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MrsJFPDude · 10-22-2003, 04:44 PM

A man and woman gets ready to go to bed for the first time together.

The man starts taking off his socks and all of a sudden the woman yells ohhh grosss what the fuck is that?

The man explains to her he had tolio as a kid.

She asked don't you mean polio?

No he said it was tolio.

So he starts taking off his pants and she screams again ... damn look at those knees what happened to those?

The man explained he had neasles as a kid.

She said don't you mean measles?

No he said I mean neasles.

He took off his underwear and she looked and said wait let me guess small cocks right?

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MrIzzz · 10-22-2003, 04:45 PM

funny..corny....but funny

MetaformX · 10-22-2003, 04:46 PM

give me 2 reasons why I should not ban you from GFY immideatly. You have 2 minutes to comply

Tuga · 10-22-2003, 04:47 PM

SlutFinder · 10-22-2003, 04:48 PM

10-22-2003, 04:48 PM

creative spam

MrsJFPDude · 10-22-2003, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
give me 2 reasons why I should not ban you from GFY immideatly. You have 2 minutes to comply

1. you never met me and you still owe me a drink.

2. deep down inside you remeber me paying for work you did for us a few years ago.

good enough reasons?

EZRhino · 10-22-2003, 04:51 PM

Not bad

MrsJFPDude · 10-22-2003, 05:00 PM

Hey I can't help it that some men have short cummings.

hyatla · 10-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Hi MetaformX, you rock!

If I kiss enough ass, will I be immuned from being banned?

hyatla · 10-22-2003, 05:08 PM

I wonder where to find a list of GFY moderators. Lensman I know. Now I know metaforumx too.

JFPdude · 10-22-2003, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
I wonder where to find a list of GFY moderators. Lensman I know. Now I know metaforumx too.

hahaha ask Metaformx about his t-shirt for becoming a mod ....

LMFAO

Metaformx as a mod ... thats the funniest thing I read all day.

hyatla · 10-22-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude

hahaha ask Metaformx about his t-shirt for becoming a mod ....

LMFAO

Metaformx as a mod ... thats the funniest thing I read all day.

Oh, so he was just messing with your woman?

So lensman is the only ass I need to kiss here?

HEARTBREAKER · 10-22-2003, 10:12 PM

lol

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