS OVER TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME AND FUCKS THEM IN THE PEOPLE'S BATH ROOM OR EVEN IN THE KITCHEN,YOLANDA SAID SHE DONT' GIVE A FUCK 'BOUT DEM OLD ASS CRANKY MUTHAFUCKERS, ALL THEY DO IS BEGG FOR FOOD AND CRY LIKE LIL' BABYS, BITCH EVEN TALKED ABOUT PULLIN' THE PLUG ON TWO OLD LADIES AT A LOCAL HOSPITAL, I HOPE LIKE MUTHAFUCKIN' HELL I DON'T EVER GROW OLD AND HAVE DIS BITCH CALL HER SELF WATCHIN' OVER ME, SHE SAID PART OF HER JOB IS TO WIPE THE OLD PEOPLES ASS, BUT YOLANDA ANIT TRYIN' TO HEAR ANY OF DAT BULLSHIT, SHE ANI'T CHANGEIN' SHIT ON NOBODYS STANK ASS OTHER THAN HERS, IF THEY CAN'T WIPE THERE OWN ASS THEN IT JUST WON'T GET MUTHAFUCKIN' WIPED, SHE STRAIGHT OUT SAID " FUCK DEM OLD ASS MUTHAFUCKERS " THE MORE COKE I LAYED ON THE TABLE THE MORE SHIT THIS BITCH CONFESSED TO, ONE DAY YOLANDA WAS IN NEED OF SOME MONEY REALLY BAD AND PAY DAY WASN'T UNTAIL NEXT WEEK SO YOLANDA WENT TO WORK AND PAID A 84 YEAR OLD BLACK MAN SHE WAS CAREIN' FOR A NICE LIL' VISIT, BITCH TOLD ME SHE GAVE THE OLD BLACK MAN A HAND JOB AND PLAYED WITH HIS NIPPLES AND WITHIN' 30 MINS YOLANDA HAD TAKEN ALL OF THE OLD MANS CREDIT CARDS AND EVEN GOT HIS PIN NO# TO HIS (ATM BANK CARD) TWO DAYS LATER THE OLD MAN HAD GOTTEN A PHONE CALL FROM HIS BANK TELLIN' HIM THAT HIS BANK ACCOUNT HAD BEEN EMPTYED OUT, WELL I GUESS THE OLD FUCKER COUGHT A MUTHAFUCKIN' HEART ATTACK AND DIED WITH THE TELEPHONE IN HIS HAND,WHEN YOLANDA CAME TO VISIT HIM AGAIN SHE FOUND DIS OLD BLACK FUCKER LAYIN' STIFF LIKE A BEAR SKIN RUGG, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS SHE'LL JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HER BOSS OVER AT THE ANGENCY WHO'LL THEN TELL HER TO CALL THE ( EMS ) TO PICK HIS DEAD ASS UP, SHE'LL GET PAID FOR A DAYS WORK AND WILL BE GIVIN' ANOTHER OLD VICTUM TO CARE FOR THE NEXT DAMN DAY, DON'T YA' JUST LOVE THE OLD FOLKS HOME HERE IN AMERICA ! YOU CAN ROBB'EM BLIND AND KILL'EM OFF AND STILL BE ABLE TO KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' JOB ! AMEN GODDAMIT I LOVE AMERICA, YOU KNOW WHY - 'CAUSE MY PEOPLES BUILD THIS MUTHAFUCKER AND I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THIS BITCH ! REV.TRASH MAN GETS SERIOUS ASS IN THAT UNDERGROUND PORN WORLD BABY, GET VOL. 3 ORDER HERE NOW TO THE RIGHT HAND SIDE YOU HAVE "CARMEN"TALK ABOUT A LOOSE WIRE, DIS BITCH WORKS AT A PLACE CALLED" THE CORNOR STONE DRUG TREATMENT CENTER" FOR PEOPLE WITH ALCOHOL & SUBSTANCE ABUSE IT'S ALSO A DETOX & REHAB JOINT WHERE JUNKIES COME TO REFRESH UNATIL THEY HIGH COME DOWN AND GO BACK OUT AND COP MORE DRUGS AGAIN AND FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID SO THEY CALL THE MUTAHFUCKIN' REHAB HOT LINE, I CALL THIS HAVIN' THE "JUNKIE BLUES" THEY EVEN GOT A COKECANE ANONYMOUS HOTLINE AND DIS BITCH IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE FOR REAL YO, PICTURE YOUR SELF CALLIN' DIS HO' FOR DRUG TREAMENT, BITCH TOLD ME SHE BE SNORTIN' LINES OF COKE WHILE SHE'S ON THE PHONE WITH THE CALLER, ONE DAY SHE GOT SO FUCKED AND CAME TO WORK TO ANSWER THE PHONES, SHE FUCKED AROUND AND TOLD ONE CALLER SHE HAD A DRUG PROBLEM TO, CARMEN CAN GET HER HANDS ON SOME GOOD SHIT AT THE CENTER, SHIT DAT YOU CAN USE TO MIX WITH YOUR COKECANE, RUBBER GLOVES AND LORD KNOWS I NEED MY RUBBER GLOVES, SHE CAN GET ALL TYPES OF DRUG SHIT, I LIKE CARMEN SHE GETS ALL TYPES OF DRUG USEIN' TOOLS, CRACK PIPES, CRACK BOTTLES CRACK BAGGS, AND I GETS TRIED OF BUYIN' BAGS 'CAUSE THEM SHIT GONE UP IN THE SMOKE SHOP, CARMEN SOMETIMES SITS WITH ME AND HELPS ME BAG UP MY DIME BAGS AND GETS THEM READY TO BE SOLD ON THE STREETS BY MY LIL' COUSIN JACK, ANYWAY I HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF CARMEN THESE DAYS, I FOUND OUT SHES GOT HER SELF A LIL' LESBIAN TWAT SUCKIN' BITCH LIVIN' WITH HER, DAM I SURE MISS SUCKIN' ON DAT WHITE PORKY PUSSY OF HERS AND SHE USE TO JERK ME OFF IN THE MORNIN' BEFORE I WOKE UP AND GOT DRESS FOR WORK, GOD BLESS THESE COKECANE BITCHS AND GOD BLESS MY FANS FOR BEING SO MUTHAFUCKIN' SUPPORTIVE TO THE REV.TRASH MAN FOR I AM THE TRUTH, THE WAY AND THE LIGHT. AMEN !

10-25-2003, 11:13 AM	#2
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10-25-2003, 11:17 AM	#3
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