| Hawkeye |
10-22-2003 01:09 PM |
I would trick her into getting an abortion. Here's how:
First, tell her that I would love to have a child with her ONE DAY. Unfortunately, right now is not a good time because I'm still trying to establish myself and earn some money before I start a family.
However, I DEFINITELY want to start a family, and I realize that YOU BABY are the the one I want to do it with.
So let's get an abortion right now, but in a few years we'll get married and have lots of kids, mmmkay sweetheart.
Convince her that you are serious, get the abortion, then break up with her the next day and change your phone number.
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